Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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お疲れ様でした

スレ立てさんきゅー

hey

話題は?

Randam

チンコピンピン

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>胸の谷間見ちゃいけない
>胸の谷間見ちゃいけない
>胸の谷間見ちゃいけない
>胸の谷間見ちゃいけない

上級者ともなれば谷間は堂々と見るもの

タったぞぉぉぉ!

Nice couple.

レミちゃん寝たらいいじゃない

jaelous?

youtube.com/watch?v=exIV5G3YgHs

yo

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マジでショックです
でも幸せならOKです

to which country would you escape in case you were wanted for a crime you didnt commit?

あいつにホールインワンしたい

whom didcha rape?

>feel depressed and stressed out
>start watching anime again
>even anime characters are normies and enjoying life
>feel more depressed and stressed out

You really think?
He's only 25 and has only been 3 years since his graduation.
He quit his first job at a major bank somewhere in the short 3 years and now working at an unknown law firm as a paralegal with no related qualification.
He's in a law school, but I don't think he's aiming to be a lawyer.
He's never financially stable enough to marry anyone. He gets 100 million yen instantly by just marrying a princess and go on getting some handsome amount annually as long as the marriage continues.
It's also known that he was in a male beauty pageant for a sea coast area, which he has no connection to.
I'm sensing that he's a sort of man who likes to be 'recognized'.

ムキムキマッチョな女かデブなアメリカ人に飛びつかれて死んじゃうってことかな

Is it legal for a doctor to run the HIV test without telling a patient?

assimilate is right since you said "did"

皇室観察ババアはすっこんでろ

>You really think?
Well now I don't.
But, to tell the truth, I don't really care.

lmao his gestures

Dear janitor,
Please ban posting via the IP's of the following two posts:
A user is posting irrelevant texts by copy-pasting from another thread.

Thanks in advance,

She should strengthen foreign relations by fucking me desu

朕は国家なり

そんな話ねえよw

治る is for diseases being cured or healed.
直す is to be fixed.

>事実を言うは苛めじゃないんだよ
>→本当のことを言うのは苛めじゃあないね

どっちも同じだろw
なんで書き換えたんだw

>He gets 100 million yen instantly by just marrying a princess and go on getting some handsome amount annually as long as the marriage continues.
Time to move to Leeds

in case you have won your country's lottery (around 5 million usd), how would you transfer/move all that money to japan?

iie NEET desu

i worry about you constantly peru. i WORRY

why don't you give us regular hourly updates as to where you are and what you're doing peru? otherwise we all WORRY peru. peru? are you going to start a blog about your life peru and your constant depressive thoughts on cindy peru? i think that'd benefit us all peru. peru?

youtube.com/watch?v=wSRylVSfxyw

チェリーボーイは関係ないと思う
ただの自閉症だけ

おーい

いや作った当初はその色だったはず

Tourist here.

I found a peek hole in the men's section of the local onsen that provides a perfect view of the women's section.

Should I report it to management or shut my trap about it?

私の月給は15000CZKぐらいです
一般人の手に入らない月給だというのをさておき、”平均”は25000CZKぐらいだったはず

Congratulations you have become an anime character. Your powers should arrive in the next 48hours

まるでゴルゴ13のようだ
日本にいると平気でどこでも財布の中身を確認してしまう

>Then again it got hacked a while back, so at the end of the day i really don't know
Ethereum has never been hacked. You might be thinking of the DAO attack, in which a contract running on top of ethereum was exploited. It's like if Sup Forums gets hacked, that doesn't mean the HTTP, TCP/IP or WWW protocols themselves were hacked, it's just one website running on top of them.

音楽聴きながらSup Forums開くと音楽止まっちゃうんだけど解決策ある?

I found it five days ago though...

おはよう
仕事行きたくねええええええ

すごくヌルヌルね…素敵よ…(´・ω・`)

先進国は安全という幻想があるから仕方ない

ところで僕の冗談は通じたのか気になる

>he thinks the management didn't put it there

And you did enjoy it didn't you? We'll use the footage in our onsen special. Don't worry there will be lots of steam unless people will actually buy the blue ray.

>if they are not able
if you are not able*

WHY

Doubtful. China has 2 child policy now and they don't need more people. Their population will go down but it will become more stable.

India and Nigeria on the other hand grow because they have a shitload of poor sobs. India will not rise because they can't accommodate enough infrastructure and resources for their fuckhuge population in the future. India is still suffering from illiteracy and sanitation problems. Those while their population is growing way too fast.

