Hi everyone its fortune time with osaka as your host
spooky edition
Today everyone gets bad fortunes so no one is safe heheh boo!
The rules
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to make
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per user
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, and death
hello osaka friend
lets check those bad fortunes
should i?
Yeah lets tomato chan
>your fortune says to get punched in the stomach and twich around in pain for seven minutes
Channel link
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Lay it on me, Osaka
Sup space ghost
>your fortune says you will be dumb enough to put clothepins on your ball sack and hurt your testicals badly
Ayyyy, not bad. Thanks, Osaka!
is that a discord link?
Try not to do it please because it is dumb also your welcome space ghost
Yeah it is why you ask?
hit me
ill join you later
Nice skeleton ok
>your fortune says to keep the thought of rotting away to mere bones low and instead remember that being alive is way better then never being born at all also suffer from fear for five hours
Cool thanks tomato chan
hit me up
Ok Heheheh cute yui
>your fortune says displeasure will hurt your emotions more until you do something stupid but you won't die just be very self loathing
...
Tbh seems like something that would actually happen, or has... thanks osaka
Peace then
>your fortune says the exit will lock you in place for your beheading by guillotine
Your welcome yui Heheh I hope it won't again
Wow everyone busy tonight that's nice hehhe
Hello Osaka!
Happy Halloween!
Hi mantis how are you also thanks
>your fortune says the social butterfly is the main target to everyone eyes expect to be ridiculed for being like that
Holy fuck the queen is giving out fortunes. Please do me.
Ayyy, thank you for my fortune!
Aww thank you tomoyo and me queen hehe your too nice
>your fortune says to expect your camera to break while filming something that might had helped you get vengeance
Your welcome mantis how was your Halloween?
Osaka has always been my queen.
Interesting fortune, I wonder what it means.
Mine is just a random worknight. But as you know, it's Reimus birthday!
It means that you won't have evidence to shame someone and fail at it also cute tomoyo heheh for how long?
Of course I do she told me and I said my share of stuff
Yes, I saw that
Did you do anything fun for Halloween?
curious about what my fortune is looking like :3
thank you in advance!
What about me ? UwU
Alright, do me.
Gimme a fortune and I'll hook you up with some nice BL and K-Pop.
Booooooooo!
Mantis
For how long as in?
No it was a standard day for me and it was boring I think I want to die now but I know I won't but that thought lingers in my head
Hmm good I guess
>your fortune says you will pass out from drinking to much and end up in the middle of nowhere lost and cold
Hehehe ok squid
>your fortune says a man with a red cap will spray water at you just because he thought it was funny
Sure rick
>your fortune says the to let good things come to a end and not be so pissy about it also god hates you and you sprain your knee
Oh cool thanks
>your fortune says to get locked in a room for a week and starve to near death
Heheh cute
How long did you view osaka as queen?
>pass out from drinking to much and end up in the middle of nowhere lost and cold
NICE
I watched Azumanga and came to Sup Forums; October of 2005.
It is also my birthday today; November 1st. So thank you for your blessing and gift.
A week ago I bought the Azumanga Omnibus as an early gift for myself.
I really hope you have an amazing day, Kasuga.
You must live! We need your good and happy threads!
Oh ok well have fun
Same for you as well tomoyo and happy birthday have fun *hugs*
Oh really I am for now don't worry ill tell you when ill kill myself if that ever happens which is highly unlikely