/hoc/

always obey /hoc/'s decrees edition

>Leafs signing a 7 year deal for Zaitsev
Is this good? Hope to god it stays under 4.5 a year

Fuck you

>shit fans
>shit team
>shit captain(s)
>shit coach
>shit GM
>shit arena
>shit franchise


>SHORKS

*sips generationally*

first for winning out

>7 years for a 3rd pairing dman
wew

Craig Anderson is a bad goalie

leafs tbqh

It will carry him through his prime so it will be a decent deal at worst

Thats still a bit rough. Pens, Wild and blues are all good/decent

doggo

but but his wifes cancer

>Cucks

>it's a "Getzlaf has a great look in the slot but refuses to shoot and just skates around until he turns it over" episode

He played first pair all season and is now on the second paring.

Still, the price seems high.

>sips secondarily

I love these episodes!

>Peter — all time lows under my watch. Start thinking you are OFF all other projects other than selling immediate tickets. Drop the CMO title – MARKETING??? Drop the 2017 stuff, how are you making us money??? I lose millions this way . . . you will force us to start laying off dozens of people the day after the season. .

What did he mean by this?

not even the best player on his line

based scheifele outworking kesler

FUCKING KEKS.

FUCK THIS SHIT TEAM

>cucks

>mfw he's only 57

this kike is gonna run the team like one big shabbos goy for the next 2 decades

To be fair, snes marketing has been fucking atrocious these past few years

Granted Melnyk wants his shekels and cut the marketing budget

He has no business playing in OT, he is too slow to take advantage of the meme format and his passing skill isn't that useful because 3v3 just relies on trading breakways and odd man rushes.

The Union Army, desu

i would rather have tryamkin than zaitsev i think he's cooler

Fuck those refs fuck 3v3 fuck flugen or what ever his name was

>ducks

>The oilers take #1 in the pacific
How cucked can the ducks and shorks get?

Thanks hurribro, good luck getting into a wildcard T B H. Just some light banter you know how it is.

Is Scheifele elite?

Fuck the Ducks LA still runs this state.

How do the oilels plan on getting 3 points tonight? Besides, only the shorks should feel bad if that happens. They have led the division all season long until the shorkening started a couple weeks ago.

>calgary gets swept by analslime
>edmonton only gets 2 wins over st sogay
cap it

>Sheifele gets his 30th on Scheifele Bobblehead Night
POETRY

no. he's not bad but his linemates take his stats a long way.

if the fucking hurricanes lose to the rebels tonight I swear

There's still 4-5 games left. Easily enough for the Oilers to take #1
>shorks vs cucks in the first round
LOLOLOL

FLA eliminated
Building a team based solely on analytics
literally throwing your head coach off the bus

Who would choke harder?

They play the ducks, then sharks, then 2 cantpucks

Beat ducks, beat sharks, and beat cantpucks and they're #1

I like them but I hope that leads to the team getting relocated to fucking Kansas for that.

Edmonton is playing Calgary after they win the division so I'm confused by your post

>2 points down
>Anahiem still gets a point
Ducks are still atop the pacific
>missing play offs again
>50+ years to win a cup
Kings only run themselves into the ground

But we run LA puto. We run this city esse. You do nothing.

>Finnish Goaltending

I wish kippers were here

Guns are for homosexual faggots

>vuvuzelas
why are edmonton fans so obnoxious jc

Fuck you.

I wish you would die from an impacted turd

Not even LA """"""fans"""""" just switch to ducks when they go to the playoffs.
Also county>city

LINESMAN DOWN

Remember, your lives revolve around me, not the other way around

ahaha linesmen down

fuck the zebras

haha get fucked ref

Why are referees so shit? Why dont we just rely on replay tech?

and down go the sharts

>this mad at refs

Get fucked manchildren. Without refs, the game wouldn't even be possible.

The Big Rig strikes again

o well

gg oilels

fuck you limey cunt

Shorks blow it. News at 11.

>Pay some scrub to watch/call replays
Game would literally be better without refs

Because the refs let things go and sometimes call weak penalties to "even it up". This is what the NHL and most hockey leagues are like, and it wouldn't work with "replay tech".

>calling gg this early

no wonder your country is muslim now

if that gets you spôoked you arent prepared for the 8 year deal with a full NMC they are going to give hyman

>win
>still cry anyway

Fuck evening it up call the damn game as it happens.
No more refpuck
No more nhl favoritism
It would be glorious

It would literally be the same thing, but with the refs off the ice instead, and even less accountability for calls.

Well then if that happens I'm prepared to laugh at the laffs until the end of time.

This is retarded are you even listening to yourself

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>shitpost like a retard
>get btfo
>"o well"
nuh uh faggot, you dont get off that easy

How are your playoff beards coming along?

See you in round 1

seems like you take posts on an bhutanese bukkake bulletinboard VERY seriously

>playoff beards
literally pleb tier shit

i grow playoff finger nails

>Fuck evening it up call the damn game as it happens.
I agree, but the NHL powers that be, and most leagues that want to be successful don't as well. "Evening it up" is part of the game they play to keep things exciting for both fan bases.

Refpuck and NHL favoritism would still exist with "replay tech". It would still take a human bean to call the plays, and thus, it wouldn't be objective.

>ottawa could have drafted scheifele
>drafted zibanejad instead
>trade zibanejad for brassard
>brassard sucks

Bryan Murray and Pierre Dorion have made sure that Ottawa will never be good

>he isn't aware of the imminent robot uprising

>if that happens
>if

No, but it's not like the idiots saying "fuck refs, they shouldn't even be needed anymore" aren't retarded. Man children need to grow up and realize it's just a game.

Zaitsev deal is 7 x 4.5

>not playoffs yet

What did he mean by this?

The problem is that most teams don't have a Kane level talent, let alone a McDavid or Crosby. That means you have 25+ owners/GMs that are content with shit refereeing because it helps them more than it hurts them

The Sens are an insult to the team that they are named after.

>14 (fourteen) goals in their last 9 (nine) games
>playoff spot not clinched
>Laffs 2 points back
>Ruins 3 points back
>only team currently occupying a playoff berth with negative goal differential
>key player injuries fucking everywhere
Is there a bigger dumpster fire team than the Snes right now?

All they fucking had to do to secure the rest of this season was pick up a fucking goal-scorer at the deadline. I said I'd hold my judgment until I saw some action, but almost a month later, fuck you Dorion, your trades were fucking worthless.

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But part of shit refereeing is preferential superstar treatment
>Crosby looks at ref after opponent skates in his general vicinity
>arm goes up

>opponent scores
>arena plays some shitty song about how it doesn't matter

youre still a manlet pavelski

So than people blame the "sliders"/programming of the robot. No matter what, fans will find a reason to complain. Many calls are made/not made that fans disagree with, and these would still exist with a robot because there are too many close calls.

They could replace linesman easily enough though.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

IT'S NOT OVER YET

i dont know if im going to wake up tomorrow lads

fuck off you're not allowed to enjoy this comeback

ready to get btfo again?

had it for about three years now