It's time for the weekly Sup Forums board conference

It's time for the weekly Sup Forums board conference.
Different boards report in.

Sup Forums and /ck/ here.

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Sup Forums Present

>okay
Sup Forums reporting in but I have just signed executive order to become chairman.

/x/ and all unseen entities here

As chairman, I request /Ck/ to provide epic lunch for this meeting.

Sup Forums get that shit out of your mouth and start taking the minutes.

/x/ what is our first order of business?

>epic lunch
i too want epic lunch
i propose for epic bacon

I suggest we deal with all the fucking skinwalkers in the lobby. this is a respectable business damn it and I don't want this place sullied by the lack of proper paranormal maintenance funding.

Also we request that /fit/ be present for at least one of these meetings. I mean really.

All for epic bacon lunch say aye
Aye

Surprisingly /sci/ taking a break from the lab.

/d/ reporting

Sup Forums here, I brought the gavel. Who wants the floor, first?

While you were busy didly daliying in your lab, I was doing ground breaking research into toughest area of math - the triple integrals. Actual /sci/ representing

Your request has been heard and noted.
Your request to deal with the skinwalkers in the lobby is approved.
Please use leather injection as means of death so /diy/ have minimal work involved in cleaning up the bodies.
Also /fit/ will not be happy with our choice for lunch. /Ck/ please order some vegan crap for them.

/gif reporting

Now we have /sci/ here the meeting can begin.
First order of business Sup Forums?

>/Gif/
>Not black-trap-cuck porn
Phony detected

/Sci/ requests a formal, unanimously agreed upon by all representatives, definition of this "business" you speak of

Hey now we are not all that bad.

/x/ wants us to hire some south american shamans to cast protection spells around the office in order to avoid demons and ghosts

/bant/ reporting in

I was actually hoping you would post some for the glory of kek of course

A board meeting? Well, I am Keanu Reeves' acting coach. I guess I'm in the wrong place.

/x/ here, its it the shaman thing, also can we please cover all mirrors in this room

After all these years I just noticed this pic is fake. I can tell by the pixels and shit

>slowclap
have you thought about joining the cia?

/wsr/ here!

You have to go back

p-p-plank. Is that you?

why? I could help burying /po/'s body if you want!

Oh Jesus here we go
Agreed. I suggest we discuss the likelihood and plan of attack to getting /trap/ board created for all of the faggots faggoting up Sup Forums
Any better suggestions for our first order of business?
Also, where the fuck is our lunch /Ck/?

Pic related

/x/ agrees

also where the fuck is /lit/ and /r9k/ ?

Aren't there rules for this? That if an amount of x threads reach a specific number y they should get their own designated board?

I have a point to make.
I'm always on Sup Forums/b
I noticed these 2 days of halloween that there were certain kinds of threads missing who normally were always there.
The threads that make Sup Forums/b shit were gone for more then 48 hours.
No loli threads
No trap threads
No how do you compete white boy threads
No right wing bait threads
No cuck threads
No how did it come to this (feminist threads)
No how does this make you feel threads
No trump hate threads.

And now they are ALL back.

Are we being attacked?
Or is this coincedence?



and more....

How much will this cost /x/? We are on a limited budget here. Please provide accurate costs.

Sup Forums here

About tree fiddy

We could always ask /n/ to ship the shamans along with a few hundred kilos of cocaine to smooth out the budget a little

isn't Sup Forums better at shipping?

-/wsr/

I brought pizza guys....courtesy of /bant/

Interesting post.
The number of these threads has been growing experiential lay, hence the growing discord on Sup Forums.
At what rate in % do you feel it is justified to request, no expect that they get their own board to piss off to?
A fucking conspiracy!
We need /x/ in on this one

Uh.. want some help with that?

-/wsr/

/x/ here, the deepstate wants us to ignore the fact that the earth is flat and surrounding Antarctica so they needed a way to distract us, hence the threads

/svk/ here
just raided habbo hotel, shit was SO cash

Fucking bant :/
Can you confirm shipping costs with Sup Forums. If the shamans can be shipped in boxes with air holes and they won't snort all the coke, I believe we will have a unanimous approval for this one.

what if they were out trick or treating? Or making Halloween things? or watching films?

Green text that shit /svk/
Hoping /Ck/ finally gets back with lunch so we can discuss on our break.

warning!!!111!!1 this tthread isn't on the front of Sup Forums anymore!

we should have put the thread in instead, the meta affects us all

Sup Forums reporting for business and chicken tendies

Wholly fuck, we have opened up the rabbit hole and the mods are not happy. What do men? Are we being backtracked?

we might transfer if you want or other boards that we can post on

>got Sup Forumslackup
>the pool was closed due to AIDS

The quality of posts went through the roof.
I think someone is deliberately trying to make Sup Forums a shit site.

