/nzg/ - New Zealand General
/nzg/ - New Zealand General
why are ID's even a thing.
Any fellow Rusfags in auckland?
You're late.
My sister dated a russian guy for a while, I always thought he seemed slightly retarded.
pics of sisters bobs and vagene
I miss the old /nzg/
Straight off the dole /nzg/
Chop up some mull /nzg/
Smoke another bowl /nzg/
Hutt Valley checking in. Fuck it's been hot the last few days. Got exam tomorrow, shitting my pants about it
Napier here, what the fuck happens in these threads
Nothing much lately.
What about if /nzg/ made a song about /nzg/?
I love you like /nzg/ loves /nzg/ .
any of you actually been to Napier
asl? open bobs
hastings cunt, and fuck nothin
Many times. Some of them sober.
well shit that would be a first
eww Hastings
These threads get better and worse by the day
How many horis on this thread
Someone post Alyssa pantie pics already
eh fuck what are you gonna do
why the fuck would i do anything, Hastings is shit it speaks for itself
labour is going to drive us into a ditch lol
just don't shit your pants in the actual exam
Da
This is a really shitty Australia thread.
>Upper Hurt user checking in
I got exams next week
Hutt*
Looking 4 four20 hookup westauck
go to this every year
Jesus Christ, what's the point of a band logo that you can't even read?
i can mostly read them.
dubs and I post them.
I can't make any sense of the top left one, and the 3rd down on the right.
Is this real?
can yous watch my milk for a bit?
Fuck no
i suppose when you see such logos every day you kind of learn to read them, just like learning to understand the lyrics death metal songs.
Yeah I can read all of them, you get used to it. Any valhalla frequenting welli fags here
Bruh I'm so NZ faggot tonight.
I'm drawing up plans to make a crappy trailer while browsing listings for tractors to see if I can buy one I could put a belcher built loader on.
Going to go to work tomorrow and talk about the tractors I looked at with workmates. God help them.
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Wow
The nudes don't exist
fuck forgot the e, you get the idea though
I go down to welli from auk for valhalla gigs frequently, next one will probably be the bulletbelt/bastardizer show.
tfw flatmate and his friend slowly building up a fleet of scooters in the garage
Nyoo Zillun
>be my mum
>decades ago
>in wanganui
>at a pub
>winston peters comes in
>woman screams "you're an asshole"
>Winston Peters replies "atleast I can stop being an asshole, you can't stop being ugly"
Lol
POST DICK PICS
samefag
She starts her new job tomorrow
I posted the story someone else replied cunt
POST PICTURES OF YOUR BIG COCKS :3
That's plagiarised from Churchill.
No, my big cock is only for my internet girlfriend who gives me permission to wank.
fuck off and die, you sheep molesting fucking retards.
I missed the old /nzg/ the idbro /nzg/
the jenga jinga chchjesus /nzg.
I could be your internet girlfriend ;)
No, there can be only one. My heart is loyal.
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if new sealand is a real country then why did they plagiarize australia's flag
checkmate atheists
Your heart may be loyal, but your dick doesn't have to be
Because I'm a moon truther
This shit is gay but hot, carry on fam
Anyone else from shitty Gisborne
It looks nothing alike
Anyone else got a hot wheely grill with a functioning pussy who wants to fuck them and be their gf?
ayyyyyyyyy
Hey I'll settle for a functioning pussy or dick, I'm not fussy
Incorrect, for when my heart beats, so does my erection, so closely are they connected.
Fuck me pls
Australia is objectively better than New Zealand.
Well I'm fixing to make your dick throb, not beat, so incompatible we are
How about fuck yes
My dick throbs only for her and her sacred nudes, begone temptress.
And as fast I was summoned, so soon shall I be cast away. As you wish, Master.
The OGs.
Please please fuck me, I need a good dicking
what genitals do you have?
Sup cunts, Christchurch reporting in.
None, I took a belt sander to my groin so I could be perfectly ambiguous.
I'm a dude sadly, I promise I'll take your dick good tho
Unfortunately doll, I don't have a dıck to grace you with
I have always wanted to fuck Barbie
Even a strap on works, or just make me your sex slave, I want you to use me
I'm well rehearsed with a strap on so you're in luck. But I'll make you get on your knees and beg me to fuck you, like a good slave would do
Please mistress, I need you, please please fuck me with your big strap on, fill my tight boy pussy
You are MINE. I will use you how I choose to
Ok mistress, what ever you say, I am just your fuck toy
Do you trust me?
Yes mistress
Take it somewhere else guys, gross.