Halloween is here J-... Anonymous. And with halloween comes tricks and treats. I'm afraid you've already had enough tricks for the night....so how about a treat instead?
Home cooked treats, cooked with love and care, just for you. Won't you come join me?
Me? It doesn't matter who I am. I'm here for you James. I mean. Anonymous.
Shall we get started?
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HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE
oh my fucking god
Hahahah this looks like it'll be a good time
Who the hell is James?
CANCEL THE RETALIATORY STRIKE!
Who is James? Have you been seeing someone else while I'm gone, Alice? How could you!
Welcome, little wayward one. How are you on this dark day?
what a wonderful treat! still need to go pick up a trick though.
It seems some people are not up on their SIlent Hill 2 lore.
There was a hole here. It's gone now.
Let's replace it with some tea. Maybe recover a little HP.
Cute dance! I like how you have your hair up too.
The saddest thing that I've heard all week.
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>not an attention whore
Yes, yes you are bait
it's halloween you fuck. You must be really fun at parties
Thank you for stating the obvious, little one.
Have some tea as a reward. There will be no tricks tonight, I assure you.
Is it human we're eating ?
now clean it bitch
you, uh... ok.
Yes, Alice, Let's dick our tea.
This is uncomfortably arousing.
Hahahah straight to the floor
Nano just ran towards the tea as soon as you poured it
I am monitoring this bread because of the shortness of that outfit.
Hahahahaha
No. This is not the day for that.
Instead of blood and flesh, we will have Reeses and muffins joined in an unholy union.
Is there a problem, madam? I assure you, it is quite delicious.
early
nope, nothing at all. I'll just be down on the floor drinking it, I guess.
xray this
degenerate
IM LOSING MY SHIT
ALICE WHAT KJLHASD
I sure am, but not for this.
show your cooter you dumb slut
No, it looks like you wrote dick instead of pick. Lol
I'm sorry, I don't understand. Is this about Maria?
Is this not the correct length? I apologize, I rarely leave the hospital and know little of fashion.
Let us go over the ingredients list, for those of you not well versed in this recipe.
You will need cake mix, a pumpkin, pumpkin pie, reeses, and a few odds and ends. I assure you, this is not a trick.
counter*
we better make sure it's granite
I guess I should make this post.
I love you?
just show dick already
has this autistic trap finally lost it? fucking lol
Just me or is it see through?
My sincerest apologies, but that would put me out of dress code. A nurse must always be well dressed, don't you agree?
My sincerest apologies, dear patient, but I do not possess that equipment.
Shall we instead move on to the instructions for cooking this halloween treat? I assure you, I have written the instructions carefully so as to not be confusing. This is not the trick.
u rite
hahaha, oh Alice...
Happy halloween, be careful if you go trick or treating!
we can see your bra
And this is bad?
you're not even remotely annoying when you're not stuttering and talking in riddles. I don't even mind this at all. normally I want you to die though. you should be normal more often. oh wait I get it, you're Halloween costume /act is that of a semi normal person? ffs this is quite a curve ball.
>tl;dr
I don't hate you as much anymore
Do a twirl for us alice!
This is quite possibly my favorite thread.
just show tits already
oh no, stop the presses, call an authority figure because you can see her bra? Why do you care lmao, those are the only titties you'll probably ever get to see, through a shirt or not
Do not be alarmed, Ja-....Anonymous. This is all normal.
Let us move on with the recipe. First, pour the chocolate chips into the bowl. I will show you how to do it, but I cannot do it for you James.
>projecting this hard
Oh no
Hi Alice!
Ily!
Have a nice All Saints' Eve!
:3
so lewd
likely high as a fucking kite, as are most adults on holloween
My sincerest apologies but that would be against dress code. However, it's hotter than hell in here, so a little breathing room is appreciated.
Then perhaps you should simply talk to me in my chat, James. anekiho.me
The next step is to pour in the cake batter. Be sure to evenly spread the chocolate chips so they rise up. Do not think about how this resembles your own sins, rising from the pit of your soul long after you have already buried the bodies.
Don't.
hey. This is ab to be me.
Its a fucking trick. Calling it RIGHT now.
dont provoke her u fool
>Do not think about how this resembles your own sins, rising from the pit of your soul long after you have already buried the bodies.
>Don't.
how do you know
>halloween is here J-
whats that even mean?
pretty pathetic imho
>Do not think about how this resembles your own sins, rising from the pit of your soul long after you have already buried the bodies.
Oh, my sins are always on my mind so they don't really have to rise up from anywhere.
my name isn't James but uh yeah maybe. probably not.
it's some suicidal autist
nothing wrong with that tbh
she's a SH2 nurse. the protag of SH2 is James.
They're too stupid to use context clues.
thats the worst attempt at filling a bra I've seen
if you're gonna be a trap, at least put some real effort in.
I'm sorry, but I do not feel hate for anyone, least of all someone on Sup Forums. You must be mistaken.
Do you feel the sensation of your sins crawling on your back?
When the fog rolls in, we'll all know.
Carefully mix in pumpkin and water in order to give it that halloween harvest flavor. Harvests tended to include merriment and festivals because, for many, this would be the last glimpse of the light they'd ever know.
Not everyone makes it through the cold, after all.
oh I know, but they never learn if people don't point out the obvious to them.
She's not a trap, just a flat chested girl.
tell that to the DEA
But they won't learn anyway!
nicee
oh i see im not much of a gamer tbh
REGRET
why are you here
just spread that boi pussi already
if guys with little dicks and tits are woman
i say we stop calling flat chested woman, woman.
Which is kinda funny yet sad. I'm a transwoman and even I have bigger boobs.
It appears you've not seen a woman before. You'll do quite nicely in this town, I think.
Ah, another virgin for the harvest. The town will be pleased.
Now we add the most important step of all: The reeses peanut butter cups. This is the treat.
Now if only we could find that trick I misplaced....
at least spell it right, it's pucci you fuckin abortion
she doesn't have one
what do you mean
unlike you, she's a real woman
>Do you feel the sensation of your sins crawling on your back?
I don't really feel that separated from my sins. They're more like something that has invaded and corrupted my entire existence.
same reason all anime shitposters are here
to derail and shitpost
are you just ultra degenerate where you only watch anime? no vidyas?
tips fedora 2 ur almighty Edge
your here for me but why bryn? I mean user
fake tits are disgusting
and what would you say about someone being transracial?
sure i look like a chink, but i'm black and you better fucking accept it
>admist to being a nigger
>lul
>your here for me but why bryn? I mean user
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE just fix your fucking sentence
nice reductio ad absurbum you ricenigger
>unlike you
thank fuck, being a dude is great.
Gee, you'd think a trans girl would know how shitty it is to insult someone for their body... oh wait, you're actually just lying. Whoops!