ITT The first time you saw a pussy IRL

ITT The first time you saw a pussy IRL
You know the drill, Sup Forums.
You HAVE seen a pussy... RIGHT Sup Forums?

>be about 10 years old
>hanging with girl that lives on my street, playing in her back yard with her sister
>her dad says "you know you kids can use the pool if you wanna"
>tell him I don't have a bathing suit
>"That's okay, user! You don't need one!"
>me, neighbor girl, and her little sister go swimming naked while her dad watches us
>I remember I kept dunking myself under so I could see their pussies
>after that we all just laid naked on towels in the living room and watched cartoon network
Looking back I am pretty sure their dad was a pedophile...

You're telling me you've NEVER seen a pussy, Sup Forums?

I've fucked a girl a couple of times but didn't see her pussy

>15.
>dating hxc christian girl from AP Chem
>we make out a lot but that's all
>read a lot on the internets to become master of oral and finger banging
>finally make a move for her pants
>she doesn't stop me
>only panties between us now
>pull them down
>most discolored and terrifying collection of moist meat ive ever seen
>smell makes me choke
>think this is normal, proceed to eat her out for at least an hour
>smell doesn't leave my room after shes gone

sauce?

yeah. It feels like... a bag of sand OP. It's rad.

I wish I knew, sadly it's the only one I have, but I wish I had the rest as I wanna know the context

>be me at 15
>dating a very outspoken and very sexual Mexican chick
>never even held anyone else's hand
>she took me to school one day and parked her car at a Waffle House about 3 miles from our school
>she jumps in the back of her hatch back and gets her pants off
>mydickisdiamonds.jpg
>pull her panties down and she had very long pubes that started at her waist and went to her asshole
>this doesn't look anything like the pornstars I watch
>stare at her Mexican hair pie in shock
>she asks why Im not eating her out and then parts her pube hair
>I stared at her in a very confused state
>she pulled her panties back up and told me to get out of the car
>I had to phone a friend to get a ride
>mfw

>be 13
>go over friend's house to play vidya
>go into living room and see friend's little sister laying over the recliner in nothing but a t-shirt and socks, just playing with her pussy like no big deal
>my friend ignores this and just sets up the N64
>wut.jpg
>we both pretend to ignore this and play goldeneye all while she's going to town in the chair behind us
>his folks come home
>dad just walks in and picks up the mail from the table
>mom asks us if we want anything to eat
>WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING THE KID FINGER BLASTING HERSELF!?!?
>This continues to happen 2-3 more times in the time that I hang with my friend
>I still don't know why everyone ignored their kid jilling off in front of everyone

>be me
>age 16
>friend is trying to fuck this chick who has another friend that lives up the street from me
>friend calls me at eleven in the night
>I wake up like the fuck
>says he needs a extra person because the chick he's trying to bone is with her friend that lives up the street
>says she needs a dude for her friend as well
>I agree
>sneak out of my room through my window
>walk up the street with my friend
>they have beer ready and waiting
>meet the chick
>she's like a 6/10
>being a virgin I didn't care
>end up getting wasted and fucking in the same room as my friend
>wake up hung over
>walk home
>lost my virginity to some twenty-two year old and it was great.png

Was this the dad?

My birth.

>>be 4
>>friend goes to pee, she is a girl
>>omg where is the penis what the actual fuck
>>skip ahead to age 17
>>forgot about being 4
>>get laid first time
>>I thought this was like a kangaroo pouch

>be me at age 4
>mom drops me off at nanny house every day
>multiple other kids go there as well
>nanny fingers little girl in front of us all
>didn't think anything was wrong until much older

15 mega slut showed me and about 8 other bros on the football team

I was waiting for that to get posted lol

There's some disorder I read about during a sexual psych class, can't remember the name and I'm not gonna google that shit.

But yeah, it's an actual thing.

>be 12 year old me
>sister and her friend come into my room giggling
>"Hey user, do you want a gummy bear?"
>say ok but confused why they keep giggling
>her friend turns around while my sister stands at her back
>why the fuck do they keep giggling?
>they turn back around and give me a small handfull
>they taste kinda sweaty and are kinda sticky
>wtf is wrong with the gummy bears
>they keep running back and forth out of my room and giggling and asking if I want more
>I keep saying no
>after like 3 more times of this they are annoying the piss outta me
>they run in again
>sister's friend is cracking up asking if I want some gummy bears
>my sister pulls down her friend's pj bottoms and panties
>gummy bears fall all over the floor
>they had been putting gummy bears in her friend's panties and feeding them to me
>I don't know how to feel about this

Did you get to see her anus as well?

wow, how fucking ugly must you be if no woman wants to fuck you with the light on?

...

>17 yo
>dating my first gf
>18 yo Beatiful blonde slim girl
>she's a 10 and I'm a fat 6.5
>fucking her for the first time ever
>lights off because she shy
>slightly see dat delicious pussy thru the darkness
>OH MAH LAWD.jpg

I ended up getting her preggo at 19, kid is 11 yo right now. (She dumped my ass long ago).

>pretty sure
There is no doubt. So many obvious red flags.

I used to be bullied by my fat sister. She used to hold me down and sit on my face w/o panties cause she thought she was being funny being gross.
>I'm now an adult with a fetish for fat girls and femdom, thanks sis

>18 years old
>dating first real girlfriend
>getting ready for a concert
>going to take a shower
>"Can I join you, user?"
>play it cool
>get in a few minutes first and make sure I have a bit of a chub going so my dick seems bigger
>go to concert, have most romantic night of my life, eat her pussy for the first time that night which was also my first sexual experience and her first orgasm with another person
>soon we lose our virginities with each other
>fast forward to now
>we dated for six years, got close to marriage, and then she cheated on me
>married the other guy in like six months
>mfw I still remember that shower and that concert every day

Masturbation isn’t a disorder, user. The problem is that a young child who doesn’t know any better was doing it in front of everyone in the family and their 13 year old son’s friend and no one said or did anything about it. Sounds like the family had a collective disorder. That’s insanely twisted.

>Be 6
>Monkey bars in school playground
>several girls forget panties
>Stay under monkey bars every recess
>SRS boners

>Looking back I am pretty sure their dad was a pedophile...
no shit sherlock

>be 7
>open this thread
>see vagina

Haha XD where there pee pees!?

>be me
>15 years old
>17 year old takes my v-card
>4 years later she dates my brother
>6 years later they marry
>15 years later they have 3 kids
>i'm still childless, fucking whoever I want, and generally loving life
>they both got super fat and look 40 years older
>lulz

>12 years old
>mom tells me to ask my sister (16) what food she wants
>open her bedroom door
>MFW SHE HAS HER WHOLE FUCKING FIST IN HER VAGINA
>"Get the fuck out user!"
>go back to kitchen
>"what did your sister want, user?"
>I have no idea

>be around 11/12
>sleep over dad's gf's house
>she has daughter close to my age
>she's cute skinny girl with glasses and speech impediment
>I sleep on floor next to her bed
>we stay up late every night talking
>one night we start talking about sex, which turns into showing eachother our privates
>oh my god I can still remember her bright pink slit
>she lets me play with her pussy, open her lips, play with her opening a little
>she plays with my dick, puts her fingers under my foreskin, pulls my skin down for the 1st time, she licks the head a bunch
>we do this and more every time I sleep over
>after a while my dad dumps his gf
>I never see her again
Dammit dad! You stole her from me! I could be wrist deep in step sister pussy if you played your cards right! But you BLEW it!

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