Visiting burgerland this summer for one month

Visiting burgerland this summer for one month.
Which 4 or 5 states should I check out?

So far I'm attracted to wyoming, arizona, colorado and montana. I'm attracted to nature, rural environments. What do you think? Also, money's not a problem

Come to Texas

You should definitely visit
and maybe
>>>/lqbt/

Go to zion national park in utah
Bryce canyon
Rent an atv and go rally around in badlands utah

Dont be a fag

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stop talking about it or all the Jews will migrate.

Those are great choices. It's hard to go wrong planning your visit around a few national parks.

Holy shit that looks beautiful

This.

The USA is not like Europe. You don't pick and choose a bunch of states from the entire fifty. If you're gonna visit, you need to pick a region. I would suggest the southwest. Seriously, trying to go from Arizona to Montana is a day's travel in itself.

Your list is pretty good, but I'd also try to visit California and Oregon. Just stay away from the big cities.

Don't come to Montana is horrible here and people will attack you, say away from this state.

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Yeah, that's the idea. Also, anything on the east coast or is the west/midwest a better choice?

Southern Utah is great, there's like 5 national parks all relatively close by

Escalante grand staircase utah

Come see the Indy 500, if you can.

Glacier National Park in Montana
Yellowstone in Wyoming
Telluride Colorado
Zion and Arches national park in Utah
End at the Grand Canyon

No, fuck you stay out of Montana. Montana must be kept secret, don't come.

I see this everyday

I'm from the East coast and I think there's good stuff to see in any part of the country. Much more than you could possibly see in a month. But if I had to chose any one place to start, I would chose somewhere out West.

There's a lot of basically nothing in the Midwest, and I think it's more relevant if you want to take a nice long roadtrip.

Northern Arizona for sure.

Stay away from Phoenix, it is full of spics and far from nature.

Go around Payson or Flagstaff. It's fantastic over there.

Southern utah is all deserts

Nothern utah is all forests

feels good

Northern Arizona is elder-god tier, Montana isn't bad, and if you want nature, California and the West Coast have a fuckton of it.

Chill, I'm just visiting, not spreading my moor genes

my man

Funny I just got back from a trip there, Sedona was amazing

I think that your idea of rural doesn't compare to a Montana or Wyoming version of rural and that you really don't know what your in for.

I might just do that, thanks!

This is the dinosaur park in Ogden utah

As you can see we have fat burgerclaps walking with their dinosaur counterparts since the world is only 5000 years old

praise it

This is as close to american natural habitat as you get

see the sloping waddle of the burgers?

One of the most singularly beautiful things I've ever seen was watching the sun rise as I was driving through western Wyoming. As if the colors and shapes of the landscape aren't pretty enough on their own, the color of the sunrise and the steep shadows took it over the top.

Visit the world famous Hackney marsh,east London.

You should check out the Golden state California

Easily the best one

And why do you think that?

thats just yer mums anus

Lower antelope canyon

Pic related

To put my statement into better perspective: Imagine the entire city of Lisbon, but spread out over 253,348 square km. That's 600x452 km. You could fit 2.75 entire Portugals inside of Wyoming.

Horseshoe bend lake powell

Is that an earth creationist park ?

Kinda looks like the place from the movie 126 hours where the guy gets his arm stuck under the rock

How dare you,apologize!

lol no its just the dinosaur park to teach kids about dinosaurs

I tell tourists its a creationist park for fun though

Yeah just don't go wandering alone and don't get your arm stuck in a rock and cut it off. There's guided tours and stuff

So miles of absolutely nothing but peace, quiet, mountains and rivers? I'm okay with that. Obviously I wouldn't have time to see the whole state, just some handpicked spots and the road between them

Have Moar

What do you want to do user? I was going to say visit Florida but depends on your answer.

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Isnt florida all about beaches? I have plenty of those where I live. Pic related.
The everglades probably would be nice, I guess. What else is there?

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Went there last year, totally cucked by native american alchoholic beggers

Looks absolutely glorious. Definitely won't miss it

If I were there I'd visit

Oregon
Washington (state)
North california
Maine
Vermont

I'm more interested in ourdoors america than the cities

>not based Alaska

Although I agree it does limit your opportunities, since the only way to get back to the lower 48 would be via plane.

For sites you should hit up Tallahassee and Jacksonville. Pensacola is where my dad is from if you want to get a feel for what Alabama is like. If you want to party in cities then go to Miami, our most awesome place for beaches is Key West of you want to try out a Florida beach for fun. Orlando has Disney world but that shit is expensive and your better off going to Tampa for Bush Gardesns.

When exactly are you coming to the 4 corners region?

I hope you know how hot it can be.

wants to do outdoors

Utah isnt listed

YOUR DOING IT FUCKING WRONG

Shit list senpai.

