/nzg/ - New Zealand General

/nzg/ - New Zealand General.

Do maoris have memories?

Auckland fag reporting in

Someone post Alyssa pantie pics

I have the info you want

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You have them?

I do not, nor do I wish to.

Rain or shine, uncle winnie's still doin' fine.
Hibiscus Coast reporting in

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Well then, I'll just have to wait for the guy who does . . .

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When are we going to get uncle Winnie to make an audiobook?

Who is this cutie?

No comment

is she in welly?

moar

Thread is a bit quiet tonight. Maybe everyone's out trick or treating?

Speaking of which did anyone get any trick or treaters this year? I got litteraly 0

Same

Weird, do people just not do it any more? I had plenty last year and bought a bunch of candy this year in prep but nothing, hey at least I bought good shit so I can eat it myself. It'll last me ages though, don't want to get fat.

Hello, boys!

>Weird, do people just not do it any more?
When did people ever do it?

As I said I had plenty of people last year. Can you not read?

Who wants their arse licked?

I'd rather suck your dick

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Hi guys from your big brother FUCK YEAAAAAH STRAAAAYAAAAA BEST FUCKKKIN COUNTRY IN THE WORLD YOUSE PACK OF CUNTIN POOOOOOOOOOFS!

not cool bro

Yes pls

People of earth: this thread is a perpetually accurate representation of your average nz yoof: dull, low info, ambition less.
Dont let the Sup Forums setting fool you, if you were to meet most of these posters you would look upon your own countries derelicts with new found respect.
Greatest country in the world and most of us dont deserve it.

lol wot

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Post 'em.

For the boys

Bay of Plenty reporting in

>Auckland fag number 13

Where abouts?

HEYHEY FROM STRAAAAAAYAAAA YOU CUUUUUUUNTS!!!

Anyone in East Chch hear all those sirens a couple hours back? Dunno where they were headed but for sure something major was going on. Gloucester St, Linwood here.

Gday bro! When we gonna catch up for beersies a barbie and maybe some backyard cricket? Will promise I won't get too drunk and have things escalate.

The end is near.

She looks like a chick from massey

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Bay of plenty here ayy

Anyone in Auckland city want their dick sucked?

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Anywan in Wellington wan fren?

Who is she?

Name?

Miss Alice

>dealer texts me he'll text me when he's home
>I know he's home
>hasn't text

FUUCK

Does he have a life or is he just ghosting you?

Welcome bay, otumoetai, everywhere lol

Both.

Gate Pa here, got any weed?