Why do I get an erection while taking a shit?

Why do I get an erection while taking a shit?

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Because your prostate is stimulated by the large log of shit exiting your pooper. Or you are a scatman. Or both.

u r gay. try putting stuff into your anus you will enjoy it.

is it normal to get an erection if a girl sits next to you or is talking to you?

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dude i got an orgasm from taking a shit, but i was like 10.... never happened again.

imagine that, busting a load every time you shit... must be tiring

because this world hates you, forcing you to put your cock down the toilet or pissing yourself in the face, or both

why are they laughing?

Sounds like you fap to porn too much.

its so you can pee pee in your mouth

probably drunk

You're fag, son.

I thought it was because the middle girl has mosquito bite sized breasts and they're making fun of her.

They are laughing at the booblet in the middle.

Top kek
Also OP is faggot confirmed

oooooh so that was the problem i thought i was just high test

For me porn has made it less likely for me to get aroused, you get desensitized.

Ever cum while passing a log? It used to happen to me all the time, a clear, little stringy drip of cum would drip out of my dick right as a big shit came out. I also noticed it was kinda hard for me to empty my bladder fully sometimes without pushing really hard. Also I'd notice my bladder feeling full more often. Then I got a prostate stimulator (the rocks off naughty boy) and I use it once a month, it helps reduce fluid buildup and enlargement in the prostate. It took some getting used to but now I fucking love it, especially when my gf gobble up all my prostate fluid as it pours out of my dick while I rock back and forth on it.

allow me to illustrate

Actually masturbating regularly helps reduce irritation from an overproductive prostate.

>Ever cum while passing a log?
No, my dick gets hard but I don't feel any pleasure so it's just there. Don't feel like masturbating either, in fact taking shit makes it a bit harder for me to do so for the next 2 hours or so.

because you're probably forcing your shits and pumping blood to your nether regions. Careful of developing hemorrhoids bro. They ain't fun.

hahahhahaha you draw well, draw me something faggot

Yea I don't feel pleasure from it, I'd just get a drip of cum and sometimes an erection. Even if you don't feel aroused, the stimulation of that shit rubbing past your enlarged prostate causes an erection. It's just unfortunate biology.

>because you're probably forcing your shits
I don't, in fact I don't think I've even pushed in more than a decade because something I don't remember what teached me that pushing while taking a shit can burst blood vessels, think it was a 2 and a half men episode back when I still watched that.

This is also partly true, bearing down can do that. And hemorrhoids do happen from bearing down too often. They kinda suck.

What? While taking a shit?

You mean that has never happened to you? Pfft.

only if ur a beta

Lmao idk if that's based in science but I do see stars sometimes from bearing down too hard.

Sounds like you are a homo.

this is true, very very true, but slicken it up a bit, it will slide right in.

I tried fingering my asshole the other day to see what the fuzz about "prostate orgasms" was all about only to find that I absolutely hated it and didn't feel good at all. Shame, cause regular masturbation doesn't feel nearly as good as it used to anymore.

she have big boobietiddies

haven't you ever had that good feeling of when you need to take a shit, but you are holding it in by sitting somewhere and feeling the pressure of it pushing against your asshole?

i swear i'm not gay but i like that

>haven't you ever had that good feeling of when you need to take a shit, but you are holding it in by sitting somewhere and feeling the pressure of it pushing against your asshole?
No.

This is even gayer than OPs OP

The only time I get hard any more is when I'm taking a slow morning shit. If I could only talk my wife into fucking me while I'm clogging the toilet, I'd be all set.

Holy kek, how old are you? Stop watching porn altogether.

Too old.

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because you're a coprofag

That is quite sad.
My condolences

but taking a shit only kills my libido.

But excessive jacking will cause the cancer