Gayest thing you've done or peak of your sexual history

Gayest thing you've done or peak of your sexual history

>if you got to florida state and want to fool around comment too

Ive beaten my friend at arm wrestling and made him kiss my ass

And fucked him in the ass later the same day

wut a waste

I fucked 3 girls in one day, AMA

I've let two strangers spit roast me in an Adult video viewing room, in the hallway. Married with kids now...out of my system, straight as fuck now.

I know some people at fsu
who is that grill I see, staring back at me?
ass is fat

when i was like 6 my friend and i touched dicks. idk ive heard a lot gayer stories from childhood life

Met two guys on Craigslist let them spit roast me in a college dorm.

Also met another guy had a wrist thick cock. Let him dress me up and called him daddy

>be me early last summer
>get picked up by gf and fuck her in her car
>go and meet my mom so gf and her can carpool to work (they work at the same brewery)
>use gfs car to go pick up ex & fuck her in gfs car
>drop off ex, head to AA meeting (requirements of my probation
>see different ex meeting, fuck her in gfs car
AMA

i often wondered if my wife is like me. after i get fucked once i want it again.

I actually payed one tranny hooker 150 to fuck me, she couldn't get in good i couldn't relax. So i went a saw my back up for 100..i was too tight still

She fucked my mouth for awhile and i told her, i want it no matter what. She lubed up and forced that thick latina cock in. She got her nut that day.

I loved it. Got strep throat the next day, worth it.

LMAO junkie.

Lmao no one asked you the first time. What makes you think anyone wanted to hear your sad junky story?

holly fuck DAT ASS

>implying that i am a junkie because of required AA

i got a DUI, and actually it was a great time.

this happened a few years ago

>friend in college wants to have costume party
>gotta throw together a costume in an hour
>decide to crossdress, no fucks given
>buy red and white legging / tights thing and a black miniskirt
>go to victoria's secret and get a thong
>also got a garter belt, hot shorts and thigh high socks but thats a different story
>small package so thong fits
>go to hot topic and get a trashy graphic tee
>cut it off on an angle at the belly
>get hair extensions from some goth store
>lady behind the counter gives me a discount on jewellery so I buy some pentagram necklace and a spiked choker and bracelet
>show up at party and say my name is Candy
>talk in girly voice all the time
>dudes start to hit on me casually
>can't tell if they are trying to get me to break character or not
>go dance when someone puts system of a down on
>not really dancing, more like gyrating hips and headbanging and waving arms around like a rocker chick
>guys start dancing with me
>black dude starts grinding on me
>he finds my dick
>leans forward and whispers "are you a dude?"
>lean back and whisper "it's a costume party"
>says "meet me outside in a bit"
>guy was smoking everyone on his blunts and shit so I thought it was my turn or something
>go outside later and he already has a blunt going
>we pass it back and forth a bit and then somehow his dick is out and he's stroking it the next time i hand it back
>laugh and just kinda grab it and start blowing him
>blow him for 2 minutes and he reaches back and tears a hole in my legging / tights thing
>starts fucking me in the alleyway
>he finishes and I have to go back inside to swap the skirt for the boyshorts or end up explaining the hole in my tights for the rest of the night
>ended up being fucked by like 2 other guys later

was a good night overall.

go damn, my life is boring af

sounds good.

So any similar experiences? Can't stop right there, right?

I kept this stunning bitches dick warm in every hole i have.

Was pretty gay.

what the fuck

fingered my asshole in the bathtub out of curiosity to know what an asshole organism feels like

>me and fiance decide to buy a dildo to spice things up
>she puts it in my ass more often than i use it on her
>shes 100% okay with it too

was it good though?

