Ask a kleptomaniac anything

Ask a kleptomaniac anything.

What's the worst thing you stole?

A gold ring with a price tag of around $120

Why do you steal, fam?

Klepotomaniac you retard

Yeah no shit, but what are the thoughts that lead up to the theft.

Well either I just have a really uncontrollable urge to take it or someone will tell me too then I can’t stop myself.

That's great, keep it up!

When did you learn you can't steal happiness? Also what caused you to become klepto?

Haha I wish we were friends. Id have you steal something just to put you in jail. Hopefully youd learn

I don’t know what caused it I just get random episodes.

Kleoptomania is a condition where you literally can’t stop from stealing so jails couldn’t teach me anything fucktard.

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Why have you not graduated from being a klepto to being a thief for a living?

Do you have enough control over this to deliberately steal things that will get you in the least amount of trouble?

is your armpit better?

Not OP. I used to steal shit in my heyday. But then I got too nervous of stealing from stores and shit, so I started breaking into homes and cars cos it was easier to sneak around.

I began to ask the same question you just did.

I don't do that shit no more.

My anal Virginity

But that doesn't tell why you didn't become a professional thief, in your case. Just that you didn't

What?

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have you ever stole from a friend and have they found out about it afterwards?

how did it make you feel?

what's the one thing that you felt the worst stealing that you still wish you never stole?

it was obviously remorse.

learn to read between lines.