YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO PROVE YOU ARE AN AMERICAN

YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO PROVE YOU ARE AN AMERICAN.

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We eat trash.

I blame everyone else for my problems.

Black lives matter

Yum.

>10 SECONDS

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I shoot students

i want to order toilet paper without getting off the toilet and have a drone fly into my apartment and drop it on the snack tray in front of my toilet

after that i want to turn Boops into Clicks at my job for 12 hours so i can pay for whatever Facebook told me my friends have and take pictures with it

Shut up, nigger

Eurofags detected

Shall not be infringed

I believe that took more than 10 seconds, you limey twat.

Had a knife pulled on me 2 days ago.
No joke.

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE
dog bless.

10 seconds?

I need at least 30 minutes to get out of my electric scooter.

I just ate 2 chipotle burritos in total for my breakfast and lunch combo(skip breakfast so I compensate at lunch). Just got done with dinner and ate half a loaf of french bread, 2 cups of wine mixed with grape juice, half a block of cheese($3 blocks), a roasted turkey drum and some left over rotisserie chicken from my local grocery store. Eating some fudge for desert and going out for my walk in a bit.

Ew, salad.

My country's main population isn't niggers

>knife
Obvious britbong is obvious.

I drive a big ass truck and eat too much. I'm overpaid for what I do and I waste money on shit I don't need.

But I'm not..

i want to eat whats in that picture

What do I win niggerfag?

My country won ww2

I can't afford to go to the doctor.

Freedom and stuff y'all

Euro fag detected it aint even near dinner time on either coast yet

is they're fucking frogs in the cheese???

i cant afford college

Can I fuck it first?

Muslim attacks today - 0

you can't buy a college. OK user

Fuck dude I am hella hungry now

Could easily be a britbong as well.
(The country that won WWII was Soviet Russia btw)

Right? This EuroTrash thinks we drink faggy wine and not good ol Murrican BEER like Busch Light.

I can own a gun

I don't recall him saying anything about tv tax or knife raids

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COME TELL ME HOW SHITTY MY STREAM IS

>SHIT IN CEREAL

I work at wendys and im 28

Mom?

you dont say

i just got back from mcdonalds

>7
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I can get a big cup of coffee

Taco bell

triggered americunt detected

No but not far from the tree

Needs more bacon.

I think reading is for losers

Excuse me sir, I belive I ordered the large greasy pile of shit with cheese? This is a regular.

Nah im too lazy

i'm retarded and can't learn a second language

murika

Fuck all other countries and your interests.
t. Proud American

I really like strawberry milkshakes when I get my burgers. I would ask /ck/ if they know how to make bomb ass milkshakes but I'd probably just get McChicken shitposts

I legitimately have no idea what your country is doing politically and while somewhat interested it's safe to assume whatever is happening really doesn't matter.

>Black American

>I am a legal citizen.

I hate niggers

I coded this site from scratch.
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I am 56% eurobean :DD

That looks good

Just ordered Pizza Hut for dinner with a side of ranch and garlic sauce. Go fuck yourself.

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.380. European female detected.

And the rest of ya?

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Technically America consists of three different continents

i have a dick and not a trap i like the ruger lcp better because i put it in my back pocket and no one can tell i have it. and two i live in the usa my state passed medical marijuana but knowing the fucktards that run my state it will take about 2 years. i though euro fags could not own hand guns unless you are a cop.

Lil bitch detected

I can say islam is gay and not get life in prison

Blow it out your ass

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Gawd dawmn...... that looks tasty!!!!!!

noice

I have eaten 10 times my actual weight in meat.

There's not enough bacon on that burger

I hate the british and I find skeletons to be fucking hilarious.

I drive to my mailbox by car.

football

Child beauty pagents and child leashes

today is 10/30/2017

Everyone outside America is jelouz of uz

>I own more guns than my wife does shoes
>got off work early today so I decided daydrinking was a good way to pass the time
>I wear almost exclusively work boots
>skilled martial artist, still carry a gun

my pick em up truck gets 40 rods to the hog's head on a thimble full of corn oil

I salute the sole flag on the moon

the front door on my house is 35-13/16" wide X 79-1/4" tall

> Freedom
> MUH GUNS
> I work 50 hours a week for $75,000 USD a year (plus 3 weeks paid vacation time)
> I drive a truck that's worth more than 98% of the houses on this planet, except for my house, which is fucking huge.

what is that belly bottom???

If I'm to choose between universal healthcare and imperial units I'd pick the second one.

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My house is 3,000 square feet, or in metric, more than 3 times the size of the average yurodump.

I just shit down your throat, and you loved it.

I eat pussy

That burger doesn't have NEARLY enough mayo on it