>be 18
>in chat rooms
> starting to get into sex with other peoples dicks
>want to stick to shemales and crossdressers
>can't afford to fuck one on a part time sacker pay
>spend time in gay chat rooms where no one speaks
>get a message to fuck
>ask if they are a shemale
>says no, but crossdresser
> meet at her house
>looks like an old man in drag
>fuck it im here
>suck its dick and can't keep an erection
>trys to toy my asshole
>i hate it, feels awful
>i fuck him and leave
>never respond to its messages again

I realize i dont like gay acts i just like dicks in my ass and mouth. I dont want to cuddle, kiss, or play around. Lets fuck and leave bro.

give a guy the key to my chastity cage and let him give me the run around for a month and a half

yes, she got real creative. At one point she had me on my stomach fucking me and then went perpendicular like a cross and fucked me like that. My sides hurt for 3 days....i thought she damaged my insides, her dick was like 8 inches and thick. biggest i have taken

You didn't fuck her at all?

oh shit that image gave me a flashback. I know her. is that vanessa? more please

found a non-fat trap on craigslist and filled the asshole

was about 12, me and my friend decided for some reason to lick each others dicks in a place near the public pool, thought no one was watching, remember now that there is a huge window so everybody could see us, cringe to death whenever i think about it, sad thing is i didnt say nohomo

Had sex with another male. There is literally nothing gayer.

Good girl

Did you had shits before taking the dick?

I dont think so.

oh you risky motherfucker. you could have been leaking your shit as she fucked you

That's not even remotely gay. Try again.

Yeah that's just stimulating your gspot. No biggie desu

Let me tell you that one.

>drive around gay club in houston, always shemale hookers out. Get one and we drive a few feet behind a building. She doesnt need to be sucked already hard.
> lays me back on the hood of my car and gets halfway in
>hurts like fuck, its my first time.
>Gets like 8 pumps
>Pulls dick out and a lil turd stuck to dick

We stop there. By far the worst but it was the first. It was bad and i have been forced to take it before

Hahahaha, ow shit user. literally

I shared my girlfriend with her bi male friend once. She wanted to see him suck me off and ended convincing me to let him. It's kind of sad but I ended cumming down his throat and after that I never showed my face around him anymore.

goddamn atleast you could have give a reach around

I let my male manager suck me off in a car after a happy hour party as a favor to convert me from a contractor to a top tier tech company. His stubbled beard was abit rough, but damn he's best BJ i've had ever.

I'm not gay... At least I didn't think I was before that night.

So obviously you are owed a FMF three way now. When are you going to cash in? Does he have any attractive friends you've been wanting to fuck?

I have more,

I always wanted to suck her dick. I dont see her selling her body anymore.

I heard she is into condoms and i like bareback bjs.

Will post more when im done giving my wife attention.,,,sigh

Me and my girlfriend always do FMF threesome so I'm not really owed anything. If anything I owe my girlfriend more MFM threesomes but after that night, I'm hesitant on doing another one.

...

I wouldent be worried unless she wants a 8" bull. She's always going to find the other flavor of pussy naughtier since shes getting the D on the regular with you.

I'm not worried about her. I'm worried about me and my reputation.

yesssss
more please

>I heard she is into condoms and i like bareback bjs.
maybe she experienced something that made her go back to condoms, atleast for now

>I dont see her selling her body anymore.
damn son

last one.

Is she from around houston texas?

i also remember boykins.

Some guy on here told a story about hooking up with her, how she smelt like cigs and just wasn't that great in person.

She is still very sexy and dick is great.

In college (around 5 years ago) I had a group of friends, one of whom was openly gay. Anyway I used to let him blow me. If it was the weekend and we were bored and both horny then I didn't have a problem letting him suck me while I played Xbox and ate pizza. I never sucked or touched him though. I don't say that meaning "No homo!!!" or anything like it. I don't say it to excuse the gayness. I just say it to point out that I never had any attraction to him and was totally neutral on whose mouth was around my cock.

she used to run ads in texas ...man maybe a couple of years ago now, i found this photos in an old file. so hard to recall how long ago. I regret not trying her out.

I think I found her escort page but its from 3 years ago

so either dead or in jail.

They can go off radar for a few months at a time, if their client list is active, but not years. She will be missed.

