You’re stranded on an island, with only 5 items in front of you

You’re stranded on an island, with only 5 items in front of you.
Roll to see which items you get

Knowing my luck I would just get volley ball 5 times. so I'd make a wilson sexdoll

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FLESHLIGHTS

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well, never have got involved in one of these for 10 years but drunk and bored, rolling:

lets go

Rollo

My cum.
My Boogers.
My phlegm.
My Ear Wax.
My Anal Secretions.

I already got everything I need.

pot, handsaw, compass, rope, tent

Fuck yeah, I can survive with those.

Cool story bro

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ipod
hiking boots
vitamins
5 ounce weed
matches
>sounds like I survive to chill out another day

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a pot, a raft, a compass, 5 ounces of weed and a bollybuh.

so i'm definitely sailing, and I know in what direction. no way of lighting the weed, so I guess i'll hide it inside the volleyball.

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r-r-r-roooooolllll

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premature as always

Rollerino.

I'd take the following:
> Hiking boots
So it's far easier to walk around and explore the island

> Water purifier
Depends on the climate and if there are freshwater sources.

> Fishing rod
Easy way to get food.

> Knife
> Saw
Always good to have these.

Completely useless:
> Toilet paper
> Ipod
> Weed
> Volleyball
> Anything that will run out of power or ammo.

Awoo~

ROLLERINO

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WTF does "roll" mean here?

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Pot, boots, a mirror, rope, and a ball, I'm either gonna mcgiver this or kill my self with the rope

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how fuk am is

your incredible misunderstanding of the thread premise leads me to believe:

>you'd eat the hiking boots
>piss in the water purifier
>stick the fishing rod down your urethra
>use the knife for a sundial
>use the saw to perforate your toilet paper

when in fact you should

>use the toilet paper and weed to build a raft.
>power it with the ipod, using the volleyball to steer
>but run out of ammo

Plz be guns

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On Sup Forums, whenever you post something, you get random numbers, the last or last few numbers are what you're betting on

Rollo

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I rate myself Super Efficient.

roll your penis up like a toothpaste tube, small as you can get it.

apply a staple to hold it in place.

get a binder clip to firm up the grip.

cut a zig-zag line down the middle.

>hey presto
>paper decoration penis

what?

don't encourage him
>also lurk moar

you stupid faggot i dont need shitty items to survive, BTW ROLL

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j.k rollin

Thank you. So if you get three of a kind you get to post your nekid gf or something?

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got a fucking knife and a fucking rifle i'm fucking over powered as fuck.

faaak ooorrf. wiv ur bayt.

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Rolls-royce

> TP
> Raft
> Compass
> Rifle
> Tent

I like to assume the rifle comes with a fair amount of ammo.

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Hope i get good shit

R

Gimme gud

Rolling for weed

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Rollo the Walker

gayy

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Two in a row is dub, three is (something like) trid

they don't meant a-lot unless op says so

also google is helpful

rollerino

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Pimples

>they see me rolling
>greentext
>they know i'm a newfag because i'm white and dirty

bout time we got a good roll thread

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brolan

lklk

>no lube

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gib ze roll

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GOD HATES NIGGERS

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Rollerino

Rollerino

what does X, Y, and Z mean?

Ill be good with tp only