Please state the nature of the medical emergency

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

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I always wondered if the Dr. was actually consciousness. But personally I don't believe that consciousness can be emulated.

I'm as conscious as anyone else, just let me grab my mobile emitter.

We are conscious, we are emulated. Why not?
it's just a bunch of cause and effect, neurons lighting up, chemicals bouncing around.

They did it with a worm, mapped all of it's cells out and emulate it in a virtual environment

openworm

He desperately wanted to bone 7of9, which is the definitive test of sentience.

Transvulcan transgenderism.

>Well, that is one way of putting it.

hey doc. I am hungry, homeless and afraid
what can you give me? preferably something to put me to death. When my mom dies, I'll be living on the street, I really don't want to experience that

A brain map is not a brain though. If you did this with a human brain there would not be a subjective sense of being conscious.

I want to bone the fuck outta her and I'm not even a trekkie

I have been exposed to radiation while working by the engine. Can I sue star fleet for damages?

Why didn't you save her?

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noice

send help

saw episode 7, freaked me out

Can't. Federation regulation.

dat borg booty

She was on the wrong ship, for starters.

The enterprise had one too.

>Doc was not online at the time.

there's no way to prove that claim.
there's no way to prove that you have any conscious awareness, and are not a figment of my imagination (or me yours)

if you emulated every neuron firing in correct order, there is no way to claim a consciousness does not exist within that program, in fact, it most likely does.

One what?

Emergency Medical Hologram.

there's no way to prove that claim.

She didn't want to be saved.

But isn't that against Starfleet protocol

Quick doctor I need help! Niggers tongue punched my fart box!

Oh yeah. You're welcome!

You have already lost, it is illogical to resist.

please

Nope, sry.

What kind of doctor are you to not save him?

I made no claim so you're right
I made an assessment with logic and reason. The universe operates off causality. Cause and effect, there is nothing magical about consciousness, it is science. as is all else in the universe, if it can exist because of causality, it can exist because of emulation of causality.

So... I had a 'diplomatic exchange' with two of the Andorian genders. Is it normal to have blue patches on my privates parts?

The kind bound by regulations and programming that would prevent me from doing so.

Help us kill whitey

Quick doc, i think he's on his pon farr. you have to help him!

Damn it Jim if he won't save him I will!!!

space aids

Thanks vlad

>Be like Tuvok, negroid. Logic would help your kind towards being functioning human-beings.

I've been having problems with my vaginal implant, would you mind taking a look?

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Voyager actors are so cursed. Read about Kes too. & Janeway aged like milk rather than wine.

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Jeri still looks good though.
If it were 1996 I *might* be tempted to go with Kes because of the cuteness factor, but now… sadly there's no longer any question.

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what is this monstrosity

I'm slowly getting more bored with my life and I wanna die. Plz help.

Kek, Kes is a freak I bet she's a complete slut

Imho Jadzia Dax was the hottest woman from any of the franchise. 2nd was Ro Laren. Jeri Ryan is hot as fuck but the costume/ borg getup always came off as too tacky for me.

Bob looks like a badass nowadays.

I suggest a mild analgesic, administered anally

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She did the Harry. Begged her way back on board. Hollywood wanna be Weinstein victim mentality

This realm and all who dwell within it now belongs to Dr. Chaotica I shall have my revenge on Arachnia and Captain Proton and all those who stand in my way. Prepare the death ray...muhaha...muhahahaha...muhhahahahhahaha!

>sweet trips
youtube.com/watch?v=yw7lUMC-m3Q

DS9 would have been better with Ro instead of Kira y/n
>inb4 mole

t. Walter White

only if it was Ro Loli

Doctor my Klingon cock is itches and burns like the fires of Tartarus.

>Voyager actors are so cursed.
except for the actress that played Naomi Wildman

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Experience bij!

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>No more blah blah. Bonk bonk on the head.

DIO CHE NELL ALMA INFONDERE AMOR VOLOSTI E SPEME

want to play some kadis-kot with my balls?

She evolved into Odo.

i see what you did there

doc I had this dream that I was totally banging the captain. I blew my wad in her and everything and got her pregnant. It was just a dream right...and you won't tell B'Elanna?

member me?

Captain Proton to the rescue

DS9 would have been better with tubgirl instead of fucking Kira, the annoying cunt.
> Dax is best

Agreed!

Tom, being pegged by the Captain's giant rubber cock is not "fucking the Captain." You were fucked by the Captain. Just accept that you're a little bitch.

>Dax is best
yes she is

not so fast Proton! Are you forgetting that Arachnia is to be my bride? It was all a ruse to get you here. Lonzak seize him!

Pew
(captain proton shoots Lonzac with his ray run)
Give it up Chaotica, its over

Ha, you're no match for Arachnia

I just nutted but I want to fap more.

am I too late to help

why didn't you just erase seven of nines consciousness and just keep her body?

Hai guise

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yes! i know how you feel...

I stepped on a lego

hottest version

>Jadzia Dax was the hottest woman from any of the franchise
VERY NO

I fucked this clam, and now I think I might have clamydia.

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I rather liked Kira

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