What do I do about my beard Sup Forumsros...

What do I do about my beard Sup Forumsros? Am I cursed to suffer the fate of the unmanly or will the Gods bless me with Hercules strength?

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Simon?

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lol

What do you think user?

Your beard is safe with me

You insecure fat boy your beard is literally more than good just move your ass and go outside.
Catch a hobbie if you can.

I'm not whoever you think I am, anyway what do you think?

Jan wtf you beta fatlord

But I do those things :( and I think its too thin compared to other real niggas...

How'd you know ;)

I think your beard is fine, a lot better than lots of people lol

If you're going for wizard, you're on the right track

Thanks, but I'm trying to find a way to make it thicker without blowing up my heart with that minoxidil shit.

I just trimmed it it grows long but not thick

>shave it off
beards are no longer a sign of rugged manliness, associated with lumberjacks & mountain men, but rather sign of being a run-of-the-mill metrosexual, and is associated with stereotypical hipsters & homeless people

Don't be weird and love the beard