So, I'm 18, and never dated in real life. I do not have a job, but plan to next year. I have averaged a 7...

So, I'm 18, and never dated in real life. I do not have a job, but plan to next year. I have averaged a 7.5 with girls who rated me. Give me an estimate, mofos. Any tips on how to do it? Paying is cheating ;)

Pics or it didn't happen

No tips, but good fucking luck mate.

Show your ugly ass picture

I can only give you this. Am sorry.

You plan on getting a job NEXT YEAR???

WTF?

How does someone like you exist?

Lazy POS.

Getting a job means $ and meeting people. People to date.

Sorry pal. Just turned 18. Still love you tho xx

Also, next year is like 2 months away

It means you can be some useless cunt's ATM

This is correct.

Dude if she breathes she a thoth, why care?

Who says I didn't like thots? ;)

I bet you kiss girls faggot

Never kissed a girl tbh. Never held their hands. Too lewd for a gud boi like me.

Stop being autistic, that would be a start.

Step one: dont ask girls to rate you, it makes you look retarded

Step two: talk to girls casually. Dont even think of them sexually in any way, if youre an aspie then itll only make you worse

Step three: mind what you say. Women are more sensitive and have different sense of humors

Step 4: be polite but NOT NICE. There is a big difference.

Step 5: read the situation and respond accordingly. A chick seems annoyed? Give her some room, maybe you guys are incompatable.

Step six: Keep trying, different girls, same girls, but dont overstep boundries

Step seven: STOP BEING AUTISTIC

Are you done with your studies already? What are your plans?

absolutely agree

Nah, I got really severe depression. I dropped out. Haven't told my family yet.

Wish I could stop being autistic. But I cannot talk to any girl in any real way irl.

Let a pro step in always wear skinny jeans tell them your a vegan even if your not carry a yappy toy poodle whever you go use eye liner when asked about yourself just start to cry they love that shit and also they get close call her mylady offten but not to offten dont ware a fedora you fag and lastly roofie her drink when she comes over to your basment offer somthing simple like a glass of warm milk but in reality make sure its your pony jizz jar put in the microwave you can thank me laiter when the police come

Its as simple as pretending theyre a guy who is overly sensitive. You can do it my retarded friend, i believe in you.

But I'm not Dan Schneider, and I don't work at That Guy With The Glasses.

I'm ultra shy and I can't really talk to anyone. I cannot ask a girl out in person, I fainted.

rofl

Dude im sorry to hear that. Working is far worse than studying in my opinion, money is always great and alluring but you'll just begin to hate everything around you after a few months.

Keen your emotional senses. Learn to pick up hints dropped by conversation. If she's too shallow, she's obviously not interested. Some females show attention, some show pity. Learn the difference. Some see you as a platonic punching bag. Others would want to get to know you more. Have hobbies, don't seem obsessive, stop being autistic.

I tried ending it, but I didn't have the guts.

No, I mean, like I literally cannot talk to them without feeling sick. So I don't even get that far.

grow some balls or fall out of the gene pool

like i give a fuck

So did I user but i recovered after failing. Trust me, life can be a lot better. Also like i said, just build conversation skills. There is no rush, life is a process. I learned that after almost killing myself and then recovering.

Truthful, but why are you then?

Talking to girls is easy. Just watch copious amounts of porn beforehand and they won't seem attractive in comparison.

I'm porn addicted. Porn doesn't work anymore,
>mfw

But how do you build them, without having any foundation?

Your depression is debilitating you, creating anxiety in personal conversation. You have to try, it's the only way your mind will rewire itself to be more comfortable in those situations. You have to step out of your comfort zone eventually if you want to start seeing changes. I know from experience.

But I never leave the house. I don't drive. So how do?

Just got out. Pushed myself to do things. But thats not why I attempted suicide, my girlfriend had to move to another state for her career, my father went into a come from an accident, and i got laid off due to the economy. But i forced myself to try and better myself to curb the pain i felt, and it worked. It kept my mind off of things. Go out there and focus on YOURSELF first. The rest will come

Try talking to them over the phone. Get comfortable enough to have a full on conversation. Skype. Build up to it, eventually you'll form some sense of comfort in it.

I do talk to plenty of online girls. But irl, I just lose it. Sucks hard that none of these girls live anywhere near me.

Very sorry to hear that user, I'm glad you got through it. But I'm not sure I really have the strength.

Yes you do motherfucker. Doesnt it make you angry? All the shittyness we all have to put up with? Use that shit user, motivate yourself. Life keeps kicking you. Doesnt that make you mad? Kick back! Infact, dont stop kicking until everything in your way is just a bloody pulp. Everything that pisses you off, makes you sad, everything you hate, use that to motivate you to change it. Even if you have to wade through hell. Use what you have around you to your advantage. Be smart. I Reccomend reading "Prince" by Machiavelli. It should help you understand how to take what you want. But thats all just theory made to inspire people, its up to you to use it.