Femanon here, pls help. I am happily married to a prominent redditor...

Femanon here, pls help. I am happily married to a prominent redditor, so I need this to be anonymous so that I don't damage is karma. Anyways, we are happily married, hardly any problems except for one thing. Whenever we have sex, right before he finishes he stares at me with a blank look in his eyes and sings "here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo", except instead of "the sun" he says "my cum". I've told him repeatedly that it freaks me out/ is a huge turn off but he claims he doesn't remember doing it... what should I do?

Well firstly, you should timestamp your tits or gtfo

Tell him its alright, dododododododododo dedododooo

not my tits, I just know that's the only way to get you fuckers to look at something
yea laugh it up maybe it sounds funny to you but when your husband actually says it it's fucked

Here cums my cum doodoodooooooooo lololololololololol

Show your tits with timestamp and I'll give you my pro tip.

pls stop it's not funny

This is the fakest thing I've seen all year.

Ass and timestamp then

That's clever as fuck. I'm using that.

that song, just like any song about the sun, sucks. the beatles are beyond over rated. you should divorce immediately. for real.

Maybe tie him up, or blindfold and cover your ears. I bet if you moved on from vanilla missionary position to getting your asskhole rektd from behind or taking a load to the face he would be too turned on to say stupid shit. Be more slutty

>I r hate the sun
>the sun is stupid
>songs about the sun are stupid
>I r the ultimate basement dweller

If real -- especially if he really doesn't remember it afterward -- it might signal some st of mental issue. A chat with a psych specialist would help.

>some st
Goddamn keyboard. "sort sort"

>prominent redditor
gtfo

Fucking plebbits

fuck the sun. fucking sucks. its like a billion nuclear reactions in your face. fuck that thing.

We could be looking at it from the back too
Lets see what makes him say here comes the cum

then your husband is a twisted fuck because whether or not he vocalized it, that is his internal dialogue, so who knows what else is going on in that depraved little mind of his...

Your own fault for marrying a faggot

Deal with it bitch

Play De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da by The Police every day as much as you can until he stops

Do you wish you had those tits? They are pretty nice

He takes super male vitality pretty regularly, and I did catch him slamming his head against the screen door when I came home from work early the other day

he needs a creamy log of shit slidding down his fucking throooooooooooat

He's a closet homosex, he's thinking about ringo the whole time. Sounds like serious issues, the Beatles suck, he's on Reddit, I don't see this getting easier for you.

Your husband sounds like he has some sort of brain damage and a total beta for taking vitality pills. How old is this man you call a husband?

>super male vitality
>Alex Jones

Conspiracy

tits or gtfo
any other response should KS now

i dont know why but those udders look fake
they pass the armpit to mammary straight line test though

Its your fault for marrying a ledditor, he is probably doing it because he thinks it'll be a funny story for a future post he wants to make for points or karma or whatever they do over there, like after watching guardians of the galaxy I started to look at my wife dead in the eyes and sing here comes the sun for x amount of months and thisbwas her reaction or whatever.

Tell him to fuck off or push him off and tell him no more sex if he continues doing that and I promise will definitely "remember" not to do it anymore

Lol. It'sss alrgihhht!

not my tits, I just know that's the only way to get you fuckers to look at something

LOL; that's how it works...

60

Wtf. Old as fuck...
How old are you?

...

kek

32

not the same guy that asked how old you are but just keep fucking him till he dies, take the money and run. seems like that was the plan from the start.

yo what this gold digger here is some serious shit

Just respond with

"Injection received, baby in progress. Please stand by for 9 months..."

Timestamp.

This..

>60 year old prominent redditor
Fuck is this shit?

>here comes the sun

Fucking praise bitch

Fuck off, asking for advice on a red board. Show tits faggot

that's the plan but it's so fucking gross

just be glad he wants to have sex with your fat ugly ass in the first place. a man who is successful and intelligent enough to be a prominent redditor could have his choice of ladies. you should be thankful to even be in his presence.

Here cums the cum femanon

This.

Follow the rules or fuck off faggot

Havin a stroke there bud?