Whats your reason for living. Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Whats your reason for living. Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Because if I am gonna die of unnatural causes, its going to be in combat damn it

you sound like a massive faggot who couldn't join the military as a fucking cook let alone a combat position.

Because if i've hit rock bottom then the only way life can go is up.

Also i cant smoke weed and play video games if i'm dead.

I don't have one anymore.
She walked out.

this is gonna be the guy that calls himself a veteran after washing out

bc I have to save the entire human race

Her loss.

Im busy using up valuable resources that could have gone to more deserving people.

I want to graduate so I can start making money so i can buy a place, garage, car and prostitutes.

14 words brother. 14 words.

To spite you fuckers.

Because I've been living with my girlfriend for 6 months, and we're still fucking twice daily.

I don't care

I go to a good uni and since my dad is a prof I get 0 tuition. And I still want to get YEEZYS

I like food too much

Soon, just waiting for remaining parent to go so no one is adversely affected

I have to complete my video game collection before I die

I masturbate and I drink. I drink, and I masturbate.

Parents are still alive, but I'm hoping a heart attack will take me any day now.

unfortunately mine are both alive and knowing the pain it would cause them stops me

yeah same here. except my dad died

my sister too, it would break her heart. They would blame themselves forever.

my sisters are cunts fuck them

i like mayonnaise too much

sorry. Mine is nice.