BONEBOY blocks your path on a bridge. What do you do?
---BONEBOY---
Health: ∞/10
Power: ∞/10
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 20/20
Power: 11/10 (+3 from spooked buff)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
0-4 is a successful attack
5-9 is an unsuccessful attack
(Dubs get priority, trips trump dubs, etc.)
Happy Halloween my dudes.
Stay spooky.
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Throw a full milk jar on the floor only to anger it.
Rollin on the rivaahr
The milk jug flies into the air, failing to fall onto the ground. This gives Boneboy a hearty chuckle.
---BONEBOY---
Health: ∞/10
Power: ∞+1/10 (+1 for chuckle buff)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 20/20
Power: 11/10 (+3 from spooked buff)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
cover myself in feces to ward off attack
This somehow failed, even though it wasn't a real attack. Good job.
This succeeds at being useless. Congrats.
---BONEBOY---
Health: ∞/10
Power: ∞+1/10 (+1 for chuckle buff)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 20/20
Power: 11/10 (+3 from spooked buff)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
Boneboy looks at you in disgust, but it was indeed successful.
---BONEBOY---
Health: ∞/10
Power: ∞+1/10 (+1 for chuckle buff)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 20/20
Power: 11/10 (+3 from spooked buff)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 14/10 (+4 from shit-eating grin buff)
Intellect: Autistic
I ejaculate on that faggot face.
I equip Amulet of Osteoporosis.
and a SLAM PAN to the FACE
roll over play dead
Rip off a rib bone and begin to fiddle my own prostate to maximum satisfaction
Cum splashes on Boneboy's face, but since he's on Sup Forums right now (and you specified him as a homosexual) he slurps it right up.
---BONEBOY---
Health: ∞/10
Power: ∞+10/10 (+1 for chuckle buff, +9 from slurping cum)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 20/20
Power: 11/10 (+3 from spooked buff)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
Rip off ol bone boys boysenberries
>+9 from slurping cum
REEEEEEEEE
Run up and give him the people's elbow
Oh boy, oh boy. You dun fucked up. Instead of equipping the Amulet of Osteoporosis, you equip the Skekiton Amulet, making you Boneboy's first bitch.
I'm not exactly sure what that means, but it was successful in confusing him. Great job I guess?
Your autism kicks in, making you look borderline spastic. But hey, at least it was successful.
---BONEBOY---
Health: ∞/10
Power: ∞+10/10 (+1 for chuckle buff, +9 from slurping cum)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 20/20
Power: 11/10 (+3 from spooked buff)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---Boneboy's 1st Bitch---
Health: 1/2
Power: N/A
Luck: Shit
>unsheath my katana
>teleport behind him
>slice his left arm
>omea wa mou shindeiru
Infinity health? What can beat him then? Quads? I throw a shoe at him.
I whistle to call an army of dogs to attack his spooky ass
I tip my fedora as i calmly walk by
I tip my fedora to the skele
Give him an alto saxophone and ask if he knows any Kenny G.
how the fuck did you say pretty much the same thing I did
I attack boneboy's bitch with a claw hammer.
kek
Offer him a trumpet.
Throw soda at him to drain his calcium
Attack his moral by stating his obviously low calcium levels
Unfortunately, Boneboy doesn't have any boysenberries yet. You may have to grow some first to take them away.
You instead give yourself the people's elbow, hurting you for -1.
Instead of saying "NANI?!", Boneboy dodges with his extreme luck.
(Quads spook Boneboy.)
The shoe hits his glistening skull, bouncing off and leaving no mark.
Instead of attacking him, the dogs attack you for -2.
---BONEBOY---
Health: ∞/10
Power: ∞+10/10 (+1 for chuckle buff, +9 from slurping cum)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 17/20
Power: 11/10 (+3 from spooked buff)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---Boneboy's 1st Bitch---
Health: 1/2
Power: N/A
Luck: Shit
I piss on his tombstone to fuck with his head
I throw a gallon of milk at it.
fucc the skelingten
Go away elderly D&D faggot
I unleash my horde of CIA trained Chihuahua on him.
