Go to kitchen

>go to kitchen
>see this
>what do?

I'm all over that. Gay sex baby

puke

kill myself

Tell Kevin Spacey to get the fuck out

Pour cooking oil all over him and set it on fire.

I'll fucking put a thick glaze of cum on that dessert.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?!?!?!

turn 360 degrees AND NO SCOPE THAT BOIPUCCI

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I'd tell him to go wash all that dumb shit off, then i'd fuck him in the ass and give him a reach around (no homo)

Pound the sweet ass.

>thatsthefuckingjokedipshit.pdf

I'd go full gay with him !

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what a newfag amirite

"Get the fuck out of my house youre getting chocolate all over my goddamn floor, im calling the cops"

IDIOT HE WAS ONLY PRETENDING

Fucking ew
Why does it looks like mustard?

I don’t know how you could be here, or anywhere else, for more than an hour and not see that.

Tell Hank Allen to put his warts away

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Turn 180 and walk towards

Exactly this.

holy fuck

Kick, i was gonna make an ice cream sundae later. This faggot used up all my chocolate and sprinkles

This is not normal
Stop trying to make this normal
Disdain
>Sage

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This is the perfect answer in my opinion.
Can't beat em, join em

Stab it to death then call police.

Why did the sandnigger shoot more than once? Seems like a waste of bullets.

tell him to go clean this ridiculous mess up we are all adults here ffs.
then slap dat ass and start pounding away

Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy

Get the hose

dude don't call the police after stabbing you will go to jail man.
keep that shit down low

Shoot him.

Punching bag

Straight kick to the exposed balls. Dumbass, get out of my house.

The same shit we see daily
Be reminded

call a doctor, i see a huge tumor !

clean her up with my tongue

any traps want to kik

amazing
this is the only way

not even getting into the fucking him/her bullshit but that is a straight up dude right there

Naked? Crazy? on my property without my permission? Welp good thing there's something called self-defence.

defense

kek

if you actually need to defend yourself against a pussy ass faggot you are a serious wimp

cut myself a slice of cake

>bullets

start chanting FAAAAAAAGGOTTTT, FAAAAAAAAAGGOTTT, FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGOTTTT!!!!!!

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lick the chocolate syrup off and walk away. Fucking love chocolate syrup

precisely.

Breed that boyhole

Thanks man!

It's literally shit. Ignore the filename.

NEWFAG DETECTED

no u