How do I get my boring gf to be more adventurous Sup Forums?

How do I get my boring gf to be more adventurous Sup Forums?

>pic related her ass

Booze, marijuana

>That's not your girlfriend
>You're both boring pieces of shit
>Sage

Bonnie & Clyde style crime spree.

If I knew the answer I would tell you. My wife is pretty boring and has been since we were dating. She was/is OK with some very light bondage but that’s it. No anal, nothing crazy. It sucks.

Fuck her with a broken glass bottle .

why did you marry her?

She’s literally perfect in every other way. Treats me great, smart, good job, like my family, fun to be around, She even wants to fuck 4-5 times a week which is a lot judging from what my married friends say. It’s just she’s so boring I usually only fuck her once, maybe twice a week. She’s also a solid 9/10 I’m just fucking jaded at the idea of fucking her.

Start bringing her home sexy outfits. Don't scare her by telling her you want to spice up your sex life. Just do it. Just make little changes and push the envelope a little. What kind of adventure is it you want?

That’s also part of my problem. My idea of adventure is going to a gloryhole and fucking her through it, or fucking her inthe theatre where everyone could watch.

She isn’t down for that, and having her dress up in a sexy outfit seems boring as fuck to me. So I am aware that I am partially to blame as well.

Well that's my idea of adventure too. Minus the glory hole at least. No public play? Damn son, that sucks. even in discrete places?

The fact you have nudes, maybe meant for another man, means she is pretty adventurous. She is sort of overweight, but that is not TOO big a deal breaker I suppose.

Back when we were in college we fucked in a parking deck on her campus a few times, and on/in my car on secluded roads. But all of those were out of necessity, which is kinda a moot point now that we live together.

Easy stop asking.... just do it

Well fuck in the kitchen or on the couch. I typically hate bedroom sex. Just seems trite.

Put a wooden spoon in her ass.

Fuck off with this cringe you retard.

I hate to say it but her looks obvi aren't doing it for you. Sounds like she just has this lay there and look good mentality. I hate that kind of shit. Women don't realize how kinky us men are. The few that do are hard to find.

If she's perfect otherwise then shut the fuck up

>How do I get my boring gf to be more adventurous Sup Forums?
dump him.

I have had A LOT of experience with women, and people who are not sexually adventurous will never be so.

Bro, what i think you're going to need to do is explain to her that you need more adventure. Don't know how long yall have been together but it's going to hurt her feelings most likely, then you're going to have to decide if you want to keep her. It also sounds like you love her, but you aren't in love, so maybe she isn't the one. When you're in love, sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation is all you really need.

and lose some fat, especially on legs.

you may be nice and curvy and not so fat now, but give it 10 years and you will be disgusting blob.

source: I am old and know about shit.

This guy gets it. Don't know why you said dump "him" though. But they're right. You can't just coax someone into being awesome in bed unless you smooth them into it and they actually enjoy it. Otherwise, you're stuck.

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kick her out or use other dread application methods
talking is useless, show her you dont need her and you're spreading your attention elsewhere unless she adapts and serves you right

no u
fucking newfag cancer trash

>Don't know why you said dump "him" though.
implying OP is not a fag

Bottemline is if you have asked or pressured she hasnt budged, if you love her stay with her and if your urges to try or do something is that strong I suggest you go do it with a hooker, its not honest but your human you have needs

Weed
Leather collar with metal loop
Chain leash
Riding crop

this pic is old as hell and has always grossed me out. something about her skin tone is just.... dirty.

have her dad fuck her up for you, easy win

I believe bondage is what most people can enjoy, as it does not require pain.

It is just teasing game.

buy soft handcuffs and ask HER to tease you as long as she can

dont be an idiot and just voice your wants.
I (thanks to you fuckers on Sup Forums and some furry porn) had an idea I want to try foot related stuff.
Got what I wanted. Realized I dont really like it.

Fuck off back to Sup Forums. Its the shitty quality camera

>that is a solid 9/10 for a beaner
sage