Pregnant and Scared

>Dear Amy: I am a happily married 27-year-old woman about to have my first baby, and I am terrified because it isn't my husband's baby.

>Last spring, another woman and I took a trip to the Bahamas. At the hotel I had a massage and was seduced by the masseur. I tried to resist, but I guess I got carried away. I sort of cooperated once things got started.

>After some prenatal tests, my doctor recently told me that the baby's blood type is different from both my husband's and mine, which means the baby is not his. When the baby is born, it will be very obvious: My husband and I are white, and the masseur is black.

>I can't tell my husband; I think that he would leave me. It's too late for an abortion. What can I do? Please advise me.

>— Pregnant and Scared

chicagotribune.com/lifestyles/askamy/ct-ask-amy-ae-0514-20160514-column.html


Why are men so irrational? It's supposed to be a joyous time in this woman's life as she's having her first child, yet she's scared that her husband is going to leave her. Even if the baby is not his, that's no reason for him to leave. Honestly, his wife is sorry and loves him. If she didn't, she wouldn't have any anxiety in telling him and hurting their relationship.

If men weren't so irrational about cheating, they could work this out and get passed it eventually, but the first thing they want to do is yell and call the wives that they supposedly love, "sluts", "whores", etc.

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>bump

Really dying from laughing.

>women will defend this

Maximum bait. Nothing to see here move along and sage

>I'm afraid he won't want to stay with me after I cuckolded him and that he won't want to raise another man's baby
Really?

THIS THREAD IS A SLIDE THREAD

DO NOT BUMP THIS THREAD

LET IT DIE

if this is true this is truly horrible

civilization is crumbling

There's nothing to laugh about. A child will potentially grow up without a father. Her husband has the chance to raise him to be an a productive member of society, or he can abandon him, and doom him to never having a father, because ONCE AGAIN, men are irrational and don't want to marry single mothers.

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saw this a while back and almost posted it on Sup Forums

heres another good one i saw recently

yahoo.com/beauty/happened-fell-love-much-younger-160000348.html

So much bait right here. Not even worth any ones time.

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>I Fell in Love with a Much Younger Man While I Was Still Married. And now he lives with my husband, my children, and me.
Oh my god, already max kek

If I was the husband I'd stay with her but say it would be too painful to raise another mans child. After the adoption fully went through I'd file for divorce. She would have lost her husband and baby.

>I got carried away

lel

Can you imagine if men were the ones who could get pregnant instead? Adultery would be punishable by death, I guarantee you. None of this "I'm not sexually satisfied" or "It was in the moment!" or "I was coerced!" bullshit would fly.

That's diabolical. I love it.

>january 2007

Yeah I saw that too and almost posted it. I guess I was just too depressed in the end.

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Good job on the OP, have a bump you made me laugh

>Dear Scared: I appreciate the fact that you are assuming some responsibility for participating in this sexual encounter, which from the way you describe it sounds less like seduction than coercion (and possibly assault) to me. Or is this how you are justifying your own choices? Only you can know.

>This hotel employee should not be seducing, coercing or having sex with hotel guests during massage sessions. (Giving a consenting adult a cell number and hooking up off the premises is another matter.) If he coerced or forced you to have sex with him, then you should have gone to hotel management and the police immediately in order to prevent him from preying on other hotel guests.

Somehow IT'S STILL NOT HER FAULT

>After some prenatal tests, my doctor recently told me that the baby's blood type is different from both my husband's and mine, which means the baby is not his.

What kind of idiotic doctor is intelligent/skilled enough to perform an amniocentesis but doesn't know a fetus can have a different blood type than its parents?

That bitch is lying and making excuses for fucking a nigger.

I like that it says the break the news in a neutral place, like a women's health clinic.

I'd tell my wife that she could only enter the house to get her belongings, then get in the car, and head home alone.

>Even if the baby is not his, that's no reason for him to leave.
This is pretty good bait but its to obvious.

2/10, don't overdo it.

Also this was hilarious. Burn the coal, pay the toal and all that yadayadayada.

>and doom him to never having a father
But he has a father, he is a masseur at a hotel in the Bahamas.

here is the best paragraph from the article imo

>Yes, there was the darkest moment of all, which came about three weeks in: my husband came home with the specific intention of surprising us having sex during the day, and even picked the lock to fling the door open to the master bedroom. My sweet companion fled the scene, and I expected I would never see him again. Amazingly, my husband felt bad enough that he called my lover a few minutes later and apologized for freaking out, and hoped he hadn't driven him out of my life forever because he was clearly making me happy.

>those kike rune tattoos
I don't think so Shlomo

>she should have gotten an abortion right away
>she should have been tested for STDs right away
>she should have went to the police right away

Sounds like she completely avoided reality and refused to accept responsibility for her actions. This is as big a warning sign that he should leave her as the initial cheating was.

She had ONE JOB.

She FAILED IT.

There is a lesson here for her hopefully soon to be ex-husband though.

