Ask a hermit who hasn't left their room in 10 years anything Sup Forums

Ask a hermit who hasn't left their room in 10 years anything Sup Forums.

Who enables you?

How is that even possible

>Who enables you?


My parents

have your neighbors begun to get suspicious of the foot traffic coming and going to your house? given you haven't left your room in ten years, and you're OP (meaning you suck dick), you would have to have someone come to your house and enter your room for you to engage in typical activities.

Surely your neighbors must think you're a drug dealer or a massive faggot. I'm leaning on the latter for the sake of the fact that you are, in fact, the OP - a notorious faggot.

What about doctor shit? How do you do that?

>How is that even possible


Look up hikikomori and you will see that yes it is.

Do you shave your hair since you refuse to get a haircut?

gfto with that shit

>What about doctor shit? How do you do that?


Dont go.

>Do you shave your hair since you refuse to get a haircut?


My mom cuts my hair since she use to be a hairstylist years ago and yes i do shave myself.

Bathroom?

>Lives in house

Don't be stupid user.

He hasn't left his room so how the fuck does he shit?

Pic of habitat plz. I must see how you live.

Either he has a bathroom in his room or he poops in a bucket and dumps it in the backyard

I second this, I too wish to see your natural habitat with timestamp.

>Bathroom?


That is the only time i come out to piss shit brush my teeth and sometimes shave. and also late at night to eat and grab food when everybody is sleeping then i go right back to my room.

this

Post room with timestamp.

Do it OP, show us your room or you're a faggot

Do you watch anime?

...

He's like a cockroach. Interesting.
Show us your cave. We need to see your surroundings for future neet studies.

>Do you watch anime?


Yes

SHOW US YOUR ROOM!

No, really. have your neighbors begun to get suspicious of the foot traffic coming and going to your house? given you haven't left your room in ten years, and you're OP (meaning you suck dick), you would have to have someone come to your house and enter your room for you to engage in typical activities.

Surely your neighbors must think you're a drug dealer or a massive faggot. I'm leaning on the latter for the sake of the fact that you are, in fact, the OP - a notorious faggot.

>SHOW US YOUR ROOM!


But its messy

Any recomendation?

If you don't show it with timestamp, this ama will be ruined by spiderman. Just do it.

How do you wash you clothes/sheets, if ever?

THAT'S WHAT WE REALLY WANT! Nobody cares about what your likes and dislikes are, we want to see how disgusting you are.

>Does it watch anime?

fucking obviously; otherwise he couldn't stomach living secluded

Alright just give me a second

rolling dubs for this

Thanks sir. Another question: why don't you leave the house? Anxiety?

>How do you wash you clothes/sheets, if ever?


Never do

How old is OP?

Bruh I'm not the OP. I just hate fucked your stupid image.

wot trash tier waifu yu got?

Actually i have talked to other hikikomoris online who actually do not watch anime.

So you've been wearing dirty clothes, and sleeping on dirty sheets for the past 10 years? Wat.

OP HOW old are you?
What is your motivation in life? Aren't you depressed?
Don't you yearn for female companionship?
What in your life brings you the most happiness?

Maybe something fun will come of this ama

>why don't you leave the house? Anxiety?


You really wanna hear the full story as to why i became this way??.

sauce
ive seen this before and kinda remember whats going on but cant remember what its from

How many times a day do you jerk off?

Everyone does. But post room.

Only until AFTER you give us pics of your room. Focus one thing at a time.

>How old is OP?


24 dropped out of middle school at age 13

Plz be something cool like you have no legs or you witnessed some sort of horrific murder.
Also, where's the pics of your room?

Do you really want to know? Do you REALLY need to know how many time a hermit jerks off? I could give you a random number right now and it would most likely be a lie and no one would care.

yes

>Still no pics of room.

I swear to god this thread is gonna be ruined with /d/ shit and no one wants to sit here and look at /d/ shit.

