Does anyone know what the NSA actually does? What's thier purpose?

Does anyone know what the NSA actually does? What's thier purpose?

Also what are thier powers? Can they see me through my phone camera just because they want/can? Can they hear my through phone pic, etc?

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their purpose is to tell the FBI where to send the party van.
and yes, if it has a camera or microphone and connects to the internet, they can access it.

They can access with no warrant?

They can access whatever the fuck they want. They only need a warrant if they want to use it against you in a court of law. Even then, its the NSA, there is probably some deep fine print saying they don't need a warrant at all.

Here we go

they dont access anything, they will however store mass amounts of incriminating or not data whether or not you have agreed to

I see... Interesting. I have a galaxy s8 with latest Android so hopefully Google has thier security up to date

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> The NSA has been reported to have access to all communications made via Google, Microsoft, Facebook, Yahoo, YouTube, AOL, Skype, Apple and Paltalk,[94] and collects hundreds of millions of contact lists from personal email and instant messaging accounts each year.[95] It has also managed to weaken much of the encryption used on the Internet (by collaborating with, coercing or otherwise infiltrating numerous technology companies to leave "backdoors" into their systems), so that the majority of encryption is inadverently vulnerable to different forms of attack

I know quite a bit of infomation about the inter-workings of the NSA. I am just not at liberty to share that information.

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ur talking about outlaws. they can get away with murder and bill ur family for bullet. they can do what they want

nice try Mr. Smith

The vault leaks showed Google patched the vulnerability in Android that allowed the NSA to access your device. As long as you have latest Android the government cant access

>purpose
Ostensibly, to monitor non-US communications, and to develop the capabilities to do so.
>Can they see me through my phone camera just because they want/can?
They probably have the capability which could be deployed with a few clicks, but to do so they're expected to have some sort of articulable reason to believe that you were involved with muh international terrism or whatever other pissant justification the dual citizens in Congress can come up with, such as, say, visiting Mongolian fly fishing enthusiast boards.

>implying there aren't others
Offense in depth, my dude.

Nsa - National search for Adolf h. (because you know.. He must be still alive somewhere..right?)

Their purpose is to provide
1. signal intelligence for USA
2. secure communication solution for USA

I've lived a few miles from the NSA my whole life and always thought everyone knew they spied on people all day long. They have computers that automatically read all emails texts and phone calls. If they computer thinks somethings suspicious then its sent to a low level person then they keep passing it along depending on if its legit or not.

A kid told me this at a party. when he was an intern all he did was read texts all day long.

Had another friends mom whos a translator and all she did was listen to russian phone calls all day.

Its a joke like every other federal government agency but they have so much power over people its weird.

This... Very weird to think of

To try to sort through the utter fucking shitfucktonloads of data they're getting buried under on a daily basis, and find ways of sorting and cataloging it to reference as required by Nat Sec interests or Law Enforcement, into meaningful, searchable data.

In short, to treat everyone everywhere as a guilty inmate in this global prison, so that when their time comes, the case file will be complete and ready to justify their prosecution. Bonus for finding threats before they come to fruition, but that's like finding a needle in a haystack before the needle is thrown in there.

To add the fourth millionth reason to not want to live in the world humans have made.

>live in the world

You mean live in the US only.

Thankfully my country dosnt have shit like the NSA or cia

Is there any way to obtain this ability? How does the NSA do it? I want to read randoms texts. Can't pass a drug test currently but the inner creeper / paranoid person in me greatly desires this tech. Pls hlp Sup Forums

So cia is to foreign intellecnce, as NSA is to us-only intelligence?

>hopefully Google has thier security up to date

There probably is a way to hack into locked ios and android devices... And if there is, no way they're revealing it. They're probably selling the hack underground black market for millions a pop

>my country
where- nigeria?
unless you live in a primitive shithole or a derivative land of inconsequence (New Zealand), guess what?
they do

>Bonus for finding threats before they come to fruition

total amount of terrorist incidents prevented by the incompetent lamers at NSA: 0

are you just fucking lazy or retarded? read the wikipedia page at least, you underaged faggot.

Your country will have Interpol or any of a hundred British equivalents, which are even more prevalent and invasive than the US's shit. There is nowhere free left in the world. Only underground, or underwater under the ice.

If that's true then it must be exploitable by the code, the NSA simply must have coded it to the point that it requires virtually no effort on their part. Therefore it must be written in the operating code of most if not all devices. Some stupa hax0r Sup Forumsro should help me find the flaw or send me to some resources to where I can learn code. Pls Sup Forums

>New Zealand
NZ is one of 7 countries that shares access and data with the NSA openly and freely.

yep.
that's why it only exists as a bonus possibility.

Yes this is true. Which is why I'm afraid to jerk off or look up weird porn lol "Hey steve. Come here look at this guy jerking it"

I believe that agencies such a NSA are somehow like mafia. Can do what they want and anything that increase their money and power. I believe that they don't even need governments money, because with this level of gathering information what stops them from using insider info about stocks. They are able to perfectly invest money with all the information they have. And as it's known money is power and power is money.

The NSA has probably seen thousands of people jerking off... They wouldn't really care about you jerking off since they're probably used to it

Havnt thought about that... True. They seem like they have access to everything and anything whenever they want... It's possible a senior official at the NSA looks at all the CEO's texts and stuff and has inside secrets.

Anyone play splinter cell in the day?

So this Sam fisher guy works for the NSA... Does anyone know of there are real life Sam fishers out there with the NSA? What's the job title? How to get a job like that?

Bump

I'm an NSA employee and work at Fort Meade. Our mission is about gathering foreign intelligence (not domestic) and can be found here: nsa.gov/about/mission-strategy/

You'd be surprised how many of my coworkers are libertarians, Sup Forumstards, suspicious of government and ready to blow the whistle at any hint of impropriety. It's why a lot of us got into it in the first place, because we wanted to blow open the doors on illegal practices. When I got here though, I just didn't see any. I don't know what every group here does, but based on the people I know, if there was something illegal going on in any group there would be a thousand whistles blown and media advised. Everything I work on is truly in the interest of our country and has nothing to do with harming U.S. citizens.

Anybody here who has a TS/SCI clearance I'm sure will agree. The classified material you have access to, you can see just makes sense why it wouldn't be public. It's not a conspiracy or anything. NSA employees are fellow Americans and worried about the same things you are.

Sup Forumsro hook me up with a job pls

Hey dude! inst Fort Meade in Maryland?
From what i know that high school school is pretty damn ghetto
Fun fact: my Ex's dad is the principal

i am part of the nsa and can confirm you dont know anything about the inter-workings of the nsa

You have to be a hacker to join us, user.

the nsa and cia monitors the entire world

tell us about aquino faggot

> Samsung
> Secure
kek

In b4 applefags think they're better off

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shill the nsa is the biggest criminal organization in the world

Why would that bother you? it's not like they are gonna personally make fun of you or come get you for looking at porn like millions of other people do.

most employees live in the Columbia area or toward Annapolis

you think they're even gayer than the cia

have no idea what or who that is

Do you have any colleague with autism at work? I mean this genius type.
Do you help sometimes with cases like child abuse etc. ?

michael aquino

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