/heem/: claudia gadelha edition

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This one 2bh

She looks like someone who would have nice feet but they are gross

do any girls in mma have nice feet? i imagine they're all veiny and haggard.

Free fite

Obese Black Dad versus Old Prehistoric Caveman

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Do we really need two threads.

Is she our girl since she's rivals with Joanna who is Reddit's girl?

How is a foot nice?

Fag detected

It isn't unless you are mentally ill.

Yes. Claudia loves guns and America.

You think gay men don't fuck feet?

>tfw no roid monkey gf

Be completely honest: Are you watching Bellator tonight?

Nah I'm too sleepy for that, gonna watch the main event tomorrow morning and recommended spicy fights

I want to see Rampage get heemed

yes

Freddie Roach has CTE. Ali has CTE.

Rate your ability to take a punch. I'm a notch better than Roy Nelson.

One time in a backyard boxing match I got hit right on the button and knocked down but not out

Al is going to beat the shit out of Diego

Why no Bellator picks?

I had my nose broken and my lip cut like Lawler did against Rory and I've haven't been knocked down in either of those fights, so I'd say 9/10

Gotta wait to see if the mod deletes this thread or the other one before posting.

Aren't picks usually taken during the week tho? I only make picks after weigh ins

2 threads back
only 3 people lol

Damn, /heem/ is officially ded. If 210 doesn't bring it back to life, only Ronda or McGregor can save this shit hole

Only KK has nice feet

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Anyone else feel like it is ok to steal Bellator but not UFC? Scott doesn't seem like he would mind

it's free though

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no one had even mentioned him

He lives rent free in heart of the h8rs.

>having to stream spike

Wow.

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Schaub had to go to the hospital a lot :(

coralsprings you need to ride your bike to this tomorrow

Someone already told me about this last thread. I have to study for an exam and I have work to take care of. I've already met JDS. It's a 15 minute drive plus I have to wait in line. Could be there an hour for all I know.

>not getting joanna to hold a /heem/ sign

My brother has met her. Said it was extremely awkward because she pretended to not understand English or maybe really just didn't understand English. He said she froze up when he started talking to her outside a restaurant. My brother pulled out his phone for a picture and Mike Brown walked up to them and got visibly pissed.

mike brown is 4 foot 2
don't disappoint me big brown bro

She's cute.

I'd love to sexually grapple with her.

Funny story I met Nick Diaz outside of the Amway Center in Orlando when Nate was fighting Michael Johnson. I'm 6'0" and stood next to Nick for a picture. I was a few inches taller than him. Nick is billed at 6'0" when you google it.

Is there anyone that you know 100% could beat schaub in a hypothetical matchup? I can't, Schaub is just such a tough, versatile warrior with so much heart. You CANNOT count him out when fighting with the likes of a prime fedor or prime Velasquez cuz you know Schaub could easily find a way to win

So the guy on the left is a high-schooler right?

Joe Rogan wins, TKO by verbal beatdown

Schaub bless brother. I would take Schaub over Fedor nowadays, but I'm willing to admit he would lose to Cain. I'm a die-hard fan as you know - but imo Cain is the greatest heavyweight to ever live.

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>Schaub could easily find a way to win
yeah by DQ

You're wasting your time bro. They love me.

>2 active threads

me on the left

yeah but threadwars was NewsOPs fault

no one is saying come to my thread with 5 links like he did every time

this is just a matter of the mod clearing it up

>/heem/ is so autistic that it can't just use one thread without the mods telling them which one to use by deleting the other thread wars threads
>this happens in no other general

Happens in a lot of generals

t. General expert

very nice angle

Who is your favorite woman fighter of all time (any league)?

No?

Anyone got a good site for the bellator main card?
I know about the undercard on mmafighting.
Thanks

It's on Spike TV (free)

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I'm going to fuck your mom and give you a little sister

That must feel so cathartic.

what about this one?

How many bongs until bellator?

28 bings

so close!!!

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>I posted it again!

normal image compression this time tho

what in the fuck?

Dubai?

cris took a trip

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I doubt any Sheiks would want to piss and shit on Cyborg but I could be wrong

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H8ers btfo once again

Abu Dhabi actually

it's not fundamentalism, Its weighted armor

sounds plausible

top cringe

heeminder

havent kekd so much in a while

WE ARE LIVE
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mittrione?

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>charles oliveira is good

Thanks lad. I thought lelator was tomorrow

damn i wish i had a gf who wouldn't mind getting punched in the stomach pretty hard occasionally

>tfw no trap mma gf

Chael's voice is so annoying

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fucking stupid region lock and if i use a vpn it has to buffer every 15 sec

Dont worry. Most bellator prelims are pretty trash.

>scared of being in guard

GET IN HIS FUCKING GUARD BRO

he's destroying him on the feet. why would he do it?

hes gonna lose his sack if hes not careful

his nuts are made of steel or something