Pull out my mallets and play his ribs like a xylophone. A warm island tune fills the air.
I just kill him like wtf
I have a skeleton inside me. I gain all Boneboy's base stats in addition to my own.
These two negate eachother, but Boneboy appreciates the gesture.
Much like the fedora-tipping, Boneboy appreciates you as a person. He is now less "A N G E R Y"
RIP Boneboy's Bitch...
You realize your trumpet is far too precious, so you decide not to.
He slaps that shit down.
He calls you a fucking normie, lowering yours in the process.
---Boneboy---
Health: ∞/10
Power: ∞+10/10 (+1 for chuckle buff, +9 from slurping cum)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 17/20
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
winrar
i really like this thread
i piss on it and bring its health down to 80 then i become this guy
czech em
I show him pictures of my cat
Ask boneboy to follow inside a furnace that gets hotter than the melting point of bone and turn it on with both of us inside.
Stick dynamite up his arse, like a lot of it making sure it is lit.
Boneboy was born a skeleton you fucking autist. NEVER, EVER SAY BONEBOY WAS A FUCKING LOWLY HUMAN, SCUM.
It clocks him in the head, dazing him for a second. The poetic irony dawns upon him, making him "A N G E R Y".
But what if the skele fucc bacc? He does, and makes you his second bitch.
They nip at his shins, making him sad. Moral lowered.
He feels he can jam to this, moral heightened
No.
No. (unsuccessful)
---BONEBOY---
Health: ∞/10
Power: ∞+10/10 (+1 for chuckle buff, +9 from slurping cum)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 17/20
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---BONEBOY's Second Bitch---
Health: 2/2
Power: 2/2
Luck: Average
THROW POTATO
Brutally fuck bone boys 2nd bitch
The dubs ability allows you two commands in one, so it counts. (Also thanks)
You drop your phone into the water below...
He calls you a shill.
As you do, he shits it right back out and it falls off the bridge.
---BONEBOY---
Health: 80/10
Power: ∞+10/10 (+1 for chuckle buff, +9 from slurping cum)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 17/20
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---BONEBOY's Second Bitch---
Health: 2/2
Power: 2/2
Luck: Average
---This Guy---
Health: ???
Power: ???
Luck: ???
Defense: ???
Intellect: Autistic
no
i protecc the skelingten and tak all damages
I show him a picture of Jamal fucking his wife.
Channel my ultra autism as I let out a furious high pitched shreik. I naruto run at bone boy and launch a flying kick at his skull.
The potato refuses to be thrown.
You instead masturbate, lowering your health by -1 permanently.
---BONEBOY---
Health: 80/10
Power: ∞+10/10 (+1 for chuckle buff, +9 from slurping cum)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 17/19
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---BONEBOY's Second Bitch---
Health: 2/2
Power: 2/2
Luck: Average
---This Guy---
Health: ???
Power: ???
Luck: ???
Defense: ???
Intellect: Autistic
I as a fag succ his bony dick... ouh he does not have one, he is looser with no dick and everyone is laughing at him and at his nonexisting penis and he is embarassed as hell
AUTISTC SCREAM AND SCRATCH HIS FUCKING EYE HOLES
You dun fucked up kiddo. BONEBOY has now become "B O N E B O Y", a super A N G E R Y boy.
It hurts him for 5 damage and he calls you a weeb.
---B O N E B O Y---
Health: 75/10
Power: ∞+∞/10
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 17/19
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---BONEBOY's Second Bitch---
Health: 2/2
Power: 2/2
Luck: Average
---This Guy---
Health: ???
Power: ???
Luck: ???
Defense: ???
Intellect: Autistic
Fugg and I also laugh at his whitened racist bones at same time
I multiply a random stat by zero
shove my average sized erect cock into his temple, shattering his skull into thousands of pieces
I use this guy to smash the second bitch.