Can you translate what is written on the image ?

もう知ってる

>彼女たちが、このスレに来てくれればいいのにね
いまは雨理香ちゃんだけだけどオタク外国人女子が増えればうれしいよね
別に出会えるわけじゃなくても

What are you doing now nihon-kun

俺も行きたくんいよ
一緒厳しい世界から逃げ出そう

Our Queen is the Queen of Australia.

But anyway, yes: I am proud that my country was a part of the British Empire, and I would very much like to see the Empire revived in all its glory.

よしわかった
荒らしの最初のコメを集中的にリポートすればいいんだな
これだなw

ドイツ君は働き続けないとEU維持できないからダメ
一部を除いてみんな働かないから穴埋めしないと

なるよー、下戸も多いし。
へー(・ω・)そうだったのか。
皆、物知りだな。
重曹は家に一パック置いておくと便利そう。

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>紹介されて来た
Sup Forumsを?
それとも日本語スレを?

使えるけど、ちょっと高級な歯医者かな

まあ安くても行くのが面倒だ

おはよううう、やっと木曜日だね

まああああおとなしくするしかないだろうな
しかたね…

皆、お休みなさい
明日また

にほんごすれはいじわるばかりです
にほんごをていせいしてくれなかったりおもしろくないじょうだんいったりです
なきましています

ドイツくん、おやすみ、またねノシ

you were a minor once, too, you know
you can just talk about your experiences

Underage drinking/smoking is quite common here, by the way

無理は禁物、気楽にやろうね
おやすみー

いい国に生まれて良かった。

HELP!
Do anyone knows the name of this song?
>vocaroo.com/i/s0NBBrzAIs4H
I was hearing the radio in the car when this song popped up.
Now, I know it is obviously japanese. Sadly I have not enough japanese skills to figure out the name of the song via google. So, I thought you might be able to help me.

BEWARE! The recording is very low quality, since I used the phone mic to record it first and then the laptop mic to record it on vocaroo. I recomend not using headphones while listening.

しつけの悪い犬は、知らぬ人と目があうと、猛烈に吠える

No, I've never been there. I want to visit one day.

sunmahen

なに言うとんねんかわいいやろう

ではにゃごやべんにしよう

かわいいわね…(´・ω・`)

Did you see the responses to the question from another Mexican poster yesterday from Jap flags? Straight memes. But mostly I find the constant asking of it annoying.

I haven't been to /trv/ in a long time but I read a few of the Japan generals and it seemed quite alright.

*blocks your path*
what do you do?

Yes, just something someone bought

自閉症っぽいし日本でモテなかったんかな

日本人はあまり二日酔いにならないと聞いた気がするが、どう?

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

Previous Thread:Learn Japanese Thread: 過去ログ: desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/日本語スレッド/

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こんにちは~
元気でした?

明日から休日とるんで今日はオフィスにいます
普段と違って写真が少ないので永くなりそうですけど
普段なら写真とヴィデオで3時間ぐらいつぶせるのに
今回、3週間の量じゃなく昨日の分しかないので…

天気もやっと五月らしきものに変わってきましたよ
朝の通勤をショーツで我慢できるほど
昼は20度ぐらいです

>usually the minimum requirement is N2.

Fuck. I wonder if I can snake by with N3 and get N2 after entering Japan.

Time to uninstall every single videogame on my PC and disregard everything but japanese study and school for a year.

いいえ、単に喉を火傷する(・∀・)
めっちゃ痛そう
それよりどうぞ

You are Peruvian

何で6/1から酒税が上がるのにマスコミは騒がんの?
増税だろこれ、安倍死ね

やり方変えても簡単にフィルターされててワロス

にほんごすれはいじわるばかりです
にほんごをていせいしてくれなかったりおもしろくないじょうだんいったりです
なきましています

日本文化的なスレだったからおkかと思ったが
ここじゃ顔文字あまり好かれんの?そうなら止めとくが
でも顔文字可愛いよぉ(´,,・ω・,,`)

何スレに混ざろうとしてるんだ?クソ雑魚

日本人でもイタリア人でもないけど、
オーストラリアは、
男性の間では、握手以上は異常だ
長い間会っていない親友を挨拶するに僅かな軽いハグをしても大丈夫だろうけど

南欧人よりも、アラブ人は男同士での愛撫を性的な意味で取らない文化があるらしいね
男同士で手つなぎながら、歩いたり会話したりすると聞いた

おはよう