Guys I need help. So I'm thinking about getting the penis implant surgery...

guys I need help. So I'm thinking about getting the penis implant surgery. My life is terrible and I've always hated how small my penis is and I feel like if I get the surgery I'll become a lot more confident and my life will get better and i feel like I wouldn't hate myself as much and then I would finally be able to get a girlfriend. Has anyone got the surgery here and did it work for/is it worth it?

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If yoi cant get the woman before she sees your dick then maybe you should just an hero

but i can't talk to women because I'm scared how they'll react when they see it

obviously get the XP20-XS

Won't help, don't waste your money. You're disguising the fact that you can't talk to women with your small dick, once you get the surgery nothing will change except that you'll blame your inability to talk to women on something else.
Sorry user, but there's no easy way out, surgery won't fix it. Get tinder or something and start talking to chicks there, at worst you'll embarrass yourself in front of someone you'll likely never see again, and at best you'll gain confidence.

no dude my penis is fucking small and its fucking embarrassing

How small we talking?

This is the way to go, user...
vjpu-issm.info/videos/videos-ams-mens-health/item/106-ams-700-penile-implant-with-ms-pump-demonstration-of-inflation-and-deflation

If its above 3 and a half inches hard you are being a giant pussy about all of this and should kys

...

Make sure that shit is legit

But tbh that other user was right, you may feel it's your small dick but you ultimately do the talking, not your dick

no girls want a 3 inch dick

man you are fat af, lose some weight before crying that no women wants you

Typical fat fuck complaing about his tiny penis. Take control over your weight first before you even think about mutilating your pecker

drelist.com/penile-enlargement-photo-gallery/ it seems legit

Most girls don't care. Seriously the female g spot is about that far into the vagina. If she likes you before she sees the dick and she leaves you because of it shes a thott anyways.

Source: am female

Furthermore, lose some fuckin weight if you are worried about your confidence with girls. It'll look bigger and it is not a Micro dick. Spend that money on weight loss instead

Small dick here, women never seemed to say anything because I was confident and "charismatic" apparently, just work on your game and charisma and your dick will suddenly seem huge to a woman if she has a crush on you

Wait wtf it's not 510k as in 510g's right?!!? That's pre small just saying liool

Moral of the story.
Lose weight
Get confident
Get fuck.

i plan on losing weight to and I'm not saying my weight isn't a problem but I see fat guys getting laid all the time

They are getting laid because they are confident and are willing to talk to women despite their appearance

You don't see small dicked guys getting laid because it's not common knowledge.
Lose weight fatty. Your dick is fine. You do seem sorta retarded though

and if i had a bigger penis I would be more confident. and I'm not retarded just a little weird

Define 'weird'

concerned about that piece of string riding ur asshole mate, hope its not what i think it is

No you won't.

You think you will, but the insecurity isnt a direct result of the small dick. Maybe its a factor, but you're not gonig to instantly dturn into a Chad because you got an implant.

Everyone I've ever known who lost a significant amount of weight thought for sure their confidence would skyrocket--- and it can/does, with time and effort-- but for years after, many still maintain the same mentality.

You're an idiot and a faggot op. KYS.

Lose weight and you will get more confident about yourself, worry about your cock later

looks like a strand of hair lsightly out of focus

The implants are known to be awful and have tons of problems. Dr. Elist spends thousands shutting down bad reviews and paying off forum owners.

Waste if money.
Ffs lose weight and it will be bigger.
Im sure also not being a fat cunt will help you gain confidence.
Killing 2 birds with 1 dick

no hoes want that fat ass on top of them lose weight lard stop crying

nah must be part of the carpet or whatever hes squatted on, way too thick and white to be pubes

From somebody that has a mesh patch hernia repair, I'd never want that shit in my penis.

Audible lulz

All of this. Seriously. If you feel like your dick is inadequate then learn how to use your hands and eat puss like Kobayashi. Study a little anatomy. I have a barely larger than average penis. I also am fat, have shitty knees. I also make sure ladies orgasm at least once before my dick even comes out. It's all about mutual nutting. Man the fuck up. You won't get into Valhalla with that attitude.

