Be me

>be me
>see some burzum album covers
>they look pretty good so i guess i'll give them a try
>gargling and toilet noises
>mfw

What's the issue here

Come on, Hank Hill.

Appreciate the full spectrum of artistic endevour!

>he doesn't lift while listening to Hvis Lyset Tar Oss and Filosofem on repeat.

shit is unenjoyable

>Tomhet
>Heill Odinn
>Circumambulation of the Transcendental Pillar of Singularity
>toilet noises
Sup Forums being subhuman as usual

You're not supposed to enjoy Black Metal, you're supposed to suffer. For Satan.

If you're a pussy subhuman, then I guess you wouldn't like burzum.
No alternative.
OP listens to fag metal.

braise obin :-DDDD

lmao

Demon Prince of Fire and Darkness here, I rather enjoy it thanks very much, puny mortal

>this is literally me, but throw in kemetism, hinduism and satanism
I want to die now thank you

Ah, but in hell pain is pleasure...and pleasure is pain...like a red hot poker up the jacksy.

user are you a kemetist (? wtf) a satanist and a hinduist at the same time
what

There is nothing wrong with choosing what you worship instead of being told what to worship.

this is true but people who choose some of these dark paths are really wasting a life opportunity. maybe the biggest opportunity of life.
think about what's real

And a nordic Pagan on top

It's not of my own choice, when I was six I had a dream where I was taken before Anubis, Kali, Satan and Loki and was forced to kneel before them and submit my will to them. It wasn't until later in life that I discovered their names and existence in other religions.

I understand man. Burzum is shit, even by metal standards.

My journey to the stars is a jam, amazing track.

Listen to the GOAT Burzum album cover.

Pretty sure that was just your mind's way of telling you that you were destined to be a faggot.

Well I am one of those too so maybe so. Doesn't explain all the cosmic eldritch nightmares since, though.

Sure it does. As a homo you're probably on meth.

But I've never done drugs beyond advil or motrin.

Your rectum absorbed it from all the semen.

But I'm also a virgin. I wouldn't follow such a mishmash religion if I could so easily convince myself it wasn't real.

That sounds immeasurably gay.

I am gay, but I don't understand why that's gay. It was terrifying at the time, not homoerotic.

Nazis back to Sup Forums