I investigate This Guy dick to chech his stats and make sure he have long tasty dikko I can succ to my hearth content because Bony Boy is fag with no dikk
put on my worf mask and bat'leth his cock
The dubs are super effective, making him even sadder.
You instead scratch your own eyeholes you fucking retard.
---B O N E B O Y---
Health: 75/10
Power: ∞+∞-1/10 (-1 from sadboy)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 16/19
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---BONEBOY's Second Bitch---
Health: 2/2
Power: 2/2
Luck: Average
---This Guy---
Health: ???
Power: ???
Luck: ???
Defense: ???
Intellect: Autistic
>slam a energy drink even thou its past my bed time and charge at him head first
RRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
I dress as a spooky skeleton so I gain Boneboy's trust.
Why he have 2 infinities on power?
Also I punch him in the stomach
this guy have very long weeny
This Guy command bone man to grow bone bongdong schlong
Nuh-uh, u dun fuccd up silli boi.
Using his infinite luck, he uses Second Bitch as a (meat?)shield. Plot convenience at its finest.
He's too shrouded in mystery to be unraveled just yet.
No.
---B O N E B O Y---
Health: 75/10
Power: ∞+∞-1/10 (-1 from sadboy)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 16/19
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---This Guy---
Health: ???
Power: ???
Luck: ???
Defense: ???
Intellect: Autistic
Rip his entire spinal collum out and FIRMLY insert it into my bard's rectum so he can really hit those high notes he's been trying for.
actually no i change my mind. This Guy dont havel ong weiner
run him over in my home depot rented pick up truck.
I summon boneboy's mother to tell him to go to bed, it's after nine and it's a school day tomorrow
When you slam your energy drink, mommy comes in and turns off your computer, subtracting 2 GBPs from your chart.
While Boneboy rarely trusts anyone, this somehow works.
(Because he's a very A N G E R Y skellyboy)
And no.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
---B O N E B O Y---
Health: 75/10
Power: ∞+∞-1/10 (-1 from sadboy)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 16/19
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---This Guy---
Health: ???
Power: ???
Luck: ???
Defense: ???
Intellect: Autistic
---Undercover Skellyboy---
Health: 1/2 (Spys are weak)
Intellect: Rick and Morty fan
This Guy invite skellgborg over to play monopoly... lonely halloween ninght..
The bard tells you to fuck off.
K dad.
Home Depot takes their property back and bans you from their store.
Boneboy pushes his mother into the river out of anger and calls her a thot. He's gonna get a spanking when she gets back.
---B O N E B O Y---
Health: 75/10
Power: ∞+∞-1/10 (-1 from sadboy)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 16/19
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---This Guy---
Health: ???
Power: ???
Luck: ???
Defense: ???
Intellect: Autistic
---Undercover Skellyboy---
Health: 1/2 (Spys are weak)
Intellect: Rick and Morty fan
I use my high IQ to discover his weakness, lowering his defense to1
eat boneboy roll for trips
Uh oh, that was an effective failure. You invite yourself to play Monopoly, taking This Guy out of the game.
---B O N E B O Y---
Health: 75/10
Power: ∞+∞-1/10 (-1 from sadboy)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 16/19
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---Undercover Skellyboy---
Health: 1/2 (Spys are weak)
Intellect: Rick and Morty fan
I whip up my dikk and start jizzing like from firehoose on any source of light including stars and everything so its completely dark as fugg and then I start drinking my jizz and filling my stomach with creamy filling and then I turn into doughnut c:
Your high intellect is not enough, you have to get smarter you sillyboy.
No.
---B O N E B O Y---
Health: 75/10
Power: ∞+∞-1/10 (-1 from sadboy)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 16/19
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---Undercover Skellyboy---
Health: 1/2 (Spys are weak)
Intellect: Rick and Morty fan
NO WHAT THE FUCK
PUT ME BACK IN
Oh, ok. Works for me I guess.
