I want to marry Isabelle!

I want to marry Isabelle!

shes a dog

I see don't see your point

Too bad, she's not real you degenerate faggot.

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don't be so sure...

>I WaNt tO mArRy IsAbeLlE!

well, i do

You can't. Stop living in a bubble. Go take a bath and a hair cut and get a real girl.

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>Go take a bath
i actually take an unhealthy amount of showers
like 2+ a day
>a hair cut
i did last week!
>get a real girl.
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Good. Do you have a job though?

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inb4 OP is a NEET faggot

i work minimum wage but i do work

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How do you have a girl. What would you rate your self?

>How do you have a girl.
(i'm assuming you meant how do you not)
i don't really want one to be honest
i'm happy with my waifu
>What would you rate your self?
pretty average. like a 6?

What do you work as?

Wtf hurpy, this isn't healthy.

fast food
looking for a comfier job right now at like a dollar store or something though

Are you the cook or the cashier?

cook

Are any of your employees women of your age?

Sorry, I don't think you understood
SHE'S A DOG

Hurpyhooves I know that's you

He just needs a real girl to replace her.

no
no

if there ever has been perfection, it's her

at least this guy gets it

>2+ a day

Jesus, dude. Too many showers can not only strip the natural helpful oils in your hair, since your shampoo doesn't differentiate between the helpful oils and the grease and shit, but scrubbing too much washing your body can cause damaged skin, rashes, etcetera. 2-3 showers a week if what should be normal, not every other day and certainly not 2-3 times a fucking day.

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>2-3 showers a week

Fuckin normie

>ignores the points made
>provides no counter evidence
>quotes me and includes a vomit picture

Yep that sums up Sup Forums pretty well.