Dewcision 2016

How will Sup Forums be voting in the most important election of 2016?

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Gushing Granny.

I agree, I too am a fan of Mountain Dew™

The great taste of Baja Blast is enough to make me vote!

Limping Negro

>supporting the JEW and his marketing ploys


FUCK OFF

Haha, friend.

>he isn't voting for PITCH BLACK™ in the Mountain Dew™ contest

Haha!

I see they don't take suggestions anymore

>drinking the carbonated jew
>Current year

What exactly is "baja blast"?

I thought you invented it Paco

WE WUZ POP N SHEIT

It's the best Mountain Dew™ flavor, of course!

best tasting dew only sold in taco bells

>spic vs nigger

Great choices, ty Mountain Jew.

>not voting for based baja blast

make mountain dew great again

>Vote Spic
>Vote Nigger

What we're gonna nickname the Battle of Baja California when we take it from you, Paco.

I only had Baja Blast. Does this mean that Taco Bell won't have Baja Blast any more?

I never had Pitch Black before. I can only imagine it being super tasty. A dark fruit mix?

I don't really care. I'm not much of a soda drinker. I only drink soda when I'm out to eat.

Baja Blasting the ground to build that wall.

Are we getting raided lads?

Seriously
How does "Baja blast" tastes?

>he doesn't keep his home refrigerator stocked with a 12 pack of Mountain Dew™

The refreshing taste of Mountain Dew™ always keeps me happy

crisp, refreshing, tropical.

Like the sweat of Mexicans, hard at work on that wall

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>best Dew
>not Voltage

That's not even considering there are some rare and historical Dews I've never tried

I think it's grape.

>grape soda
>pitch black

AYO HOL UP

Maybe in checkland. Here you can buy it anywhere.

Also Pitch Black is fucking gross. Mtn Dew is gross in general.

Also fuck your obvious slide thread

Lime juice and frost gatorade

Haha! I figured a Mexican intellectual such as yourself would know the great and refreshing flavor of Mountain Dew™ Baja Blast™. Remember to vote and Do the Dew™!
Rock in!

some shite soda , it doesn't taste like seafood or tacos.

That's a good question. I don't know and I drink every time I go to Taco Bell. I can't for the life of me describe it. It's sweet like all sodas. It's like a Dr. Pepper of sodas. You can't define it like most sodas. You have your colas (Coca Cola and Pepsi). You have your lemon-lime (Sprite and Serrea Mist). You have your root beers (Barques and A&E). You have your Appalachian (aka Hill Billy) baby bottle supplement (Mountain Dew and Mellow Yellow).

Mountain Dew Mouth and the Worst Teeth in America
youtube.com/watch?v=7wRuMDK0qI4

>We don't have MTN DEW in Mexshitco

What type of sodas do your Taco Bells have?

where do you live?

>tropical
That's it. It's a super sweet tropical mix. Unlike tropical punch/juice you can't actually identify the various flavors (pineapple, pears, grapes, etc.). It's just tropical.

If you had Mellow Yellow or equivalent, it's just that. It has its own distinct flavor for sure but it's just another citrus soda.

New England area and every gas station I've been to that sales Mountain Dew sells its flavors too, except Live Wire (Probably because people just know it's a knock off Sunkist)

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Does the Czech Republic literally have mountain dew? Is it considered an expensive import soda?

Who #PitchBlack here?

Well I've only ever had original and Code Red so I'm not voting.

I hate to open old wounds but what does Sup Forums call soft drinks/pop/soda?

The Pop vs. Soda Page
popvssoda.com

You're a carbonated jew.

Ur not white unless you vote Baja blast

I come from "pop" country and I've completely switched to "soda" and I'm ashamed of my roots

Nigger, if you want Baja Blast go to Taco Bell. It'll still be available that way.

>be Kansan
>say soda

I must be trans East Coast. Respect my pronouns, Sup Forums. I identify as a Delawarean.

I grew up in the green area and it pissed me off to hear people say "coke"

>Be me 14 BBQ
>Dad: Gimme a coke you little shit
>Brings dad coke
>Dad throws can at back of head saying he wanted a Dr Pepper Coke and I should've known better

There's already a drink called coke for fuck's sake

Fuck you wet back, I need my 12 packs of Baja blast

it's shit like every soda from america except Coke

>>Dad throws can at back of head saying he wanted a Dr Pepper Coke and I should've known better
Have you ever explained the faulty logic to him? What did he say?

so you want diversity? fucking cuck

>no idea what either will taste like

I don't give a shit about the color. What will they taste like???

If that one on the left tastes like generic Sprite/Mountain Dew shit, I'll vote for the one on the right, which looks like it might taste like cranberry.

I did. He beat me.

My mom also had the tendency to call me a "son of a bitch" and when I pointed out the flaw in her logic she beat me too

ill kill you

Ouch, metaphorically and physically

Sorry you had to go through that, did you ever make up with them?

>not appreciating the refreshing cool citrus soda that is Mountain Dew™

Go to Taco Bell then

Hell yea, that pitch black is good.

Baja Blast tastes like a Mtn Dew freezey that was mixed with more lime then allowed to melt.

Pitch Black is the shittiest grape soda you will ever drink.

Your parents suck.

>My mom also had the tendency to call me a "son of a bitch"
kek

thats it, im now a #CitrusMissile

>cranberry
That sounds awesome.

not much a a decision.

Pitch Black

>Baja Blast
>Pitch Black

>mfw the USA must literally choose between a beaner and a nigger. Stay cucked, faggots!

>Pure delicious Mtn Dew™ Baja Blast®
>Gross nigger Pitch Black® with its veiny gripped bottle
We all know the right decision here.

> mfw americans unironically buy flavoured sugar water instead of eating fruits

Imagine a mixture of blue powerade and regular mountain dew and that's basically the rough taste of baja blast.

I lol'd

>and had to clamp my mouth shut so I wouldn't spew my refreshing, ice-cold Mountain Dew™ in a fit of laughter

Baja Blast is the best

Thats it, i've decided to go out to the store and grab me a nice cold Mountain Dew™ Baja Blast®.

>Can't wait to crack it open, ahh.

just next level memes

you are aware a terrys orange does not come from a tree?

Wait... is this an ad?

I can't believe how many people in Sup Forums have not tried the Baja Blast® or PITCH BLACK® Mountain Dew™ products!

Try a refreshing bottle now, Baja Blast® is the only 'blue pill' you will enjoy taking!

Pitch Black. Any other answer is wrong.

If you inferior Bajafags want your fix, go to fucking Taco Bell.

Baja blast as im not a nigga for the purple drank

Shut up mountain dew lover

Clean off your fucking keyboard your mountain dew and doritos filth is disgusting you fucking neckbeard

>Baja Blast® is the only 'blue pill' you will enjoy taking!

You're hilarious, dude. You could be a legitimate Mountain Dew shill and I wouldn't even care.

Baja by far

Would Baja Blast be removed from Taco Bell if it loses?

>tfw only citrus blast in britbong

I'd throw a fucking fit

OCCUPY MOUNTAIN DEW^tm
#FEELTHEBLAST

The one on right tastes like cheap grape soda.