Spare the rod, spoil the child.

Something to keep in mind if you ever marry a child.

>my husband felt bad enough that he called my lover a few minutes later and apologized for freaking out, and hoped he hadn't driven him out of my life forever because he was clearly making me happy.
WHAT THE FUCK?

>i-it's not an insult
>still gets offended by it

ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

>she should have went to the police right away
you forgot sudoku

>blocking the name

Yeah and 20 minutes later the police will be knocking on your door to drag you off in cuffs. You underestimate the power of a crying woman.

That woman should die, and so should you, this is not irrational, it is about weeding out the genetics in society that produce a weak nation. A lack of fidelity in sexual matters creates a situation that lends itself to hypergamy, hypergamy lends itself to lowered reproduction rates and lowered societal growth potential in addition a lack of sexual chastity in women also lends itself to feminism and other movements that cause society to, once again, further decay. This is how we wound up with europe on the ropes and america heading there fast, the only solution is a reversal of this societal trend by force if necessary. Once again, she should die, and so should you, this is not irrational, this is not some show of masculine pride, this is merely the end result of scientific research into the subject.

>Even if the baby is not his, that's no reason for him to leave.
>If men weren't so irrational about cheating, they could work this out
If you stay with someone after they betray your trust like that, you are disrespecting yourself.

>from the way you describe it sounds less like seduction than coercion (and possibly assault) to me.

The fuck it does. Sounds like she and her girlfriend went to the Bahamas to get fucked by some BBC. And that happened, but then she got pregnant (whoops).

dude quads lmao

dubs quads has spoken

>Tattoo
>Fat, bruised thighs

Pig disgusting

>Invest money and affection for decades in your marriage
>Work and be faithful to your whoreful wife
>She manages to get a Jamals dick inside her
>All those years and money lost, investing on the whore
>You could have travelled the world with that money
>You could have fucked pornstars while single
>You will never get those years back
>You will never get that money back
>No rational reason for leaving her

Kill yourself.

>tell him it was in the oven to long and got a little dark

Just cuck my shit up

Atleast you made the thread slightly different this time 2/10

She can still sue the black guy for child support and get alimony from the husband. She'll be laughing all the way to the bank.

Oy vey! Nice Hebrew tattoos, I wonder who is behind this propaganda?

I know this is bait, but I just can't help myself.
Healthy, normal, mentally stable men don't want to be cucked. We don't want to raise some other mans child. We are genetically predisposed towards passing on our traits and promoting our succession both genetically and sociologically. When we are unable to do so, we might be able to reconcile raising another couples child, but this requires a substantial commitment to that mental reconciliation that they aren't your flesh and blood.

When this is made more obvious by substantial ethnic and racial differences, that mental reconciliation is made even more difficult. When that difference is introduced suddenly as a bombshell due to a cheating spouse, any normal and healthy man would react with disgust and anger. Furthermore, the afore mentioned reconciliation process is unlikely to be possible due to the permanent association of betrayal.

Thrown in that this bitch fucked a subhuman nigger and produced a vile noglet, it'd be fully understandable if the dude didn't gut her and her subhuman spawn, right there in the delivery room.

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while I agree with you, you sound like a faggot

>she fell in love with the bbc

> black guy
> child support

What? Are you twelve?

>wanting to have a faithful wife
>wanting to have your own kids
>irrational

I know this is bait, but FFS.

Why is cats mating so funny?

Damn... it's not her fault though. No white woman can resist the BBC. She's probably not getting satisfied by her husband's tiny white dick, causing her to seek black cock. Her husband should be responsible for the child

why every day

everyknows your shill, no effect

just give up

Paternity tests should be mandatory.

>There's nothing to laugh about.
Try and stop me, Erica. GO BACK TO THE FUCKING KITCHEN AND BRING MY CURRY

I bet the poor husband didn't even know there was a problem.

Women totally invent shit like this in hindsight to alleviate their bold-faced bullshit.

>but I wasn't haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy for years

Women are garbage. I'm so much better off dating younger women with my 3 kids grown up. Divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.

the only responsible thing you can do with that child is kill it in the womb.

I look like my father replica and nothing like my mother, he sometimes jokes that she was switched in maternity ward (you know how babies get switched in those stories). It's almost like he cucked my mother and laughing in her face every now and then, but that is not possible thankfully. Imagine their roles reversed.

holy shit the rarest

>Even if the baby is not his, that's no reason for him to leave
That is actually the most legitimate reason to leave a woman.
It is the second biggest violation of trust a woman can do to their husbands.
First being killing their husband in their sleep/poisoning their food.

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>get impregnated by black masseuse on vacation

>hide it from husband until black baby exits vagina

>why are men so irrational

Yet trump is against abortion... hmm...

