>oldfag >not morbidly obese or greasy >too autistic to date normal women >too autistic to date sperglord femanons >work in tech where social skills don't matter >make a lot of money >own my own home >femanon could come live the neet life in my basement forever >play vidya and watch animu all day >browse 4chins all day >all the best consoles and steam games >anime toys and cat pajamas and shit >tendies every day >trips to japan, south korea, and singapore >never work >only have sex with me sometimes >even that's not enough to tempt the most autistic sperglord femanon >fml
Lucas Edwards
>singapore I seriously hope you don't actually want to go that shit hole
Andrew Reyes
i'll put on a skirt and you can do this with me
Brandon Gray
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Thomas Morales
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Nathaniel Evans
I Have No Penis and I Must Fap
Lucas Martin
What in tech do you do
Jackson Garcia
Data scientist, the autist's dream job
Sebastian Sullivan
Why Are You Typing Like This?
Gavin Clark
>Data scientist explain?
Nolan Hill
me too.
tbh this is a reason to support women-in-tech initiatives - i dunno that i've even spoken to a non-relative woman in over a year. They've gotta have some autists looking to work with computers all day
Jonathan Roberts
>virgin autist devs spill their spaghetti into databases >write code to put all spaghetti together >stare at tangled mass of spaghetti >use math and write code to untangle and unspill spaghetti for chad managers >never get laid
Connor Carter
I work in tech and I have no idea what you just said. Google didn't help either.
Connor Butler
He's Referencing The Title Of A Classic Story
Landon Allen
it bothers me
Brody Garcia
A day in the life
>chad thundercock manager comes into office between doing lines of coke off his girlfriend's ass and going home to fuck his trophy wife >tells devs "we need metrics and shit to make more money" >devs write buggy code to torment users and collect random shit into databases >dump db and gives chad manager the equivalent of a 1 gb excel file of raw data >chad manager asks "what the fuck is this shit?" >chad manager says to me "fix this shit" >realize chad manager doesn't understand the words he is using >look at 20 billion database tables and barely functional code and user process >wtf devs >figure out all the ways users fuck up the process and correct or throw out the fucked up data >write code to access 20 billion tables in a rational way >do math and write code to turn raw data into pretty charts that don't look like result of a monkey house shit fight for chad manager >chad manager glances at the charts for a nanosecond and goes back to doing lines of coke off his secretary's tits >i don't get laid
Cooper Sanchez
cat girls are better than real girls any day and you know it.
Christopher Hernandez
That sounds terrible dude, even if it wasn't for that last line. Who would want to do that?
Benjamin James
Can you elaborate? All the people I’ve spoken to (normies) love the place. But I’ve had my suspicions....
Nathaniel Phillips
Sad lonely autists who make six figures.
Henry Scott
>41 years old >moved back in with my parents in my 30's so I can smoke various forms of dope and play video games full time without stupid work eating up all of my time >they're literally just happy that I haven't hurt anybody else since my last sentence >only real social interactions anymore are when I make token appearances at major parties that various friends have >get laid almost every time
last time I partied was last night and I smoked meth through a gasmask bong and had a threesome with wonderwoman and lambchop
Your problem is that you care about stuff. Stop that, it's silly.
Landon Edwards
fellow sad lonely autist making six figures reporting in i'm one of the devs you hate so much who generate data for you to present to the managers
Leo Smith
oh right, you mentioned the money is good, my bad
why not just hire a hooker? go for an expensive one if you can, you can fuck her without relationship drama
Aiden Reyes
alright, now we need a story what were you sentenced for and how did you hurt someone?
Owen Hughes
well this is awkward, kek
Elijah Foster
Normies like it because it is Asia for beginners or Disneyland Asia. Hipsters hate it for the same reason. Locals hate it because it's a police state and they are stuck there. Chinese workers hate it because they are basically slaves. Old hand Asia expats don't really care one way or the other about it and just go to see the F1 race.
Logan Gonzalez
Fix your buggy code
Kevin Thompson
right now my job is to fix the buggy code of a project we inherited from another company shit sucks
Asher Young
Thanks bro. The wife wants to visit some Asian country and the list is getting smaller. Cheers.
Brody Howard
dude you gotta do a lot more than just work for a living to get laid. Get a hobby, get good at it, meet chicks while you're doing your hobby, then get laid.