This is the only famous site with freedom of speech left. And you can do anything on Sup Forums if its not in fight with the law.

What if they are trying to stop this site of becomming a front for the alt right?

They would be doing a great job at it.

I doubt other boards have this many cross posters, this is random after all

Nice. Did you bring enough tendies for us all? We are famished. /Ck/ has forsaken us.

I thought you guys already had them.
Well, back to the basement I guess.

>What if they are trying to stop this site of becomming a front for the alt right?
Good because I'm really getting tired of your shit. Both the alt right and alt left are unhinged. Some us just want to enjoy our lives and have some fun once in a while anonymously without being bombarded by alt political shit all the time.

lets make a codeword for raiding the threads mentioned in it should be 'Wipe' due to the site's nickname being 'the asshole of the internet' and the threads being shit

/ck/ where is our lunch?

Very interesting theory. I believe the mods are all Antifa supporting scum, so it would make sense that they would want to promote fagging up Sup Forums like they have been doing so well at recently.

This

It's the beta conspiracy. They're turning sad Sup Forums betas into faggot cucks. Real /x/ here. This is an actual psyop. By turning you gay and cucked, you emasculated yourself and end your bloodline. Only true alphas have the capacity of free thought. Good luck other boards...

/his/ is here

I second this motion.
Anyone have the wipe jpg from Sup Forums?

Salute. Now we need an order of small boys. Who's going to take care of that

REAL /x/ here, don't listen to this /fit/ liar, the reptilians are using mindcontrol to change peoples thoughts to align with the jew elite since the jews will accept any world changing event to acquire more power and wealth

>Real /x/
>Sounds like Sup Forums
Who your tryna fool?

/x/ doesn't use beta/alpha concepts in terms of people, only brainwave manipulation and demonic cryptography

I agree.
We need to take matters in our own hands.
The mods can't do anything becouse it would defeat the purpose of a free board.
How do we gett more attention to
-Operation wipe-
How do we make Sup Forums great again?

the real /x/ will have the best /x/-tan porn

in other words, tits or gtfo

This is me, and that butt is 4 chan.

Hey the robots are here

Spamming trap and sissy threads with normal hairy assholes with meme 'hairy trap is best trap' could be a start.
After all, they already have /lgbt/ board to fag up.

I have an ear ache now

Sup Forums here

I say fire all the mods and make everyone in this thread a mod, place would get cleaned up real quick

Holy crap are you new here? We've tried spamming their threads for years, nothing works. Same thing with bronies. Nothing helped until they got their own board

oh my god your right
give the cancer their own boards

I lost.
Thanks for checking in Sup Forums

>Make me mod
>Execute order 66
>Kill all other mods
>Become supreme ruler of 4chins
>Use the combined intellectual power of 4chins to take over the world

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/tg/ reporting in, We have grown more concerned about cross board bleed infecting our Magical Realm.

It works by showing to the mods how much we hate their faggotry here. Also pisses off all the faggots our lord Kek demands it.

It still doesn't help.
There are always trap threads.
And i have the feeling all these threads are done by the same group of people who make all these gay nigger leftist feminist threads to fuck Sup Forums/b/ up.

>Spamming trap and sissy threads with normal hairy assholes with meme 'hairy trap is best trap' could be a start.

Is not going to help

The only time on the years ive been on here that i saw a effective meme.
Was the 'shitted.com' meme.
It was only for a week or so.
But it was effective.

/k/ is here, praise be to the /k/ube. Ave nex alea.

thx /k/, constructive criticism, this will be taken into account

We've been trying it for years. Mods don't care, and phaggots are immune to it. We had the same fight with bronies years ago. Nothing worked until they got their own board. Even then some of them kept coming back to mess with us for a while, bit eventually they stopped coming here. You can make it uncomfortable for them all you want but if they don't have anywhere else to go, they won't go.

Now we're worshipping the Borg. Thanks Skynet

Modless Tuesday

Can we get on with the agenda? What is the next topic on the discussion?

Modless weekdays

That pic just makes me sad
Shitted was successful meme I agree. Those crazy Finnish bastards.
Why not photoshop all traps with a bear trap in their ass, or something similar, with meme faggot trap is AIDS trap.
Gotta be something some smart user can come up with.

Is not of Borg, komrade. Is glorious murder/k/ube. Ave nex alea, molon labe.

post normal girls in trap threads, don't tell anyone its a girl until about 10-15 replies later

I'm ready for lunch now. Next order of business after lunch?
Where the fuck is fucking /Ck/? I'd settle for a sammich at this stage.

Do you think the shitted meme can be brought back to life? It was effective maybe it can be again.

I like you a user,

How about the cleansing of /y/ ?

You might have something there. I could post Mandy if you want?