/nzg/ - New Zealand General

/nzg/ - New Zealand General

why are ID's even a thing.

Any fellow Rusfags in auckland?

You're late.

My sister dated a russian guy for a while, I always thought he seemed slightly retarded.

pics of sisters bobs and vagene

I miss the old /nzg/
Straight off the dole /nzg/
Chop up some mull /nzg/
Smoke another bowl /nzg/

Hutt Valley checking in. Fuck it's been hot the last few days. Got exam tomorrow, shitting my pants about it

Napier here, what the fuck happens in these threads

Nothing much lately.

What about if /nzg/ made a song about /nzg/?

I love you like /nzg/ loves /nzg/ .

any of you actually been to Napier

asl? open bobs

hastings cunt, and fuck nothin

Many times. Some of them sober.

well shit that would be a first

eww Hastings

These threads get better and worse by the day

How many horis on this thread

Someone post Alyssa pantie pics already

eh fuck what are you gonna do

why the fuck would i do anything, Hastings is shit it speaks for itself

labour is going to drive us into a ditch lol

just don't shit your pants in the actual exam

Da

This is a really shitty Australia thread.

>Upper Hurt user checking in
I got exams next week

Hutt*

Looking 4 four20 hookup westauck

go to this every year

Jesus Christ, what's the point of a band logo that you can't even read?

i can mostly read them.

dubs and I post them.

I can't make any sense of the top left one, and the 3rd down on the right.

Is this real?

can yous watch my milk for a bit?

Fuck no

i suppose when you see such logos every day you kind of learn to read them, just like learning to understand the lyrics death metal songs.

Yeah I can read all of them, you get used to it. Any valhalla frequenting welli fags here

Bruh I'm so NZ faggot tonight.

I'm drawing up plans to make a crappy trailer while browsing listings for tractors to see if I can buy one I could put a belcher built loader on.

Going to go to work tomorrow and talk about the tractors I looked at with workmates. God help them.

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Wow

The nudes don't exist

fuck forgot the e, you get the idea though

I go down to welli from auk for valhalla gigs frequently, next one will probably be the bulletbelt/bastardizer show.

tfw flatmate and his friend slowly building up a fleet of scooters in the garage

Nyoo Zillun

>be my mum
>decades ago
>in wanganui
>at a pub
>winston peters comes in
>woman screams "you're an asshole"
>Winston Peters replies "atleast I can stop being an asshole, you can't stop being ugly"

Lol

POST DICK PICS

samefag

She starts her new job tomorrow

I posted the story someone else replied cunt

POST PICTURES OF YOUR BIG COCKS :3

That's plagiarised from Churchill.

No, my big cock is only for my internet girlfriend who gives me permission to wank.

fuck off and die, you sheep molesting fucking retards.

I missed the old /nzg/ the idbro /nzg/
the jenga jinga chchjesus /nzg.

I could be your internet girlfriend ;)

No, there can be only one. My heart is loyal.

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if new sealand is a real country then why did they plagiarize australia's flag

checkmate atheists

Your heart may be loyal, but your dick doesn't have to be

Because I'm a moon truther

This shit is gay but hot, carry on fam

Anyone else from shitty Gisborne

It looks nothing alike

Anyone else got a hot wheely grill with a functioning pussy who wants to fuck them and be their gf?

ayyyyyyyyy

Hey I'll settle for a functioning pussy or dick, I'm not fussy

Incorrect, for when my heart beats, so does my erection, so closely are they connected.

Fuck me pls

Australia is objectively better than New Zealand.

Well I'm fixing to make your dick throb, not beat, so incompatible we are

How about fuck yes

My dick throbs only for her and her sacred nudes, begone temptress.

And as fast I was summoned, so soon shall I be cast away. As you wish, Master.

The OGs.

Please please fuck me, I need a good dicking

what genitals do you have?

Sup cunts, Christchurch reporting in.

None, I took a belt sander to my groin so I could be perfectly ambiguous.

I'm a dude sadly, I promise I'll take your dick good tho

Unfortunately doll, I don't have a dıck to grace you with

I have always wanted to fuck Barbie

Even a strap on works, or just make me your sex slave, I want you to use me

I'm well rehearsed with a strap on so you're in luck. But I'll make you get on your knees and beg me to fuck you, like a good slave would do

Please mistress, I need you, please please fuck me with your big strap on, fill my tight boy pussy

You are MINE. I will use you how I choose to

Ok mistress, what ever you say, I am just your fuck toy

Do you trust me?

Yes mistress

Take it somewhere else guys, gross.