Americans will defend this

>americans will defend this

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Yes and?

Do you have a problem, Genghis?

The Russians sold it to us. What's the problem here?

soon we will invade mexico and defeat their army. the beach property and oil will be ours. russia wont intervene and pedro will have no choice but to flee to guatamala. also the ufo's over mexico city will be ours

We're too conservative to be apart of Canada.

Alaska is like America's Northern Ireland.
It should quite obviously be part of another country but it's kept anyway cause reasons.

>>americans will defend this

Till the die YOU die

It's canadian clay.

It's closer to Canadá than to US, therefore eits canacuck clay

>finland complaining about land we bought from ruskies
>they still haven't gotten their arctic lands back
stay mad

how can it be closer to canada if it's zero distance away from the usa

I know, right? Clearly everything west of Saskatchewan should be ours.

It's kept to keep Russia in check and as a source of fishing and oil. Also they're the safest Red state we have because only men live in Alaska.

We bought it fair and square, faggots

Honestly Canucks should just give us all the western land of cuckland.

Should have bought more land when everyone was selling. Wow we got the best of that deal.

Alaska has the highest rape rate

cnn.com/interactive/2014/02/opinion/sutter-change-alaska-rape/

>It should quite obviously be part of another country

Why? Because it would look better on the map? Is there even Alaskian natsionalism?

They literally get thousand of dollars for simply living there, I don't think they mind being part of America.

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I lived in Alaska for 12 years
>Has the highest suicide rate of any state
>Has the highest rate of alcoholism of any state

Alaska is a great place, but the people are fucking fucking nuts. That being said, most of the problem is with the Alaska natives.

It's much more efficient to administer regions which are directly connected to a central landmass. It just so happens that it also looks better on a map that way too.

Do they have cruises?

Alaskan here.

Lower 48 sucks.

Hawaii is cool though.

we bought it
keep it up finland we'll buy you too

>white stripe on the outside
smdh

>It's much more efficient to administer regions which are directly connected to a central landmass.

No wonder the UK is so efficient now!

What derogatory term do you have for the Inuits? I need a laugh.

Some day when USA will be weak the Eternal Russ will return his land

What are you trying to say? I'm not following at all.

Come and take it
winter war 2.0
best day of my life!
you want oil? you want gold? too bad you get IED!

Snowniggers should be ok

too poor*
Average income in Yukon is almost two and a half times the Alaskan average wage. Yukon doesn't even have oil.

Mostly they are just called "natives" but I wasn't originally from Alaska, so just used my Midwestern terms and called them "snow niggers"

I mean I has some good times up there, I just got sick of the isolation, white trash, and crazies. I lived on the road system in the Matsu valley, I moved back to the midwest 2 years ago.

>slav actually wants more frozen wasteland

Your president is a nigger, you have niggers on your money and you have over 100 million non-whites.

You should fix your own mess before complaining about someone else.

I want to move to Alaska desu. How conservative is it? Is Anchorage the Seattle of Alaska?

We bought it, it's ours, spurdo.

Compromise, we'll give you Quebec.

>inb4 Tshushima 2: Bering Boogaloo

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These memes aren't even fun anymore. It's like picking on that kid that's a little too retarded.

Very funny.

Nice dubs btw.

We bought it. There's a treaty and a bill of sale and everything.

You can't blame the Russians, it was before oil and they would have had no idea, they already had all of Siberia and the Urals, they didn't need the fur.

We bought it to lock down the continent, just so happened there was oil and gold.

>Is Anchorage the Seattle of Alaska?
Yeah but its not nearly as bad. But don't get too carried away about how "conservative" Alaska is. Sure it has lax gun laws, but its also a huge "gimmie dat" state because of the PFD. You have the natives which are basically like the niggers but actually got reparations (free health care, etc) You have uber strick environmental laws, although that depends, Alaska likes to run it own shit and not listen to the EPA.

Oh and shit is expensive.

Imagine a gun toting welfare state and you pretty much have Alaska.

My OCD is going crazy with this reeeeeeee

JUST give Alaska to Canada or take over Canada damn it

I want my fucking casino buffet King Crabs to be 'murican, not commie garbage.

Listen, you dirty fucking leaf: never insult my beautiful country again. You'd better wake up every morning and thank God we haven't annexed your shitty fucking country yet. Every disgusting Canadian breath you take is one more breath America has granted you. I'd tell you to kill yourself but living in Canada is punishment enough.

*62% non-hispanic white as per the most recent census. Note that for some fucked up reason 'white' includes Jews, Arabs, Persians, Arabs, North Indians, Europeans, Turks, and Berbers for census purposes in the United States. Ethnic Europeans are estimated to make up 45-52% of the current population depending on classification of mixed couples.

World's top economy, check.
World's reserve currency, check.
World's unrivaled conventional military, check.
Majority of the world's best universities, check.
A strong sense of nationalism, check.

Sounds like we're doing better than you, Pajeet, niggers or no.

I am not saying it will happen now. Not during your lifetime. But after a few generations your country will lose its 2nd ammendment, you will become weak from feminism and all the gay shit.
I don't want Alaska, but we need it as a buffer zone on the other continent.

