My little sister just asked me to buy one of these for her off of Amazon

My little sister just asked me to buy one of these for her off of Amazon.

Should I?

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Yes. Offer to help her use it. Video. Post.

depending on how "little" w're talking that's a serious toy. Poor girl will never get off with a guy.

No she didn't. Go roleplay somewhere else

Well depends. How old is she?

3rd PBP

no
get one of those dick molds and get a dildo made in your shape

No.

You'll turn her into a cock gobbling slut and your parents will end up paying for her illegitimate niglets.

samefag.

How old?

16

Old enough

tell her to buy it herself lazy bitch take cash from mom get a prepaid credit-card at any store lazy cunt

golden opportunity for blackmail, tell her on the condition that you can watch or that she takes pics/vids. Don't let this chance slip op

Yea do it. It’s that or she goes and get the d so might as well then you can always remember where she got her pleasure from. Post a pic of her. Don’t have to show face but would like to see that too

You're an idiot.

Do it, we need more sluts in this world.

Can't buy Adult Toys with prepaid gift cards. Amazon won't allow it.

It has to be a real credit card.

fucking this!

Sit her down and give her a talk about it.

Explain that its fine to use a dildo and vibes, but to start slow.

Explain how it can actually desensitize the nerve endings in the long run.

If shes adamant to needing it, get it for her, but plead her to keep as part of a rotation.

And to use it too. Get yourself the sleeve that attaches to the end and just let it take its course.

Shits so cash

like I said, golden opportunity. She wants something her parents cant know about, ask for something in return.

Yes, best orgasms ever. After a girl gets into using them, it desensitizes them and can't get off without the super powerful vibes

Or this prevents her from getting blacked and having nigger babies?

this isnt fantasy, its real life where op wants to be a wizard and own a magic wand to shove into his asshole.

this is the type of faggot that wants to roleplay being a lolipop but has finally decided he wants a proper stick.

No, because that's a pervy thing to do. She can get one herself. If she wants tobacco or alcohol get it for her though so she doesn't have to go through sketchy people/scenarios to get it anyway.

Be a good brother and tell her no you stupid sperglord.

She may thank you and think you're a cool brother now, but when she grows up and has kids the fact that you did this will always be lingering in the back her mind and she'll never trust you with kids.

Don't be this short sighted.

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get her the 38"

dude wtf. does that get into the stomach?

>being this fucking stupid.

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fuck the both of you, im sure that the large intestine isnt 3 feet long

Takes 5 seconds to Google it, man.

large intestine-5 feet, small intestine-23 feet. #themoreyouknow

Your'e correct. It is 5 feet long.

Those are like dipsticks for shit.

Bullshit. no way.

People would be fucking 40 feet tall, idiot.

Large intestine is 1.5 meters in length for the average adult
Do you know what comes after the large intestine? Because it isn't the stomach

Take a cord and ball it up tightly.

the magical world of fairies of course.

even after a thorough enema?

>American detected

I lost.

i would

huh?

Tell her yes, but tell her you want to make certain mom and dad don't find it cause you don't want to get into trouble, so she has to keep it in your bedroom.

She can only use it in your bedroom. It never leaves your room.

I'm only guessing here, but I think you'd need an unhealthy amount of water flushed through to clear out the shit 3 feet into your intestine.

Note the size of the balled up cord. Untangle it and measure its length.
The large and small intestines are long tubes that are coiled up in our guts.

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What does that have to do with anything?

you're trolling at this point

he was trolling way earlier than that point dude, surprised it took you so long to figure out

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>Go roleplay somewhere else

fucking newfags

Yeah, that's unhealthy as fuck. If you do that, better have insurance because you're going to get sick a lot from flushing out all the beneficial bacteria with antimicrobial treated tap water.

Fuck yes

2old

These ones are better. More powerful.

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>more one star reviews than 5 star reviews

Larping faggot

newfag detected

just fuck her instead