Fuck off wyoming is full

I bet portubro doesnt even into 120 F degree weather with 0 humidity.

Just because you see us baked brain retards running around in 120 degrees all days doesnt mean someone who isnt from here should be out longer then 2 hours

Still pushing for the Indy 500.

Early September probably. I live in the hottest region of the hottest euro country, I think I'll be able to handle it

No joke either.

Foreigners and even out of staters come here to get lost or die hiking in summer, they love getting bit by rattle snakes too.

Retards.

I feel like a crazy person since I used to wander around 12 hours a day in the desert hiking and practicing survival skills.

Half the time I wouldnt even bring a camel back.

I swear after living my whole life their I have become half camel

Kay, so, When you get here you are going to want to invest in a Camelbak of some sort. Because you are going to need a fuck ton of water in most of the places people are suggesting, especially the ones at altitude. Water water water. You will want to carry water.

Isnt that the race that goes on forever? Nah, not really my thing. Also thats in Indiana, kinda far from where I plan on staying for the majority of my time there. But thanks for the suggestion

It's pretty hot there. Bring water, sunscreen, and chapstick.

Maine. Go to Maine. Acadia National Park.

UTAH

If you want to see beautiful landscapes, stay away form Texas.

This is the itinerary I'd give someone I hated

>goes on forever
It's just a few hours.

Texas (avoid Austin)
Arizona
Maine
Virginia
Missouri (Kansas City. Some of the best American BBQ. Not quite sure about the rest of the state but KC is mostly great).

Not too bad, a month or two later can be extremely nice weather. Bring lots of water if you're going into no where, areas can be massive and very mountainous.

Nay senpai. I'm the same way, I love it.
I can't wait to make prickly pear jam desu.

With those states, get ready to be bored.

Not even close to the parks in the West.

"FLAT GO TO FLAT TO SEE MORE FLAT!"

FTFY

why anyone would live anywhere that doesnt have mountains is fucking crazy

THIS

This.
Also Colorado rocky mountain national park.
Also Montana for super volcano park.

I used to fix my pants on the fly if they got ripped with using a yuca needle and the fiber as thread

good times

Are you kidding me, FL is the most based state. We may not have seasons or mountains but it's still nice as fuck if you don't end up in a shitty part

city bitch detected

Come to texas my man

On the East Coast, Pennsylvania and UPSTATE NY are very nice. I live in Pennsylvania, your best bet around the east coast is to stick to the Appalacians. The Appalachians are the best in Rural New England if you want true nature, and Pennsylvania, if you want to feel like you're in a rural area, while still having access to all the materials and activities you could ever need. The Pocono Mountains of PA are a nice spot, you get lots of ski resorts, stores, restaurants, hunting grounds and casinos, that are still surrounded by almost uninterrupted woodland and mountains. You're also under an hour from the beautiful beaches of New Jersey. The only dowside is the people. A lot of self important faggots from New York have their second homes around here, however, that's unimportant unless you want to live, not visit, here.

Im just waiting for some faggot from the East Coast to tell me how their tiny rolling hills are big mountains

people in NY came to utah and damn near shit their fucking pants

If you like fishing, hunting, outdoor hikes and small rural areas of quaint americana, you could do worse than Michigan's Upper Peninsula.
Please bring money, we have pastees.

Florida is fine if you want to go see a swamp.

Visit Detroit and Chicago.

Such vibrant wonderlands.

Yeah, I'm convinced. Hadn't done a lot of research on utah but everyone in this thread seems to suggest it so I'm adding it to the list

You should consider the Everglades in Florida and take a swamp ride to see gators and snakes. That shit can be fun but bring that big spray cause the mosquitos are BAD

come to the carlsbad caverns. favorite place I've ever been too desu

travelling is pointless, everywhere i go the only thing i think about his how at this very moment billions of niggers are planning to invade and rape everything in europe. we need to act before it's too late.

If you're going to hit that region of the country, Utah, New Mexico and Idaho also have quite a bit of nature/rural stuff.

Had to google chapstick. Thanks fampai

I'm already here. Kek, you guys do have some nice mountains, I just think it's just comfier here.

What's wrong with texas though?

Have fun getting mugged by Mormons

It's a big state, and while it does have some absolute shit tier scenery (Fort Stockton,) it also has some really nice country with rolling hills and whatnot. The only problem for experiencing nature is that there is very little public land in Texas.

There is nothing like being in the middle of nowhere alone with the earth to get your mind calmed down. We have a ridiculous amount of different kinds of nothing here that make good places to do that.

Thanks. September is always a great month for vacations. 90% less people than in august and the weather is actually bearable. At least here in Portugal, I'm assuming it's the same there