A Trump Volunteer Movement

I have an idea. What if we organized local trump supporters to go out one weekend and offer to do yard work and things for their local neighborhoods. Imagine everyone wearing trump gear, taking initiative, and showing his fellow man what a real trump supporter is like. If organized correctly this could be YUGE.

You retards can't even leave your mom's basement, kek.

Good idea, may even help stop the 'racist sexist homophobic' stereotype

10 feet higher, beaner

Keep talking spic.
>10 more feet.

He is right. A majority of you still live at home. Most in the basement. You blame this on the JOOS and all that shit but when push comes to shove, you're lazy faggots who leach more than any other minority.

Ashamed to share the same skin color as some of you pathetic fuckers.

Bump. Come on brothers. Let's do this

But you can't be fat and retarded looking. That could hurt the cause.

Sounds too much like a "Literally Hitler" work brigade or a cult. Instead, people should continue as normal while being openly for Trump (with or without MAGA gear).

What would we call it?

>YUGEMovement.com
>SteppingOutforTrump.com
>CleanTheStreetsForTrump.com

Great idea but even doing somthing like this will be met with resistance

No, my alma mater does this every year and it is a huge thing.

> Sup Forums
> Sup Forums
> Doing anything physical

You have severely misjudged who you are talking with.

Sup Forums will be the organizing back end of the operation. Honestly if we target frats/sororities it would work out very well.

A singinficant portion of Sup Forums is not Americans and a fair portion of the Americans are not white.

I run an electronics repair shop and flip old and busted products with new components in them for a profit as to counter planned obsolescence. You WANT Sup Forums to be lazy basement dwelling losers, but the fact of the matter is, you're the true piece of shit, cruising around a weeaboo website trying to attack people's personal failures. You're the real piece of shit, offering little more than ridicule, you don't know the first thing about me other than what I told you. Your presumptive ass is no better than that which you ridicule. Also, feel free to look into the Jewish origins of Russian communism, but no, it's all a lie spurred on by the delusions of NEETs, I'm sure.

>Trumpfag delusion at its best

Nah, most Trumpfags are basement dwellers, deal with it.

Jesus the butt blast on this one, all the toys out the pram.

I mean that's good and all but the address on your license is still the same as your parents.

> Getting frats or sororities to do anything that doesn't directly involve them getting drunk and getting off.

College activism is paying $10 for the ice bucket challenge.

> owns a used video game store
> doesn't deny living with his rents

Live in basement [x]
Blame the Jews [x]
Leave the basement occasionally (to go upstairs to the kitchen) [x]

You don't understand American frats. They pay dues up front every semester, those dues go to philanthropic shit and alcohol and other things. They are also organized very well, usually on a national level. It wouldn't be hard to contact the national chapters of each frat and get them on board. I'm sure alot of them would love to do it.

How does OPERATION YELLOW REBEL sound?
>yellow
donald's glorious hair
>rebel
southern pride, frats, etc

My parents are dead, my mother passed three years ago. As before, you want people to be basement-dwellers, your narrow minds would explode if people with opposing ideologies had any success in life.

Bullshit. The NEET thing is a meme. Most of us have jobs so we can afford all the stupid expensive hobbies that Sup Forums's many boards cater to. My mom collects orphaned animals, half of which i'm allergic to, so there's no way i'd still be living at home even if I wanted to.

I live in a townhouse which doesn't have a basement, nor are the Jews to blame for most things, but they're not wholly innocent of everything.

>salty nigger spic.

>toothless chav nigger, who wud get sparked out innit.

>irrelavant Canacuck.

>yard work
We should use the beaners as much as possible before we kick them out.

Golden sounds a little better than Yellow in that scenario.

Prove to me that you don't live at your parents house.

Seems fine, but you need to be very conscious of image in doing this. You can't have a bunch of white frat guys going around mowing the lawns of old white ladies. At the very least, the white boys need to be volunteering with inner city charities and outreach programs while sporting MAGA attire.

Prove that you're white.

Good point.

Students are far more likely to be left wing than the wider society, so they would rather do it for Hilary or Bernie than Trump.

Also organisation doesn't mean much - I was part of a college here in the UK and we organised festivals, weekly balls, ran two gyms etc - we also had some gardening program that got shut down a term in because no-one could be fucked.

Im just saying the optimism is nice but i think you'll have to be realistic.

Herndon, VA reporting in. I would dedicate some service to glorify the Drumpfenführer.

the whole reason I like trump is because he's the one that isn't going to force me to spend my time and money on other people
why would I do it by choice?

