Who do we buy to fix this shit?

Who do we buy to fix this shit?

Monaco + Neymar and Ramos and we'll be fine la

Mkhitaryan for 42 million

Pulisgod
He's got a decent dab game

Pulisic, Dempsey, Bradley and Brooks.

Greaseman + Mbappe for 220 million

Getting a striker
Remove some defenders who are probably going to get worse (Rojo, Smalling, etc) and replace them

Arsene Wenger

not enough dabbing

they only dabbin when they winnin

Stop buying memes that you have to build the team around. Buy players that fit the missing piece.

A top class wide player is sorely needed. Not another attacking midfielder/striker shifted out to the wings.

The good Pogba. Imagine the synchronized celebration against Ok Tractor

Berardi

you only dab when you're wiiiiiiiiiiinning

you only dab when you're winning

another exciting lesson of football-adventure by master mourinho lmao

better get used to this, win or lose, the style is not going to change

When will you faggots learn that smashing money at things won't always solve shit.

Di Maria for 80m, and Falcao for 45m

This is the attitude that gets you where you are

a new manager

simeone

allegri

zidane

enrique

Didn't score any goals so €250 mill for Neymar and Griezmann

fpbp

kek. fuck this would be a great chant

pity spee doesnt go to games

Unironically pulis

kek

KEK

>customer
>things buying big name players will make them great again
figures

enrique and zidane are shite

simeone and allegri wont leave their clubs to move to fucking manchester and manage such shitshow

Mbappe, Dragovic, Insigne

That's the perfect window if everything goes right

Diet Koke

Not sure your defence was the problem today...

Well, the position will be vacant in a few weeks time.

Is this the ABU bunker? Fucking kill me lads. Why are we so shit?

ABU is someone who doesn't like United retard

A bomb shelter is full of bombs retard

No, son.

A bomb shelter is designed to protect humanoids from the negative effects of bombs.

That's my point. He's trying to claim an ABU bunker would be for ABUs to use so I'm trying to show him how stupid he sounds.

But you thought a bomb shelter was full of bombs.

ThatsTheJoke.png

I don't get it.

Are you a female comedian?

>Insigne
he'll fit right in

>buy one of the best midfielders in the world at the time
>completely ruin him

doesn't matter who you buy

how much did you spend on an old bastian schweini

make smart purchases

Schweinsteiger'a transfer fee was like £4m. Wages of about £180k a week though.

I thought I saw 35mil, 4 isnt too bad

He cost £120m m8, what you smoking?

Ronaldo and Messi for a combined £1 billion.

he cost 9 million €

Buy a time machine and go back and get little Tsuuuuuu

Forsberg and Dybala

It's sarcasm, you stupid cunt.