How do I sell my soul to the devil?

How do I sell my soul to the devil?

get married to a woman /thread

You can't /thread your own comment, especially when its as awful as that one, you dumb nigger

this

Become a musician.

The devil doesn't want your soul. This is Christian nonsense meant to demonize earth religions.

Perform a ritual and offer pain as your sacrifice for what you want in return. Easy as pie my friend.

Become a woman

lol

Go to the crossroads. Be there at midnight. A man in black will come along, and it won't be that made-up Slenderman, either. He'll fix you thought up. For a price.

Work for Facebook.

you came to Sup Forums llready have

cancer

Desire power
????
Profit

Call up Ed at Best Quality Vacuum Repair. its in New Mexico.
ask for a dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract 60 Pressure Pro
have the money ready and do exactly as he says or its no deal

Ok, Saul.

you know Sup Forums isnt for stupid shit that already has its own board

Do you accept Bitcoin?

send nudes

Please explain further

who possessed my laptop and put tranny porn on my desktop. no joke

2010 called, it wants its shitty reply back

Why would you sell your soul, Mike Tyson sold his souls and still ended up in prison for a crime he didnt commit

maybe he can't but i can.
/Thread madafaka

Watch the tutorial.

I'll take it.

I know, I've seen your thread. It probably wasn't the devil.