>Massive hydroelectricity potential
>Second largest oil reserve in Canada
>Gold, Zinc, Copper, Iron, Diamond deposits up the ass
>Population feels better around Americans than dirty British crown lickers
They will thank us for that. All they need to do is to deport the Eternal Anglos and immigrants living in Montreal that massively vote Liberal.

I meant it should be part of Canada.

>JUST give Alaska to Canada
NO!
> or take over Canada
We just just annex Yukon and British Columbia

Ukraine style referendum when?

Fuck yeah that's our ice world!

You have 330,000,000 people though. Virtually any large country could import one hundred million shitskins if they wanted to do so.

>But after a few generations your country will lose its 2nd ammendment, you will become weak from feminism and all the gay shit.
we shall see about that
the pendulum swings

>Note that for some fucked up reason 'white' includes Europeans

Do you mean Slavs?

Sheeeeiiit, are the snow nigs really that much of a problem? How expensive is expensive if I'm coming from New York City? Lastly, do you think I'd have trouble finding a job if I don't have a degree? Thanks in advance!

Not because Yukon is rich, but because the cost of living is outrageous.

Return alaskan clay to the slavs

Russia is so tiny now

Daily reminder in the next few decades the global center of the world will shift from the Atlantic to the Pacific and Alaska will become a major geopolitical player that will eventually lead to the annexation of Canada

Most of the crab you get in the supermarkets actually comes from russia

51% of American workers earn less than $30,000 a year.
zerohedge.com/news/2015-10-21/goodbye-middle-class-51-all-american-workers-make-less-30000-year

You guys also have the second lowest labour participation rate in the OECD. You're right there is insanely high productivity though, largely because you're the only industrialized country that has embrace neoliberal employment laws and rejected even a basic India tier social security net.

>Land we bought
What exactly is the problem here?

I don't want my casino buffet King Crabs to be retarded DUDE LMAO crabs either.

Thank you user

me on the left

Your country at its peak, the current state of affairs is just the slowing down before the reverse movement. I can't imagine the rock bottom that you can hit when everything goes to shit.

I get $800-1,400 from the prov/muni/fed government per month as a cost of living allowance depending on time of year. It's not tiered or limited by income. It covers more than the COL difference and part of my mortgage.

Keep dreaming buddy
The road has many potholes, we aren't falling of the ledge anytime soon

MUH NON MAINLAND STATE. GIB TO CANADIA.

It will fall much harder than the USSR that's for sure and the turmoil will last for at least a generation. The whole western world will economically crumble apart because this whole fucked up system is based on speculation and expected returns decades into the future.

I just hope i'm dead before it all falls apart. I like democratic capitalism.

>Snow nigs that much of a problem?
Depends where you are, in Ancorage they basically are niggers, drunk in the parks and shit, in the villages, well thats 80% natives and they are mostly shitholes. If your in the Matsu valley its mostly whitey,

Cost depends on what you're getting, if you want fresh fruit thats not alaska grown, it can cost 20% more. Beef is expensive, fish isn't much cheaper but you can get local (or fish for your own and freeze it) Don't go to fast food, a $5 foot long is more like $8. Cars are expensive here, Beer is too. its about 20% more that the lower 48... Gas is about 40 to 80 cents more a gallon. Its worse off the road system of course..

Getting a job without a degree isn't hard if you have a skill. you can work on the north slope and make good $$ but its hard fucking work. You can work a fishing boat and make $$ but its also hard work, high injury rate and not so slight risk of drowning.

Alaska is still predominately blue collar.

If anyone should be able to imagine what rock bottom feels like, it should be you Russia.

I can't wait for Putin to nuke Turkey.

And what percentage of Canadian workers make less than $30,000 a year? Yeah, it's a shocking statistic, but what are you comparing it to? According to most of the data I've seen, the US has some of the highest wages in the world, and THE highest in some data sets.

Disposable income: 4th in the world (Canada: 6th)
Gross income: 2nd in the world (Canada: 9th)
Monthly average wage: 4th in the world (Canada: 12th)
Monthly average wage (different calculation): 1st in the world (Canada: 10th)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_wage

>die you die

Yep, we will make your death die faggots

Gross median household income in USD (PPP): 6th in the world (Canada: 7th)
Same for gross per-capita income in USD (PPP)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_income

Median income (USD,PPP): 4th in the world (Canada: 7th)

Leaf BTFO

Yeah, i know what rock bottom is. When you were a happy 90s kid playing Nintendo and Sega, i was living in dangerous shit that left after collapse of the USSR. Crime was through the roof, chances to die on the streets were 1/100 every time you go out. But atleast we didn't had so much weapon on the hands, so people were not doing wars one city block against another city block. But you will see something like that

Nah

kek'd

You're telling me you lost your standard Civilian issue Kalashnikov with stamped receiver that you were given on your 4th birthday?

>a $5 foot long is more like $8. Cars are expensive here, Beer is too. its about 20% more that the lower 48... Gas is about 40 to 80 cents more a gallon. Its worse off the road system of course
Th-thanks user...

ITS OUR LAND

Canada isn't a real country

Canada is realer than you

Russian liberation of Alaska when?

you exist because we allow it

so what we paid for it

Let go of Northern Ireland and Scotland then

Don't you get paid for living there by the oil companies or is this a meme?

>the reapers had three possible fates

Wonder want color we will pick?