>Gayest thing you've done
hmm

>spend hours every day posing naked to help guys cum on random video chat sites, keeping track and stopping after sixty guys let me watch them cum

>send pics of my naked little body to multiple hundreds of guys over the course of a week on kik, trading for dick pics. collect 35 cock/cum tributes in the process

>trap an user into cumming on pic related earlier today x:

;_;
Her phone number is still available but calling from 8000 kilometers overseas is a small fortune

no judgement here user
that shit is so hot
I did the same from 18-22
knowing that you are attractive to someone and watching them cum buckets while you tease them is t1 degeneracy and extra hot

My friend and I grabbed each others cocks once under the blankets to compare thickness.

>be me
>old balls
>never had a dick in any of my holes or stuck my
>dick in another man's holes
>never touched somebody else's cock
>I'm not a fag

I have no sexual history to speak of, so here we go :

>went on a de facto date with a gay guy
>masturbated to gay porn
>read dozens of yaoi doujins
>saved 100+ yaoi screenshots on my Drive
>confessed to a straight guy

And that's about it. You straights have done more gay shit than me, what the fuck. I've never as much as held a guy's hand. Well, I guess it's actually less gay to have a one-time fuck or suck than fantasize about it 24/7. But still, y'all gay as fuck.

DP'd my wife with my best friend. Our balls pretty much touched the entire time

a.a sucks ive had to go to alot or n.a

High school sleeping at friends house we made a bet over fifa loser gives the winner head. I lost he jokingly drops his basketball shorts. Briefs huge bulge. Grab it. Feel instant boner in hand. Pull them down. He's huge. He sits down in his chair turn lights off put cock in my mouth start jerking off. 5 minutes later I cum a gallon with his dick in my mouth. A few minutes later he stood up I put my hands on his hips and he put his hand on the back of my head. Slaps me in the face with his dick I jerk him off the rest of the way

peak of my sexual odyssey was a threesome with my gf and some rando from a club. Then she told a friend of hers that she works with about it and she wanted to try it too. She moved in for awhile after that and it was pretty fun. problem came when the friend slept with another dude and gave it to us. been dealing with it for about a year now. still worth it.

left out the part about the VD...yea she gave us VD

>met a guy on chat site
>had to drive across the city to get to him
>He told me to just come in the door would be unlocked and he would be laying face down blinded on the bed
>Pull up see a guy coming out.
>Go in and walk to bedroom and there he is
>Not really into fucking dudes, but free sex is free sex
>can't get hard, dudes aren't sexy.
>make him give me a bj to get hard, he is reluctant but does while taking whiffs
> not sure why the chubo thought his appearance alone would make a straight guy hard
>Get hard enough to shove it in his ass.
>fuck him no rubber because i was stupid, cum in his ass and leave.
> as i drive away another car pulls in

This was like 15 years ago, still remember it, its something i brush off, but it was dumb and not worth it. This is why boys need girlfriends.

I didn't get it at first, but now that i am older, its to keep horny boys from doing stupid things. Now with a wife of 5 years my sodomy cleared up and i just enjoy the memories.

damn son he made you his bitch

Ill take shit that never happened for 400

How normal is it for teenage boys to "experiment" a little?

We did it for an entire summer after that. Get high and get off. Movie theater, car, on his dock, his sister's bed, shower, dressing room.

are the two of you still friends?

Almost the same as me. Met a guy in a chatroom that does the same thing. Much older and I was in high school

>says lewd things amd I tell him to stop
>one day he is chatting normal and asks if he can pick me up
>told him that i dont want to do anything
>says its jist to hang out
>picks me up amd he drives straight to a secluded area and its night
>car is low lit and can barely see anything
>he pulls his dick out and i see him stroking it
>i am fucking terrified. No one knows where I am and he is doing this
>asks me if Ive seen another dick before
>I say no
>he tells me to grab it
>im scared to death and just do it so he doesnt get pissed off
>grabs my hand and makes my hand jerl him off
>tells me to jerk him, I do
>tells me to get out of the car and go to his door
>he opens the door and puts his legs out the car and leans against the seat
>tells me to get on my knees and suck it
>i tell him I dont want to
>"suck my dick, faggot"
>puts his hand on my shoulder and pushes me down and I just get on my knees in the gravel
>tells me to suck it bitch
>end up blowing him for 10 minutes while he curses at me and just degrades me with it
>cums in my mouth and holds my head on his dick until he knows i ate it
>asks if I want a ride back
>say no I will just walk