I have a great wonderful relationship with my father. You live with yours.

Once again you don't understand American frat culture. They are by far right wing and it is fashionable to support Trump if you are in a frat.

> Lives in a town

You aren't independent until you live in the alaskan wilds subsisting entirely by yourself and have found a way to suck vaccinations out off your blood. Try again numale.

Great idea OP

The most precious possession you can have is your own people, shitass. Go out and do something nice for somebody who needs help, like a veteran or a sick person.

Great idea.

Inner city? I don't live there, and won't willingly go there either. This should start as a local thing.

They don't have yards in the hood anyway. Didn't you play GTA?

OP I half-assed tried to do this with a book reading group and it failed partially because it wasn't active enough. Not many want to sit around and read/discuss Crippled America or AOTD.

Thinking of strategy give me a sec.

Exactly. Don't be a liberal piece of shit and then cry when it comes election time.

> Things gen-Xers say

That's why I am suggesting we begin with a core group of people that will be easy to mobilize: Frats.

If anyone here is in a frat please help us by giving contacts to your national chapter.

nobody has ever helped me, I'm broke, all alone, and don't really know much about anything.
the little bit I have is mine, I'm not about to start giving it away

>lives in a Kingdom
If we're going to talk about independence and nu-males, you might want to recall that you're the wretches who still kiss an old hag's feet.

Are you that YouTube guy who live in NY?

>not recognizing famous Hitler quotes

I live in Vermont, so no.

You would probably find the togetherness and love you desire if you reached out. Srs.

> "shitass" - Hitler

Not my favourite but it has some depth

>Inner city? I don't live there, and won't willingly go there either. This should start as a local thing.

Completely valid, and I feel the same way, but since this is an effort to improve the image of Trump supporters, we need to be conscious of how our actions can be spun in the media. The most efficient way to do that within this framework, in my opinion, is to have Trump supporters local to multicultural communities volunteering locally while wearing MAGA gear. Think of a picture of a frat dude in a Trump shirt reading to a black kid at a library. It's Oscar gold.

You and anyone similar to you will have to get over that sort of social disengagement and toxic individualism if America is going to be great again. Rendering private, non-obligatory service to one's community should be a source of personal pride, not resentment.

Hey! Just because my apartment is in a basement doesn't mean I'm any less of a functioning human being. I pay 900 a month for that shit.

No it's "white saviour complex". There almost isn't a way to go out performing an activity for Trump without leftists being able to criticize it, so just do what you would rather do.

Trumptrify.com

How socialism starts. No thanks.

>No it's "white saviour complex".
The only people who think that way are tumblrites whose votes we aren't trying to win anyway. Most moderate-leaning Americans love that Blind Side-y, Driving Miss Daisy shit. That's why it wins so many Oscars.

I have a better idea.

In a group of 20 people, only one or two should be wearing trump hats. Get some hispanics, asians and if possible, black people to help you too.

I just got back from a 22 mile mtn bike ride you fucking kike.

You might be right, but I think it's a bit better than doing nothing or only helping white people around you. The media will spin anything, and I don't anticipate changing the minds of any dyed in the wool Bernouts, but I'm thinking more about moderate voters who are otherwise low information. If those people see stuff like this, it'll counter what they're sold in the media.

>socialism starts with private citizens voluntarily improving their local communities with the aim of decreasing the demand for public/government intervention

You sure are stupid.

PERSONNEL

At least have one person, preferably a girl-child or a non-threatening (not faggot but still not 250 lb. gorilla) do the door-knocking. Most people will turn you down. Why? Because they think there's a catch. And there is. You'll be out there doing yard work with your MAGA shit on as a photo op. Don't think this will convert anyone, but it will help the faithful.

>have all of your own equipment

This is very important. I wouldn't trust some neighborhood kid with my imported Japanese hedge cutters. There's also a liability issue, so bring your own stuff.

>well-maintained lawns will turn you down for real work

They pay the local Mexicans for this and don't want you fucking up the lawn. But you can rake at least.

>flyer first then knock

FREE YARD WORK

Hello. My name is Sam Smith and I live at 123 Trump Street. [They will know you if you're really in their neighborhood. Otherwise they'll look you up. Do you want a convicted pedo mowing your lawn?]

In an effort to help our neighborhood, me and my friends are going door-to-door on Saturday, May 28th, from 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. offering:

>lawn mowing
>lawn raking
>lawn refuse haul-away
>cat box cleaning
>flower watering
>[whatever else but do list services]

We will use our own equipment.

