I'm gonna go to a bar alone tonight and try and lose my virginity

I'm gonna go to a bar alone tonight and try and lose my virginity.

bro culture

instead of spending money on a bar, just buy a hooker

just b urself

you'll have better luck Friday or Saturday night user

good luck

Just turn up an hour before closing an pick up the drunkest girl there.

Or swipe right on every single girl on tinder. Never fails if you have no standards

go to a cougar bar ya dolt

sexy experienced women, already guaranteed they're going to fuck tonight, no judgement environment for your first sexual experience, literally how do you lose

you mean like the gay bar?

>going to a bar alone
user, I hope you're really outgoing and interesting to talk to, because otherwise you're going to spend the entire night sitting at the bar watching television by yourself
t. guy who goes to bars alone

Just be yourself

Make sure to buy drinks for random women. If they start talking to you, just say: "let's go back to your place." It has worked for me at least 20 times.

That's borderline rape

Have family or friends introduce you to more friends/women

It'll be less pressure and develop more meaningful relationships in the long run

Just be yourself with a hooker

>That's borderline rape
You just don't get catholic culture, picking up drunk girls is like priests diddling children, almost a rite of passage

>that time that 8/10 told me she wanted to go home with me but I told her no because she was too drunk

Regret it every day 2bh.

key word being borderline

you better pop some I don't give a fuck pills like percocet and xanax

thats better than me. every person who want to get close to me I find unattractive or they friendzone me. this last one was the worst. After finally accepting we were only going to be friends, despite instances of mutual intimacy, and me still wanting to be friends. She ends up ghosting when she starts going out with this guy.

Don't do this. I went to the bars xanned out and fell asleep. My bros could barely take me home.

*blocks your path*

I have a strict do not meet people IRL that you meet in Sup Forums policy. But if I didn't, we would go to tootsies and get you laid breh.

t. Broward.

Yea, it happens to the best if us. But it is better than catching a bullshit rape charge.

Bro, just save up some money and get a night with an escort who understands your situation. They're specifically trained for scenarios like that, save yourself the humiliation of hooking up with some drunk slag and not knowing what the fuck to do.

>not sneakily taking videos with no flash before and after sex to cover your ass

sad!

>he's never done keybumps in the bathroom of a bar and exchanged coke with other people

College was fun times.

Losing your virginity to a drunk slag is something that everyone should get to experience.
Really helps you accept that "losing your virginity" isn't nearly the life event that you think it is

When I lost my virginity my dad got me a car when I told him.

>the assmad texan is still here

lel

what are you having user?

Water NO lemon

>trained

>Borderline

This

>not keeping a consent form and a pen in your pockets

good luck senpai

Bro, you're gonna be intimidated as fuck. It's so hard to strike up convos when you're by yourself


Good luck niqqa

J-just one light beer p-please.

on a thursday nigga?!

THIRSTY THURSDAYS

thirsty thursday, fuck you mean?

wtf my man, you're right. i don't live near a college town anymore so i've been on the "work for the weekend" schedule

carry on bro

what if you lost your virginity in a tender loving embrace with a beautiful young girl that only laughs cutely at your slight awkwardness in the act?

>what if you lost your virginity in a tinder loving embrace with a slightly overweight chick with a 4 year old son that only laughs judgmentally at your slight awkwardness in the act

ftfy

the real question is whether I'd be more or less sour and fucking mad all the time if losing my virginity was excruciatingly mediocre instead of a fairy tale

milk

I think the sourness and madness might be from spending too much time on Sup Forums, m8
For me, I lost it with a drunk girl and I couldn't feel anything, but it doesn't affect me that much beyond Sup Forums related autism

>being over 21 (legal age to buy a beer in the States)
>still a virgin
I refuse to believe it

...

You can go to jail for having sex with a drunk woman, it's technically rape

I hope you contract HIV and never post on Sup Forums again.

Good luck. You're gonna need it.
Godspeed

what the fuck that's not true, are you a tourist from sweden?

by that definition around 75% of college undergrads are rapists

it definitely is friendo

Happens pretty fucking easily if you spend all your time indoors and are completely socially illiterate.

But unlike most of Sup Forums, i'm not mad about it nor do i have a complex because of it. Its something to shrug and say "welp, i missed that boat".

this, over time it is the much more economical of the two choices

Well, that's true

I saw a documentary about "campus culture" and they said close to 30% experience abuse or rape in American universities

30% women**

KEK good fucking luck mate

I think their definition of "rape or abuse" included unwanted touching
So if a guy grabs your ass in a frat basement, you're included in that 30%

Unwanted touching is sexual abuse, my nigga

Good on you brother, it really means fuck all. but don't think of it as missing the boat, just as having to do an awkward stint back in high school when you finally want to finish your diploma.

the longer you go through life doing what you want and working on doing it better, eventually someone likeable will come along and admire what you are, and unless they're shallow as fuck they won't care if you've never fucked before. if you're an eternal basement dwelling virgin with no life, I don't think I have to give you any lessons in nihilism. Im back in the basement now and not a virgin and that fact does absolutely nothing for me

Y-you too

>gets drunk at parties and fuck around like a slut
>refuses any kind of responsibility for it, wants to remain a pure princess for social reasons
>"I GOT RAPED LOL"

It's not rape, though. Conflating the two makes the problem seem bigger than it is

I refuse to believe you're Argentinian, or that you go out if you are. Most men here will touch girls without their permission or hook up with drunk sluts, nobody calls it abuse.