Yea, never bring it up both have gf.

how does it feel to be one away from quads

damn son, holy fuck

Went to a friends house party and met a skinny latina cuban girl and her white twink gay friend that just came out of the navy. He knew from the party i was heavily flirting with his hot latina friend and somehow got my phone number. He called and invited me out to the movies saying "she will be there". We'll I went with the assumption she wanted to get to know me better and the entire time had to remove his hands from trying to fondle me through The Hulk.

So yeah I somehow ended up on a gay date getting fondled in the dark right next to the girl i wanted. I probably would have Mmf'd if they got me drunk enough.

Also curious. My wife recently caught our son and his friend jerking off together to some pics (of her, she thinks) on his laptop.

looks like you should give your mom to your son and his friend for a day or two

Mom? no, i thought were conditioned to not do that. Sister, cousin, aunt? maybe, since these hormones are raging and make us look at people we are familiar with differently.

>your mom
wife*

So it's pretty normal then? I never jerked off with a friend growing up. Is that just what kids do now?

very normal for both genders to be honest
first guy I fooled around was a childhood friend that was a few years older
he was talking to me about experimenting with some other guys we know and I got a little chubby
short story, was my first cock experience
same sex mutual masturbation is normal tho and i wouldn't worry
also being attracted to your mom is super normal too
oedipus a best

kids have done that for decades. don't worry.

I knew what you meant lol. I'm sure she wouldn't mind his friend, she was pretty flattered about them jerking it to her photos haha.

Sure, i might have fapped to some mom/son porn on literotica, but fapped to the taboo of it, not projecting my dick into my mom.

1st grade: me and another kid in my class used to jerk each other off in the bathroom and kiss each others dicks.

Yeah, and I'm sure it doesn't help that she grew up in a very clothing optional household. She often wears just a bra and panties around the house. When he was younger she didn't even bother with the bra.

you fucking without lube dude wat? that's how ya get the fissures

>we pass it back and forth a bit and then somehow his dick is out and he's stroking it the next time i hand it back
my sides

I too enjoy writing fake stories ofmy gay fantasies down regarding traps for these threads. we should be best friends.

you tell me, here's the tights I used

I slobbered all over it, he spat on my asshole, and I was a good boy and brought lube expecting something to happen.
didn't think you guys wanted to hear
>lubed up my asshole first
lol

Yeah, exactly what I thought. It turned me away from ever thinking about doing amything like that.

Saw the title of the thread amd thought it was something to post.

Also, be very careful. Dont put yourself in a situation where you will be raped or murdered. i fucked up and i was troubled for a long while because of it. It is fine now though. I just ensure that I travel in groups and not be gullible like that again

She was flattered that her son was masterbating to her? Talk about a reason to seek help.

> Be 19
>Met a guy from craigslist
>generic bald white guy in his 50's
>Had a thing for older men
>Family was staying at a hotel for a week waiting for our home to be finished building
>Have the room to myself so I invite old man over
>Agree to suck his dick and if he brings lube, he can fuck me bareback and cum wherever he wants
>an hour later he shows up
>Smells like really shitty cologne
>sit him on the pull out couch
>get on my knees and get to sucking
>Find out sucking cock is amazing
>I'm rock hard and can ignore his shit cologne
>Has me suck his balls
>old and hairy
>not as good as I thought but I'm willing
>tells me its time to fuck
>Bends me over and I wiggle my ass in the air
>lubes himself up BARELY and shoves his entire dick in me in one go and immediately starts thrusting
>fucker knew I had a virgin asshole
>I cringe and fall over and he throws a fit
>Immediate blood
>cleans himself off and makes me suck his cock
>even though I was more than happy to suck him off he kept throwing a fit about how its not fair he cant fuck me
> he cums on my face
> "thanks buddy" and leaves

would love to suck cock again and would love to find someone to lube me and ruin me for a night.