>yes

17

Has op ever put anything up his anus?

rolling for room pics. it's anonymous OP and believe me there have been quite literally hundreds if not thousands of ops in way worse condition than you or your room

What are you gonna do when your parents die?

>How many times a day do you jerk off?


6 times

Here just to give you guys something here is my room. I am not OP.

I think OP is lying. ABANDON THREAD.

Rollin for room pics

I'm rolling for it

That's not bad at all, just kinda small.
Now do this one bro.

Dude. That isn't OP

god dammit you nigger I am not OP. This is an apartment.

Of course I do, next question, to what does OP usually gets off to?

Let's pretend this is ops room. Where would he poop on the floor?

OP here pic related is the only pic i have of my room its messy right now but this is a picture from awhile ago back when i cleaned part of it up i can post new ones if you want.

in my laundry basket and wipe myself off with my towels hanging on the door.

>awhile back

Nigger I want a CURRENT pic. NOT! A dated pic of when you picked yourself up and became productive. Fuck this thread.

We need you to post your room currently. We need to see what it looks like during everyday use

Honestly, your reclusiveness could be productive, you could have a home gym, you have time to research information, time to grow spiritually, but I bet that you are just a fat, porn addict aren't you, user?

HE PROBABLY IS! THIS THREAD IS THE WORST THREAD EVER!

May I come live with you?

>why don't you leave the house? Anxiety?


Well the reason i became a hikki in the first place there are many reasons it started with me refusing to go to school and staying home some days just sulking in my room because i was getting bullied at school there also was tons of drama inside my family home and my family would pick on me my parents were also divorced by the way so i had to live in 2 different houses and i hated that in my early reclusive years i never talked to my family and always had my meals delivered to me upstairs and set outside my room or put on my computer desk i just play online games or watch YouTube all day there was also a year of garbage in my room at my dads house which i didn't throw away until 2 years later as for my reasons being reclusive well they are the following.


>Be bullied throughout both middle school and high school for having autism and being myself
>Lots of drama going on inside family home (Will not go into detail)
>Socially awkward
>Hate going outside
>Do not agree with a lot of things in this society.
>Feel betrayed by own age peers because i was not socially accepted by them
>Shit parents (Still love them to an extent though)
>Closeted pedophile (Could never tell my parents i dont wanna be disowned for an attraction i did not choose nor dont like having)
>To red pilled about the world to live a normalfag lifestyle i guess thats what happens when you're on the internet 24/7
>Hate most people
>One part of me loves being alone, this part of me loves to get away from everything and everyone.
>Feel protected when inside my room

Those are pretty much my reasons i guess also think my parents divorcing was probably also a contributing factor.

>but I bet that you are just a fat, porn addict aren't you, user?


Im actually 121lbs

Do you interact with your family?

>Do you interact with your family?


Sometimes yes

I would like to come live with you

Christ you're a disaster

>Christ you're a disaster


Dont remind me

>I would like to come live with you


Why??.

Are you happy?

>What are you gonna do when your parents die?


Probably kill myself

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OP, I’m a Dominant Bear-type, if you are willing to submit to me, I can break you of your pedophilia

wow you are pretty much me...exept the pedopile thing. Also i dont hate my parents.
But i havent left my house for 2 years now, for other than work.

You sound cool

>What is your motivation in life?

I have none

>aren't you depressed?

Yes

>Dont you yearn for female companionship?


Tried that years ago they all thought i was creepy.


>What in your life brings you the most happiness?


Nothing i just merely exist.

>Red-Pilled
>Pedophile

I think you are also suffering from psychotic delusions, please never leave your room before getting help.

My mom washes my sheets once a month.

nigger

Have you ever taken drugs? Do you drink?

You’re fake OP, you’re full of shit!

>Any recomendation?

Umaru

Do you also have any gender dysphoria?

>havent left my house for 2 years now, for other than work.


That isn't a hermit that is an introvert

You should definitely 100% kys

I love that anime so relatable