>You have to tell your husband about this. You simply have no choice. However, it would be helpful for you to rehearse this conversation with a trusted friend or professional counselor. You and your husband should discuss this in a neutral environment. Planned Parenthood offers pregnancy and adoption counseling. Counselors working for this agency have seen it all, and you will not be judged. Your local Planned Parenthood office will refer you to a social worker and will be by your side while you and your husband walk this very difficult path.

Amy responded correctly.

Also I would immediately terminate an employee that was having sex with clients. That's fucking ridiculous.

I probably would feel worse if the whore where with other man.

> it sounds less like seduction than coercion

Is that why she said "seduced" and not "coerced?"

>potentially

What's going on in that pic?

Damn thats absolutely fucked up. This is why I won't allow my wife to see male massueses when she goes to the spa.

I feel bad for the husband though... When my wife had our baby, much to our surprise- he was black. me and my wife are both as white as can be. At first i assumed the worst (obviously) but then she explained that her great great grandparents on her mom's side were black, so she must have had a recessive black gene that made our boy the way he is. I'll never forget the devestation i first felt though... that poor guy.

rape

What an ugly girl.

>He started the conversation with me — at least that's what I think, and I'm going to roll with that, because although my motivations were far from ulterior, I need to know I wasn't trawling for a boy-toy, even subconsciously.

>it was real in my mind

That's because with the other option you'd be dead you big silly hue

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But both of them have their arms around each other

Eh, she's a retard for racemixing. If you're gonna cheat and not use protection, do it with the same race

Dear Amy: My daughter just turned 16 and received a new car.

I'm so worried about her.

Every day I watch the news and hear about a new accident, and I worry that one day it will be her in one of those accidents.

Without her knowing, I installed a tracking device in her car so that I can monitor where she is.

I've also recently started reading her journal and going through her drawers to see if she is using drugs or having sex. I know I'm going into her private space, but I just want to make sure that she's OK.

Should I be doing something differently?

i dont know.. maybe its the best advice the wife could get and the best thing she could do in this situation, but still, if i were the husband i wouldnt even do that. id leave her as soon as she told me and she could deal with the abortion/adoption/keeping the kid on her own. its embarrassing enough to have this happen between the two of you, but to deal with this with other people like social workers even though thats their job? nope

This is completely off topic and looks like pasta. Are you a bot, shill, or just plain stuipid?

>letting your wife go to the Bahamas alone
>letting your wife be massaged by any man but you

#KEK

Nice slide thread. Everyone knows whores get thrown straight into the trash, no exceptions - nothing to discuss.

>great great grandparents on her mom's side were black, so she must have had a recessive black gene that made our boy the way he is. I'll never forget the devestation i first felt though... that poor guy.

You joke but this lie has been successfully executed.

>Filmmaker Lacey Schwartz grew up in a typical upper middle class Jewish household in Woodstock, NY, with loving parents and a strong sense of her identity, despite occasional remarks from those around her who wondered how a white girl could have such dark skin. As a child she believed her family’s explanation — that her appearance was inherited from her dark-skinned Sicilian grandfather — but when she reaches her adolescence, and her parents abruptly separate, her gut begins to tell her something else.

pbs.org/independentlens/films/little-white-lie/

I'm surprised Sup Forums doesn't reference the film more often because it's about a Jewish man who gets cuckolded.

Nah. Why are you oppressing him with a social construct?

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>letting
if she wants to go alone then that means you got the wrong wife

This tbqh. You're letting your wife go to a place where she'll be surrounded by well hung black men. Did you really think she wouldn't get blacked?

here you go
>inb4 v&

3/4 the advice is convincing her that she was raped by the masseur.

RARE!

>Dear Amy: I am a happily married 27-year-old man about to have my first baby, and I am terrified because it isn't my wife's baby.

>Last spring, another friend and I took a trip to the Bahamas. At the hotel she gave me a massage seduced me. I tried to resist, but I guess I got carried away. I sort of cooperated once things got started.

>After some prenatal tests, my doctor recently told me that her baby's blood type is the same as mine but different from my wife's, which means the baby is not hers. When the baby is born, I will adopted it and it will live with me, it will be very obvious: My wife and I are white, and the female friend is chinese.

>I can't tell my wife; I think that she would leave me. It's too late for an abortion. What can I do? Please advise me.

>— Soon-to-be-dad and Scared

cucktribune.com/lifestyles/askamy/ct-ask-amy-ae-0514-20160514-column.html


Why are women so irrational? It's supposed to be a joyous time in this man's life as he's having his first child, yet he's scared that his wife is going to leave him. Even if the baby is not hers, that's no reason for her to leave. Honestly, her husband is sorry and loves her. If he didn't, he wouldn't have any anxiety in telling her and hurting their relationship.

If women weren't so irrational about cheating, they could work this out and get passed it eventually, but the first thing they want to do is yell and call the husbands that they supposedly love, "sluts", "whores", etc.

burn the coal, pay the toll!

Where's the restart humanity button?
It needs to be cleansed and I don't think we deserve another chance...

Is New Caledonia even a real place?