Super power drawbacks

>super power drawbacks
user come up with a super power and Sup Forums gives it stupid features
i'll start
>the ability to shit gold

you can only piss

>ability to contact your past self

Can only do it on good decisions

drawbacks not advantages you retard

you didn't add in an ability to pass on the chain.
go and kill yourself

The shock of seeing a future you scares your past self so much, he has a breakdown and becomes mentally unstable, and as a consequence, so you do.

>The ability to have seen all first run features before the come out

> the ability to shit gold.
> except you don't have the ability to shit anything.
This thread started off garbage and it didn't improve.

you obviously shit out your dick. Just like pigeons do.

your intestines are ripped apart and it's physically impossible to pass, you die with a literal butt load of gold. the coroner gets rich.

but every time you fart it sound like a jet taking off

>the ability to cancel stupidity

Ability to make the perfect shitpost

You lose one IQ point each time

the ability to become jewish

Only when making deals

the ability to see any girl naked but you're blind

Only during times your internet is out

rip

The point is to make the power less good while keeping the functionality of the power. You're so inept that a child saying "but you can't" holds the same creativity as you.

What the fuck?

i can talk to animals

All animals are dicks

but you have to shit yourself to see

You can shit gold but it fractures your butthole and gives prolapse but it will make it easier for the gold to slide out

You have to eat shit to do so