I LOVE my greatest ally. Do you?

I LOVE my greatest ally. Do you?

France?

what the fuck do they bring to the table?

Have they done anything for us recently?

Sometimes I love you, sometimes I hate you.
But in the end I still like you.

Some Scandi countries love us more than France

fuck american and FUCK france

baguette

>what the fuck do they bring to the table?

Terrorists

Are you reffering to the thin line Israel shares with palastines, I'd say your spot on, the too close for comfort proximity of humans besides muslims strikes a true comparitive to your greatest ally

We love you too my absolute Bestest Bro

You forgot Poland

I don't even know what country flag that is

I don't know...Independence, 827,000 square miles of land, pic related

I hate the froggies but good lord be grateful you cunts.

Russia's cool.

>what has france done for us lately?

France has banned an american rock band for committing blasphemy against islam after the bad witnessed Mudslime terrorists murder 90 of their fans. Fuck france and fuck the french, because they are kowtowing to muslims by punishing americans for expressing their freedom of speech.

Three words. Dubya Dubya Two. You all should be grateful.

Of course I do, my good goy.

Yes senpai

This.

Oy vey, what coulds a Jew do if he didn't have his enriching gentile friends?

Without frenchfags there wouldn't be an America to help the USSR win the war.

HOLY SHIT IT'S TRUE

FRANCE YES

The brits were at war with american...
Damn the meme about american not reading history is real

we made you
you end us

FUCK YOU USA

AND YOU STILL RETARDED ATLANTIST ELITES ARE DOING THIS DO YOU UNDERSTAND

WE DO NOT EVEN ARE AWARE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

French fries

Bread. Lots of fucking bread. But it's good and free, which allows you to fill up on it and save your money for the main course

They are actually Belgium in origin.

Fucking ameriburgers, just kill yourselves.

The average clapifat doesn't even know that france was involved in the revolutionary war, let alone the only reason they actually won it.

Brits still ass blasted over something that happened almost 250 years ago.

>stating facts
>ass blasted

t. alberto barbosa

Leave our oldest ally alone you star spangled cunt

p sure he means now not 200 years ago

PROUD EUROPEAN REPORTING IN. WE DONT NEED AMERIBURGERS

1 they helped us gain independence
2 our first ally
3 827,000 square miles of land for a fraction of what we make for that land today
4 and the statue of liberty

>tfw Britain is your dad but you don't wanna grow up to be like him and he wants you to stop hanging out with America

thumbs up

>average [boring Insult] doesn't even know blah blah blah
>France only reason we won
>either of those "facts"

Yup still ass blasted, although I suppose having your own colony beat your ass, then bail you out of not one but two wars from the other side of the planet, and finally take your place as head of the planet all while keeping you around as some sort of trophy pet would cause some rectal ravishment.

>Greatest ally
>Not greatest ally

Oy gevalt.