Mfw not Japanese

>mfw not Japanese
I can't stand it anymore.

you can't stand boland? kurwa

No actually I'm just baiting, I live in a super cosy city.

this one?

>no church in the middle
Mario please.

that is bad
because?

I'm going to Japon next week

CHI

What? Sorry but I'm not very familiar with Sup Forums memes, please inform me

Because I will never buy takoyaki from a old guy who runs a street food joint since 1960.

wattu!?
fakkingu gaijin dowo aanto werukamu

Greek food is better

I'll never buy polish slut since i'm poor

>tfw no comfy scenes like this

I'm Greek

Greek food is oretty good desu.

If given the chance to visit Poland or Japan I'd choose Poland every time.

Greek food is good and I wonder how is nip food, I bought tickets to Japan some time ago and I'm going there this year so I'll see for myself how the food and women are.

food is 10/10 but not that good for eastern europoor because we have completely defferent culture.
women are ugly. just ugly.

I ate some Japanese food before and went out with a Japanese female student for few months, I liked most of the food beside some super spicy shrimp soup with milk.

*besides

onry japan havu four seasonu

is that Mordor?

Why do polish say pola~~

Serious question.

Why do the Japanese have such a good eye for aesthetics?

Their cities often look like souless shit though, and everything is covered in spray/marker jibberish.

It's mostly the oriental charm that gets us.

If it becomes even very very soft argument , polish always ask random European for helping yourself

One thing I am fascinated about japan is how they speak in such a deep and mysterious way.
Or maybe it's just because of google translate.

I have translation machine in my head as you have brown spaghetti machine on your arse

>tfw no korean waifu

...

japan =/= anime you stupid weaboo

What the fuck.

ZITTO ANIMALE

happy now?

what a dumb pole
onri japan habu foo sizun is correct

hi isu e- retaadetto fona-

how did I do?