Waifu thread

Waifu thread

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Umi
so you're a faggot?

Tomo
tired, went to aunts house to put together furniture she got toda

Well I'm dating Mako, so probably.

Yui sorta reminds me of spongebob

Get down from there.

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No

Why not?

Because

How did you do?

I'm sorry for making fun of you for listening to Grimes that one time

>tfw Aki never made you a ohayou even though you were on the list.
Kill V. Maim is actually good though.

who?

took like 4 hours to put together some shitty table from china

I don't even remember you doing that so it's cool

This fucking faggot

Well fine then.

not even ikea?

I had a dream my family beat up a kid over 2 dollars

You never made Umi ones of those, I was so upset when I realised.

Just flip the originals and crop.
Only convicts allowed up here

looks like a pretty big faggot

worse than ikea, the holes for the screws werent big enough for the screws that came with it

tell miho to wash his truck

Eh?

I got 3 tickets, that's convict enough!

My one and only

That would involve me not yelling at Mako.

He's a huge faggot

You havent been arrested
I forgot how you like doing that

I know that feel.

The upside-down ones. You never made any of Umi

It's one of my favourite pastimes.

as big a faggot as trap claimer?

do you though? when was the last time you had to put together furniture

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I meant the holes arent big enough for my screw usually heh

>checked
stop trying to fuck little girls then

Maybe even bigger.

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he likes rotary engines, only faggots like rotary engines

not even full grown men can take it silly

damn thats some intense faggotry

why were you testing it out on men?

Rood

It's quite something...

you know it's true, there's so few of them that they have to belong to the rotary church of LATTER DAY TAINTS and band together to fist bump (and touch butts)

I... genuinely have no response to this.

Why not?
2nd row pic 3 is best

so what show is your waifu from?

nigga thats gay

True but still funny.

I honestly prefer regular Umi.

Love Live. I'm unfortunately complete and total idol trash. Funnily enough, had I not watched it I'd be claiming your waifu.

Ehh. Oh well.

oh god what

nothing beats teen shinobu

are you actually bisexual?

youtube.com/watch?v=ffu0chtm-CY

and with that i'm going to bed, suck a dick, dumb shits

You mean glasses shinobu

I'm not sure, I kind of prefer Kiss-Shot now.

way to dodge the question

full power kiss-shot is hot too, but i like teen better

centro centro

I want her to step on me.

yea im not into that

give me your candy
cute ears

Neither am I really. I'd rather be her tbh.

earlover, never told me where you live to come get those reeses

step on your waifu

Its no fun to just answer. Cute pic
You got to come to the door wearing a costume

Umi is too pure for that.

thats a yes then

why would you want a "pure" waifu

I just like her, simple as that

No.

whats her personality like

yes

perfect the answer is unknown

why would I you could kidnap me or something
then I'll go the next day for the leftovers

you're just a horny kid

i just want some reese's

Still need a costume
I dont know what would give you that idea

are you denying it?

Just dont know where you got that from to begin with.

I got kitkat
next day

lots of dirty talk, and you jerk it alot

gross

You dont get a single piece unless you are in costume

Gib me candy

So?
Fine just get to my door.

no candy for rory

No can do

you wouldnt jerk it if you werent horny

then no can do on the candy

Heard some children refused to go to our house because we scare them

they are tasty as well
too much peanut butter in reese's
will Kirie as fish do ?

Pretty sure thats normal enough
Course

No air mail? Boo, not cool

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I dont have mars bars though
smol jill!

i dont like kitkat, and reeses dont have any peanut butter in them, its peanut flavored fudge

so you must be horny then, thus calling you a horny kid

hi slut

DISQUALIFIED

yo.
donut vamp.

Fly high
Feel your mother at your side
Don't you know you've got my eyes
I can make you fly high
You'll be happy all the time
I know you can make it right

good send all then
still peanut
and a lot

Send ketchup plz

how are you tonight?

and its good, pairs well with chocolate

every inch of my body aches and it's going to be even worse tomorrow. you?

not too horny
Ive never even had one tbh
Laying down yet?
No come here
Have none

youtu.be/CNYemYxN9CA

need pills, need water. need to find paper for phone call in morning. need to write email. need to light incense.

why aching? just tired had to help build/move some furniture today

are still horny tho

I want rory to crew my tonks. Are they good?
What kind? That ones easy. What kind of call? Emails are easy. I cant take much incense last time it made me sick
I suppose.

Send lemon hands

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