We are doing this to Make Our Neighborhood Great Again, just like Mr. Trump wants to Make America Great Again. [For god's sake don't ambush them. Let them know straight up what you're doing. They will resent the fuck out of it if they're tricked, and that's not part of MAGA.]

Look for us then!

Sincerely,

Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, and Sidney from the Block

.jpg of your ugly mugs in your MAGA gear

Also feel free to call (718) 555-1212.

WE DO NOT ACCEPT PAYMENT, TIPS OR ANY REMUNERATION. A DONATION TO DONALD J. TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT WOULD BE NICE BUT NOT AT ALL NECESSARY. WE EVEN BRING OUR OWN WATER!

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I'm sure y'all can improve on this but it's a start.

MAGA

>Helping your neighbors and countrymen is socialist

Trumpify.com sounds better.

Frat brother at a top state school here. The fact that you even think any of the Greek orgs here would support you shows how out of touch you are.

>A majority of you still live at home

Where the fuck else would I live? My car?

fucking awsone , wwhat state? are there snakes or any danger to cycke there>?

Yeah, I'm pretty baked.

I would call it the Trump Corps.

Oh, and with door-knocking, have the muscle stay at the curb. Be attentive but don't stare, and for god's sake don't be glued to the phone. Remember the rest of the neighborhood is watching you as well as the person in the house.

The problem is this time of year in most of the CONUS there's not a lot to do yard-wise. You could clean pools, but again there is probably already help for that and/or no one is going to trust you with their $200 filter.

CAR WASH

God damned it why didn't I think of that in the first place.

MAGA
CAR WASH

Again, make it clear that you're doing this for Trump, but this will 100% work.

MAKE CARS CLEAN AGAIN

GO GO GO

It would tie perfectely into the over-all campaign though.

>Why are you doing this?
>We can´t wait untill Trump becomes POTUS, so we already started making America great again

Yeah there are rattle snakes and elk you need to watch out for.

>voluntary acts of charity are socialist
>a fucking britbong complaining about doing something "socialist" while he pays taxes to support Muhammad's family
>this is okay with him, but voluntarily helping his countrymen is somehow bad

that looks amazing, do you cycle through there very day

I'm seriously jealous.

Is Denver as packed with carpetbagging DUDE WEEDs as everyone says, or is that just a meme?

Fuck there are liability issues with this too. It would just take Mr. Schwartz claiming you scratched the hell out of his 2006 PT Cruiser to get you on the news.

TRUMP SUPPORTERS WANTONLY SCRATCH CARS
FILM AT ELEVEN

Door-to-door you can decide who you deal with. But still unless you want to clean out some gutters of really lazy homeowners, there might not be a lot to do.

This is a good idea. But good Americans already do this? I live in TX and know about 2 other 17-30 year olds that take care of their elderly neighbors? I though this is just something people do automatically?

This is a good start.

Why?

If trump supporters were truly just naement dwelling racist neets then how is trump winning and how could the supporters ever be a real problem?

Basement* shitty phone

This is a good point. I think that roadside cleanup and similar stuff might be safer. That way nobody can claim anything negative.

Also a food drive would be a really easy thing to do, and it would destroy a lot of stereotypes about Trump supporters. Typically it's people who rely on the government for food who will vote for more gibs, so show them there's an alternative.
Anythinv involving organized donations to charity would also look really good. Organize a run where people pay a small fee to run and match that for everyone who finished, with all proceeds going to charity for the vets and the poor.
>Make America Healthy Again

why are trump supporters such god damned fucking normies?

and they all fucking rook same

There's a real issue as soon as you start taking money. In short, don't do it.

A possibility is running in a charity race and raising money for that charity, but doing so in your MAGA gear. I'm thinking about things like the Marine Corps Marathon, where there are groups who contribute and run and dress the same. I don't know if there is a political restriction on the garb though, but there probably is. (You can't have the Hitler Youth Marathoners Chapter 88 run either.)

TRUMP CORPS
DOOR TO DOOR


I honestly think the most effective way of doing something like this is through an existing charity. Believe it or not it takes a lot of cash to maintain volunteers/donations. Look at the 501c3s operating budgets and you'll see.

Maybe just being a decent human being and doing the whole boy scout good deed with your MAGA hat on is the most effective long-term. I'm not trying to rain on your parade, I do think it's a great idea, but there are some very serious logistic and legal issues to deal with, quite apart from the fact that you're already a target when in MAGA gear.

We've been just fine without doing any of that bullshit. Fuck off