>embarrassing
that's your problem
you cant fix your emotions with surgery
your mistake is to assume that the cause of your bad feelings is physical
newsflash: it's not
just like why rich fucks are depressed too

>not a micropenis
you're fine
just be alpha enough and girls wont care
you wont be a sex god where penis is concerned, so what
i have a 9 incher and i used it quite little in the past 35 years of normal age range for that
not all harp owner is a harpist
learn to make them cum if you're into pleasing them, or just be a domineering raging cunt
girls get off of mindgames
buy a sybian, that shit will give them better orgasms than 999999 in 1 million men, literally not exagerating.
make them get off on the domination, that's what chicks crave and the ones who dont are not worth your trouble unless you're a disgusting pussylicking cuck in which case i regret giving you any time

>cries about small dick
>doesn't see the real problem
Every chick will notice that you are a fatass.
Even if you are in a nudist camp, they will notice your fat first and your dick second.
>implying they haven't ignored you by then
I bet you smell bad as well if you haven't noticed this issue yet.
So get your fedora and hit the gym!

>Promise
What shit name is that?

>but i can't talk to women because I'm scared how they'll react when they see it
youre getting ahead of yourself. you need to get them interested in your personality. no penile implant can give you that.

>nothing will change except that you'll blame your inability to talk to women on something else.
like how little hair he has left on his head but his body is covered like a gorilla?

shy? you are one fucked up dude.

>Dr. Elist spends thousands shutting down bad reviews and paying off forum owners.
speaking from experience?

>says he has a tiny dick
>posts a normal dick
Here's your problem: QUIT WATCHING PORN. you've got unrealistic expectations.

>normal dick

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It is true that you shouldn't take porn dicks as standard, BUT that dick is really small indeed.
Guess South Park was right.

>normal dick
japanese detected

Seriously my man, lose some weight. I used to be a fat fuck like you until I started eating things that weren't horrible for your health. Invest in a treadmill and better food. I always thought it was a lie but seriously, losing weight will make that shit pop out better. Don't be a cuck and give up like 4 days in either, if you really are insecure about your dick size, don't waste your money on surgery, just work out dude.

Hello Dr. Elist.

>normal dick

Stop trying to justify your own tiny dick. That's a tiny dick. You both have tiny dicks.

You can literally add another 2-3 inches by losing that fat around your penis. Get to the gym pronto, this will also help with your overall confidence. Best of luck user

Of course it seems small when it's buried in like that. Goddammit man take some gym time and you dont need a damn implant..

you dont need an implant to suck dick faggot

Literally every girl cares you don't speak for all girls marry a man with no penis then maybe I'll believe you

I'm already getting one, user. Suppose to work like a fucking charm, go with the extra large off the back.

Get the surgery if you think it'll make you more confident. But realise that this problem probably runs a little deeper than the size of your penis, so you'll need to work on those other issues at the same time, or you'll still be just as sad.

Sure do elective surgery on your dick that will be irreversible, and over time will fuck it up.

Google Vaginal Mesh to get a peek at your future.

>Source: am female
traps are not females

Most of u fucks cant even afford this surgery and ur sitting here bashing the fact hes fat like when u walk down the road do u call every fat person u see fat no u dont but since ur behind a keyboard u have balls for the first time in ur life gtfo and OP do wat u think will make u happy fuck asking these fucks for advice do u

He meant anal worms I'm pretty sure.

Daily reminder that every circumcision can cause Mico penis.
Circumcision in the 21st century is about as excusable as getting a baby a tattoo at best.

You seriously can't see the problem?

And when people give you legit advice, you just ignore them like a bitch. Loose some weigth

hey user I too have considered surgery down the road for my dick because it is misshapen, either from bad circumcision or weird genetics. I am trying everything natural first before resorting to an implant to give me additional size and a curve that points up like a dick should look.