My philosophy professor asks for examples of oxymorons

>my philosophy professor asks for examples of oxymorons
>roastie in the back says "ethical capitalism"

"funny women"

Smart blacks

"Successful Communism"

Traps are not gay

Anarcho-communism

Generous Hebrews

that's not an oxymoron

communism btfo

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Confederate Winners

newfag

Human Rights

Straight OP

traps are not a sexuality you goddamn retard

Gay straight men

straight gay men.

should have said communism and food

i troled u hard

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