Wake up

>Wake up
>Something feels different
>See this
Wat do?

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Would just live as I do currently. Most definitely would end being a lesbian. The initial reveal would be interesting probably would feel myself up and move on.

Catfish friends.

>no dick

I'll pass.

Wait what...

spend two hours cleaning it with a detachable shower massage.

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Kill myself because I would now have to deal with
>Periods
>Sitting to piss
>Cramps
>Having to wash that disgusting thing
>Having to wear pads
>Having to put stuff up it to prevent bleeding into your underwear and pants

I'll take being myself and having a dick every single day over being even the cutest girl possible.

>Having to wash that disgusting thing
Do you not wash your dick in the shower?

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Yeah but he likes cocks

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Make sandwiches for everyone on Sup Forums

Don't forget all that sticky stuff when you get horny. gross.

Thus guy knows what's up.

Be a huge slut because the only way I'm getting laid is by being female

that is fucking beautiful!

wonder what happened to my pubes

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shaving to be cute... or getting old being cute while young wont matter.

Fap for an hour solid
Take lots of pics and video of all the things ive ever wanted to see a woman do
Go fuck another girl
Get free food and drink in super expensive places from stupid rich guys
...You know, the obvious stuff. I think I'd miss my dick though.

Probably wake up, have a massive panic attack because my mind can't comprehend something that's never even been heard of.

I'd continue to throw up, develop a dissociative disorder because I feel that it isn't my body anymore, realize that I have to put up with a lot of other biological shit.
I'd probably retract into being a hermit because I feel like an abomination, start to starve myself and eventually kill myself since my entire view of myself and my confidence is based on being brung up as a male and having a penis.

OID MasTIBATE FOREVER HUE HEU EHUE E

this will never happen to anyone

Anyone interested in the pics, or am i posting to no one?

Na bro we are loving them

I am enjoying the show :)

get a a large breed dog immediately

make money by selling pics

Please more

Immediately go and find horny men in uniform take load after load

>Finish my morning fap as is customary
>Call my boyfriends
>Ask if I can suck their dicks in exchange for drugs
>Get fucked up on Xanax and heroin
>Post on social media about how men are pigs and I'm a strong, empowered woman
>Fall asleep with vibrator running

You are uploading pictures taken from the best angle imaginable.
I'm enjoying them while ignoring the faggots who pretend they wouldn't love having a pussy.

why is that bread so wide

Search brain for Reason.exe and Accountability.com.

any more of this petite babe?

I'd stick everything up in it I could get my hands on!

Great, now i gotta do highschool... again. Fuck.

there's surgery available if you don't want to deal with periods.

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find the

BIGGEST

FUCKING

DILDO

and put it as deep in my ass as I can.

Holy Fuck Moar

Turn 360 degrees and go back to sleep facing down

See...that is why you don't eat fresh cinnamon rolls in bed....

I'd probably pick a random celebrity I'd never met and then tell a bunch of news outlets that he had sexually assaulted me.

His career would burn up in a day, and I would be all over the news crying fake tears and getting book deals.

lol'd

Get my dad to come in and fuck me

>continue living current lifestyle for now
>become camwhore, saving all of my earnings
>invest earnings from camewhore-ery in things like real estate, stocks, foreign currencies, etc. to create a diversified portfolio
>retire in my mid-thirties the day I start to notice I'm leaving my sexual prime
>spend the rest of my life living off my investments in the lap of luxury fucking young QT lesbians looking for a sugar mommy
>die

In other words, I'd be given a gift from the gods themselves and end up living the rest of my life on easy mode.

>become camwhore

You could already do this, you don't need to be a girl for this.

Haha.


.. Yes.

being female and making money, good joke

>Change sex
>Forex
Noice

Consider my gender reassignment surgery a huge success

im self sufficient, all i would need is companionship and something to eat me out and fuck me. plus protection. and a dogs unconditional love.

let Sup Forumstards fuck me to ensure a new generation of 4channers

moot would be proud

you say this but the second you met any of them, you would realize why they are here and do a 360 and walk away.

Sell my virginity to the highest bidder

pretty much this

All hail the new queen of Sup Forums

>360
It’s 180 fucking retard

I would be grateful that I wouldn't have to mutilate my body for one

Awfull b8 m8

>masturbate
>become escort
>charge £60 per half hour
>fuck all the guys I want to, while getting paid

Find and kill the motherfucker that removed my penis

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oh man i used to fap to this like 3 times a day
but then i noticed the leg hair and it killed it

You asshole

its not that bad lol

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>tell yourself you'll be a lesbian
>over the next few days the girl hormones start building up in your brain
>you lose interest in girls, start to think guys are cute
>suddenly fantasizing about taking dick

You know in hindsight that was a pretty bad example. Betting on a company is one thing, but betting on an entire economy is something totally different. Forex trading is a real wild ride.

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Yeah. See, that requires me to make the effort to live a healthy lifestyle in order to get in shape so I can appeal to lonely dudes that enjoy watching men jack off on camera. The only thing you need to make it as a female camwhore is a vagina and a Webcam. Ezpz

all you fat smelly hairy dudes realize you'd become fat smelly hairy women, right?

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Realize I can Start living life in Easy Mode

whoooppsssss teehee :)

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heres a story
>be in collage
>first day
>class starts
>hot girl comes in late
>gives me the look
>oh hell yeah
>sits a row in front of me
>i glance over at her
>shes wearing short shorts
>look at legs
>black unshaved hairs
BLEH

Es Aurioles?

>nipple edge
HNNGGGg

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this one is hot af

Hey WTF this kids dont have valla? Why?

immediately find the most dick-like object and see how much i can stretch that hole

why are huge mounds so hot.

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