>walking in NYC at night
>turn corner into alley
>"hey buddy, you better empty your wallet right fucking now."
What do?
Walking in NYC at night
Cooper Price
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Elijah Carter
Open up my throat
Gavin Lopez
no new yorker would say 'hey buddy' ya fuckin suburbanite shill from new jersey
Brayden Green
Willingly hand over my wallet, shrug and say "I don't care for fancy things" and walk away with a skip in my step.
Jace Ramirez
It's already empty lol
Thomas Nelson
this
Jonathan Morales
i would rob them
Kayden Anderson
>RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremiah Torres
Slap those pussy ass niggas and make it look sexy
Kevin Edwards
>open up my wallet
>it's full of blood
Brayden Richardson
you have never been robbed haven't you
Eli Peterson
what did he mean by this?
Mason Reed
Animal Collective studio photos are so varied and bizarre you could probably recreate Shakespeare with just them.
Connor Clark
Justin Davis
Come on LELELELELELELET'S GO
Julian Fisher
>implying anyone in NJ would say "hey buddy."
How's that trust fund treating you?
Jaxson Young
AY IM WALKING EER
Jordan Collins
That's literally the point how new are you
In reality any new yorker would just not talk to you because that's illegal to do there
Samuel Ortiz
>these retards trying to be street smart and internet tough guys on a meme thread
Sebastian Brooks
none of you little bitches know shit about nyc and they have the best music too
Aiden Kelly
see I live in NYC bro its just meme rap and reverb rock right now with the occasional shitty meme avant act literally nothing good going on
Caleb Williams
say no i can't i need it for my girls
Andrew Harris
*stare at them for 20 seconds while i make a loud static noise with my mouth*
they run away
>"fucking plebs, cant handle the filter"
Jack Russell
underrated
Gabriel Gutierrez
no trust fund here 'buddy'
Isaac Campbell
>being in NYC
You deserve whatever happens to you if you go to that shithole.
>Inb4 flyover
Liam White
talk to anyone i fucking want to unless your related to the guys over there... otherwise you ain't doing shit
jackoff
fuggggggedabahdit
Justin Baker
bingo you win a prize of 50 dickbombs up your sinus cavities
Nathaniel Baker
>being in a city without a concealed carry permit
You would be using a cheap backup wallet with the bare minimum in it and a $20 burner phone, or you deserve to be mugged.
Dylan Baker
>mugged in New York by whites
Sebastian Bennett
lmao how else is it gonna happen? inb4 you say something racist
Brandon Ross
you can get a gun in ny so fuckin easy it's crazy
Samuel Johnson
That's because they're from Maryland yah fuckin hoser.
Brandon Rogers
t. never read Shakespeare
Thomas Diaz
says a canadian
Levi Smith
Kek
Leo Morgan
I chilled in NYC for a week after being in Berlin for the summer
and ....
NYC is completely a poseur death pit of millenial cucks.
Nobody slams on their horns anymore, the ambulances don't blare out like mad, the construction sites were all acting polite...
Disgusting.
Nolan Gonzalez
No more RUNNIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGG!!!
Jace Williams
What makes you say that?