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Kittens edition

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loving this kitten posting. Thanks to the lad who kicked it off.

need a catgirl gf desu

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i-is kittens back

I was promised a throbbing hard cock if I showed my arsehole and I have NOT gotten it and I am NOT happy.

I thought yank girls are shit though?

only just found out joey boots died months ago

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could knocked her head clean off easy

kek looks ancient

mmmm maybe before Crossrail 2 comes, but after that I doubt it....

>You coming?
>Yeah just about to get on Crossrail 1 mate, be there in 15

:^) thought we were doing it ironically not bent lad

being demolished lads, finally

yes

oh god the kittens are making willy go all stiff again
bad willy oh no oh no

i wish
no user, no, no
not at all
it's yank POSTERS who are shit

might download CM 01/02 with the 2017 update
classic game

I don't care if it's ironic I want that cock now, very tired of getting fucked the wrong way

Lads it might be happening.
I told you a couple days ago that some girl 300 miles away who had a crush on me 4 years ago liked my normiebook profile pic after I had been inactive for said 4 years, well she just messaged me or of the blue asking how I've been and that it's been a long time and she used the blushing emoji.
What do I do?

>Captcha: Close calle

which is this?

>i wish
>you will never see this sweet angel again
>you will never snuggle up to her
y liv tbqdesu familia

CHEERIO
*silly walks to Nandos*
OI
*spits a yellow liquid*
BUM ME ARSE
*trips over table*

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@74963983
more desperate bullshit made-up stories more sad acts with nothing interesting to post

>get two slices of bread
>rip all the crusts off one piece
>squeeze the crust-less bread into the other slice so it forms a doughy texture
>toast for roughly 2:30 minutes
>spread thin layer of tomato puree over
>add slices of cheese evenly
>add slices of pepperoni
>microwave for 30 seconds

and there you go, homemade margarita pizza as easy as that

I-im not gay I-i didn't know it was setious reeeeee

why do American liberals think they're living in a movie?

All we hear is
Radio pee pee
Radio poo poo
Radio pee pee
All we hear is radio pee pee
Radio *BRAP BRAP*

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Why are saffers so fucking weird?

I don't care, it's a contractual agreement and you're obliged to hold up your end of the deal.
Cock.
Now.

5 grosvenor place

dw lad she just wants to let you know she has a bf and shes doing fine while youre asking for advice on a somalian banana trading forum

really hate myself

>first date
>try to kiss her
>she pulls back
>says she had a good night but we should see each other again
>make sure i look visibly annoyed and walk to train station
>she texts me ten minutes saying she had a good night and worry i looked upset
>say it's okay and that i'm still at the train station if she wants to come down
>end up saying i'll walk her back
>don't want to go home so we go to the common room at her uni
>it's empty because it's so early in the morning
>we're both sat on tables just because
>climb onto her table and try to kiss her again
>ends up doing it this time
>she gets really into it
>make out for good ten-fifteen minutes on the table at her common room
>she says it's getting late and goes back to her room
>get laid third date
always another chance lad

>she will NEVER be my gf
fuck's SAKE lads

i will be a pioneer of /brit/'s qt-posting age
not for money nor fame, but because i care
i would wish to see a lot of random soc girls post again if i could

Physically incapable of talking to women lads

I hate myself too

Alri' give us a sec

*loves you*

she's ugly

Probably the case, I shouldn't get my hopes up

got banned the other day for calling that german i am greek cunt what he is

tell me this isn't ridiculous

playing some of the ol' stalker

*awooo*

>a man with a gun and 2 bullets has taken over the city of Manchester

sad how many people blogpost at the start of every thread.

no-one cares

she's literally not though mate

richard spencer is the world's biggest hipster

No one cares. KYS

nice

maybe if the janny enforced that rule a bit more this would be a nicer place

For the lad who wanted my cock x

and the eternal pot calls the kettle black once more

fuck off, nobody enjoys your posts

anime

yea nah get fucked

Good lad, hurry up

@user on previous thread

you said she's "not of this culture", if she's asian very likely sometimes they won't kiss you first date because they don't want to seem easy, just keep going if she is asian

Well said, tripcunt

looks like a baboon

>yes and...

???????

GOD

*adiabatically googles serendipitous*

*surreptitiously presses the janny button*

c-cheers user...

Sooooo aopppppbe4ipplooll hybbe4yyyyy huunnggryyyyy

No you daft sod, the other kind of cock, your cock, the one on your body, your penis

Yes and

been drinking for 6+ hours and barely tipsy
calling it a night
gonna grab paki pizza on the way back to the hotel

wonder what that bed smells like

funny I have never got banned for posting offensive language, didnt even know it was possible till recently

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wish he was my mate tbqh seems like a good chap

much more likeable than Milo

She's from middle east but not Muslim and not from a complete shithole.

I don't think she would worry about me thinking that. Or anyone else.

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The context is layers upon layers of tragedy, deception and mental illness. I couldn't possibly explain the whole thing.

In fairness, this girl is foreign and so I found it near impossible to decipher her body language into anything other than positive/negative. Just couldn't get a proper read on her.

Sounds like a whore.

I'm just too much of an inhibited white boi desu. It's good to not want to put women in an awkward position but for fucks sake they should know the game and send appropriate signals.

I legit want to be with her though. We started off knowing each other through mutual friends and from the start had relatively 'deep' conversations.

I think she's too innocent/not of this culture to play games by acting hard to get or whatever.

where are you la?

had this little slut choking on my dick the other day

only used 3ml of ghb n' all.

>yes, and

what does that even mean

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Ripe meaty pooey farts

he is a janny
i got banned for saying 'fuck greece' a few weeks ago

wonder what tims arsehole smells like

thats a kotatsu, a heated table with a duvet around the side

grassmarket

fuck off normoid

Want to know what this is

So Tim goes to hairdressers

bet he's got moldy bits of poo and toilet paper clinging to his rectum and thick coarse arsehair

why is he crying?

I'm back with the pop tarts

pengdon

RESPECTFUL DISCUSSION OF OTHER CULTURES ONLY PLEASE
>50 brit hate threads a day

That's not yours is it? Still made my mouth water and my willy hard

looks terrible

cant tell if this is a genuine post or just ahmeds shit spilling out of your shit/semon soaked gob

in that case she may not have kissed you for that reason, try to organise a second date and don't take it personally as it being due to her not being attracted to you, have dated a few asian girls and only one fucked on the first date. if you think the date went well otherwise then i really suggest just organising a second date and trying then

if she was white then that'd be another matter

i want to suck you

pizza looks extremely grim, they used that fake cheese
think I'm gonna give it to a homeless bloke

It is x

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Can't stop wanking to this girl lads

Arrived in High Wycombe. Making my way to Amersham Hill as I write this.