---B O N E B O Y---
Health: 75/10
Power: ∞+∞-1/10 (-1 from sadboy)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 16/19
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---Undercover Skellyboy---
Health: 1/2 (Spys are weak)
Intellect: Rick and Morty fan
---Doughnut---
???: Cum-filled
While watching Rick and Morty, I discover a blueprint for a weapon that can remove vitamin D form B O N E B O Y's skelly
give him the best bone-job of his life
i tiptoe by
K daddy. It was a very draining game though, so you now just became retarded.
---B O N E B O Y---
Health: 75/10
Power: ∞+∞-1/10 (-1 from sadboy)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 16/19
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---Undercover Skellyboy---
Health: 1/2 (Spys are weak)
Intellect: Rick and Morty fan
---Doughnut---
???: Cum-filled
---This Guy (Post-Monopoly)---
Health: ???
Power: ???
Luck: ???
Defense: ???
Intellect: Retarded
im only retartted hahaa
You do indeed find it, but it requires a lot of resources, many of which you don't have.
He calls you a fag, you fag.
No, there can only be 2 skellies.
---B O N E B O Y---
Health: 75/10
Power: ∞+∞-1/10 (-1 from sadboy)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 16/19
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---Undercover Skellyboy---
Health: 1/2 (Spys are weak)
Intellect: Rick and Morty fan
---Doughnut---
???: Cum-filled
---This Guy (Post-Monopoly)---
Health: ???
Power: ???
Luck: ???
Defense: ???
Intellect: Retarded
TAKE DOWN ATTEMPT. ARMBAR.
as a cum filled doghnut I starter methamorphing into a SDGH 1 (Super Doghnut 1) and I aquired a spiky yellow hair with some pink tinge to them and small happy Flowey ready to devour anyone on top
He feels the oncoming attack in his bones, so he braces. You do 2 damage.
---B O N E B O Y---
Health: 73/10
Power: ∞+∞-1/10 (-1 from sadboy)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 16/19
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---Undercover Skellyboy---
Health: 1/2 (Spys are weak)
Intellect: Rick and Morty fan
---Doughnut---
???: Cum-filled
---This Guy (Post-Monopoly)---
Health: ???
Power: ???
Luck: ???
Defense: ???
Intellect: Retarded
Holler out in troll language to see if I can get the troll that obviously lives under the bridge to come smash this skellyass
I try this again but this time I am trying with red hair and no flowey as this was probably a reason why I failed ;/
Oi vey. That was a effective failure. Flowey kills you cuz kill be killed or bullshit. Fuck you for making me make a shitty pun about a shitty game you little shit. Also ur gey hahahaha.
---B O N E B O Y---
Health: 73/10
Power: ∞+∞-1/10 (-1 from sadboy)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 16/19
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---Undercover Skellyboy---
Health: 1/2 (Spys are weak)
Intellect: Rick and Morty fan
---This Guy (Post-Monopoly)---
Health: ???
Power: ???
Luck: ???
Defense: ???
Intellect: Retarded
post monopoly thisg u y SHRIEKS WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSNA DFRANKIE MACDONALD AUTISMS...
Since I have B O N E B O Y's trust, he puts me in charge of his personal army of scary midget skeletons.
Uh oh. It was a Homestuck troll. Are you sure you want this?
No, cum-doughnut is ded
---B O N E B O Y---
Health: 73/10
Power: ∞+∞-1/10 (-1 from sadboy)
Luck: ∞/10
Defense: ∞/10
Intellect: Spooktastic
---Sup Forums---
Health: 16/19
Power: 7/10 (+3 from spooked buff, -4 from low moral)
Luck: 7/10
Defense: 10/10
Intellect: Autistic
---Undercover Skellyboy---
Health: 1/2 (Spys are weak)
Intellect: Rick and Morty fan
---This Guy (Post-Monopoly)---
Health: ???
Power: ???
Luck: ???
Defense: ???
Intellect: Retarded
Shove a fork in my ass and scream “REEEEEE” for an hour straight
I am going to ram him with a remote controlled 1973 AMC Gremlin loaded with rotten baloney for extra weight.