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I don't the bloody Tories!

good edition

made conversation with 2 girls today, made physical contact with 1. how about you guys?

starving for willies
big hard cocks, I want them I need them

did he die drinking four loko?
bit spooky cause i'm from pennsylvania too

I didn't leave the house and smoked weed 3 times

Anime

kots

>ywn go for a pint with him

so called pornfu

shockingly bad post

Sup anglofriends

I'm writing a letter to an university to request info about a graduate program.

Would you mind telling me if the mail is properly written? I plan to use it as a basic model.

>Dear Mr./s ____:


>I'm writting to you to request information about the (program name) program offered by the (institution name). I'm a foreign student, graduated from the (institution name), Argentina. I'm interested about applying to the (program name) program, and I'd like to know about the specific requists to apply as a foreign student. Also I'm interested to know if there are scholarship opportunities for this program.

>Thank you very much for your time

>Regards

>user

Whaddya think? It's good? Should I use the "I'm really interested in joining your organization, I'm amazed about the university bla bla bla" adulations? Doing mentions about job experience and stuff in the area?

Thanks in advance

I love cats :3

always mix him up with the other bald lad that fucks trannies

didn't she get blacked just the other week

>sorted by the reply count on the catalogue and didn't see this thread
fuck

unemployed kissless virgin and I want to die.

mine, and there's NOTHING of her out there on the free sites other than 5 videos. been that way forever. going mad

>requists
requirements

Love learning bout companies during the Second World War

n-no

>yank/brit/

The current state of affairs in which we find ourselves to be in........................................................

>tfw your pornfu got blacked
Need to find a new one.

don't know the other guy as I don't watch tranny porn

Team Moose 1 - Swipe Down 0

There's something called Nembutal, that vets use to sacrifice animals.A tiny bit can kill a human male in 10 min max.

LOVE this image - did you make it?

Beth

mitsubishi is reddit: the company

Founder of Mitsubishi was smuggled and educated in Scotland. You know... Back when they had an educational system hahaha

>writting
*writing
>requists
*prerequisites

also yeah they like it if you tell them that you'd really enjoy the oppurtunity blah blah etc etc

xx

>pornfu
state of you mate

Just been blacked by my dad

>fulham shirt

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Make sure to include a postscript,

>Best regards,
>user
>P.S.
>The Falklands are British

my dad is black

>Sup anglofriends
>I'm writing a letter
all i read of this one

do british parents kiss their children on the mouth?

That's a paradox.

Turning my okcupid/tinder profiles to bisexual and occasionally messaging guys has really helped with my messaging, first of all you can see how desperate guys are but also what kind of messages come across as desperate or unengaging, would definitely recommend it if you don't mind risking people finding out you had it set as bisexual

just wanna lick his feet 2bh

good taste, girl i fancy looks exactly like her

try not to overuse "interested"

Only if they're gay

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F

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typo. thanks

K, I'll add something without trying to be exaggerated.

Thanks

...

never met my father but mum says he was a British student attending UCSB (go Gauchos). I hope to find him one day

you're well funny you are

*gets right into the news*

dunno I was reading the entire court release thing earlier and came across that, bit of a coincidence
we dont have it here I don't think

Gay marriage was a mistake

You'd best pump her, lad, or I'll be disappointed

fuck it im bump

>Should I use the "I'm really interested in joining your organization, I'm amazed about the university bla bla bla" adulations?
no, you will do that on a formal application, which this email is not (its just an enquiry)
>I'm interested about
should be replaced with "I'm interested in"

...

battyman

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need to fuck a cute lad like this or get fucked by a cute lad like this

Don't you fucking DARE talk to him like that again or you'll have me to answer to.

really wish japan didn't have the weeb stigma it has. I don't like anime or any of that shit but I like japan

amarna miller is the 'fu

haha you're even more of a hoot
will have this post running through my head while i make my tea, i'll try not to piss myself too much

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING, IM IN CHARGE HERE

How about

>Also I would like to know if there are scholarship opportunities for this program.

Yeah overusing "interested" sound (((interested)))

Thanks

*Orders a book from Amazon*

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he used it twice

I know that feel lad.
In my honest opinion, Japan died at the battle of Shiroyama.

it's very sweet tasting. and you figure this one can is like the equivalent of 4 regular american beers. so i can see how some fuckwad fraternity fags would die from drinking it.

quite remarkable the sheer amount of gay men there are who were abused as children

yes

bloody love being a spider me

>writting
writing

>I'm a foreign student, graduated from the (institution name), Argentina
doesn't read right. put "having" between comma and "graduated"

>requists
it's spelled "requisites" but you can also use requirements if you want.

try not to start the sentence with also because it's a formal letter. shift the "also" to between "im" and "interested". You could start the sentence with "additionally" if it reads too robotic.

another thing is don't use contractions like I'm in a formal correspondance. expand every contraction out to the proper words so I'm becomes I am.

pretty sure i just got 2 viruses in the past minute, thanks

I wasn't

I would also like to know

erm

...

On a scale of 1-10. rate your sexuality.

1 being absolutely homo
5 being absolutely bi
10 being absolutely hetero

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tune

1
maybe 2 once every so often

>mostly straight but sometimes fall in love with guys
>get nothing out of it sexually but can't help it
>this is true about me
fuck is this really a thing?

8

...

3ish
I wank to trannies to mix it up sometimes

10

"I would also like to know" has a better flow, but yeah that's good
And asked whether to use it a third time
>spider cunt trying to deceive me and this innocent argie

10

11

10, but your nan's oversized clitoris reminded me of a dick desu

Shagged your nan/10

(probably 8 or 9 tbf, don't like willies on anything)

jeez, yea i can imagine, you probably don't realise how quickly you're getting drunk

*spanks you*

6 ish

about 7

probably 2 to 3, definitely mainly straight but every now and then a twink bum or a hard willy gets me rock solid

6.25

10, i jack off to traps and gay porn sometimes and wanted to fuck 1 guy in my life who i think was starting HRT but it's just a power thing for me