/heem/: khabib nurmagomedov edition

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6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen

Previous thread: News:

>Bader to make Bellator debut against King Mo
mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ryan-bader-to-make-bellator-debut-vs-king-mo-lawal-in-new-york

>Damir Hadzovic vs. Marcin Held added to UFC Fight Night 109 in Stockholm
mmajunkie.com/2017/04/damir-hadzovic-vs-marcin-held-added-to-ufc-fight-night-109-in-stockholm

>Mousasi says he knows how Weidman is going to fight
mmamania.com/2017/4/1/15136298/gegard-mousasi-says-he-knows-how-chris-weidman-is-going-to-fight-at-ufc-210

>UFC signs Naoki Inoue
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/847852609499258880

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CORAL SPRINGS

/heem/ is forever

Bless

>UFC signs Naoki Inoue

Flyweight = WGAF

My little sister is bigger than those guys

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*GADOODAG*

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Fuck khabib nomakeweightgonedick

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Anyone who hates Schaub is not a fan of MMA. It's time to grow up.

NotePad unironically deleted his early thread post in the previous thread lol. He's out of his mind.

You are the biggest loser on all of /heem/

Do you have that saved, ClipBoard?

Impossible, he's no notepad/spergop/swissop/khabibfan/cruzfan/webmguy/notapersonality

Do not talk to me or my husband's daughter ever again

Two of those people definitely fucked to create the third, but I'm not sure which is which.

have you considered what you're going to do when your graduate high school

How far would he have gone if he had actually had a chin?

He needed more than just a good chin. That's why Rogan tore into him and forced him to retire.

>when your graduate high school

kek

It's good to see that the UFC is trying to make the division deeper
I'm disappointed that they didn't sign more guys from the Cejudo-Benavidez TUF season

Make threads on Sup Forums and kick off if people don't use mine

Wbu?

Why does the sperg reply to himself?

why is Tiger Schaub such a little bitch

for attention

i'm in college majoring in a STEM field

I am happy any time someone with dyed hair gets heem'd

congrats you're still a huge loser

And what are you going to do after that?

get a job

dwarf

it's normal for someone his age, most babies cry a lot and are very easy to scare

Anyone got any Dad Kelly webms?

>get a job
Then what? That can't be your end plan?

>most babies cry a lot and are very easy to scare
sounds just like his dad, although Tiger probably has a better chin even at his current weight class

Guys please I need an honest answer I'm not even trolling, did Schaub really name his kid Tiger or is it some dorky nickname?

me and a brit made a fuckton of them a while back, you can find them in this thread and the one that comes after it

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74519114/#74523044

Dustin and Conor are both starting to look like Cody

not everyone who sees you for the autistic loser you are is the dwarf, congrats on ruining the general faggot

>Bader to make Bellator debut against King Mo
Why is everyone glancing over the fact they had this fight pre made, like they knew Mo was going to win?

Are fuckton of boards being merged or is it an April fools joke? /o/ is currently unavailable and is said to be merged with some other mechanical board

Due to cuts in government funding for the arts and our spring break trip to mootxico, we've had to combine a few boards. Try and make some new friends!

JUSTFUCKMYSHITUP

/mlpol/ is the best board on Sup Forums

To keep this post on topic, what are your opinions on a potential rematch between Michael Johnson and Nate Diaz?

Is this your first year on Sup Forums?

Won't happen if anything Nate fights Tony

>blatantly breaks the rule he got banned for
>now concerned with being on topic

Been here since 2009 unironically I never experienced an April fools 4chin joke

There has only been one every year. Somehow all of moots were shittier than this gooks.

HD stream where

>this gooks
Mate do you actually think Hiro was behind this. It's mostly just the mods and swaglord I imagine, I don't think Hiro even bothers with this place anymore outside of a few complaints about his Ad agency redirecting to malware

You sure

Why would /o/ be completely kill if it wasn't a cruel joke

>Khabib should have been champ for 3 years by now

Yeah, I doubt Nate would take that fight, since he seems to only want big fights now

i think Johnson could win a rematch, he won the first round pretty clearly, but Nate ran away with the 2nd and 3rd rounds when he got Johnson emotional and lured him into a brawl

I think Johnson would have beaten Nate if he fought like he did in the first round for the whole fight

Nah, Johnson couldn't get inside Nate was just too long and lanky

Sounds like someone should have been more careful

>the ufc used to have a black ring girl

She did a naked photoshoot and got fired. Then Brittney and Arianny did a naked photoshoot and nothing happened.

When is the april fool shit gonna be over

April 2nd

then Arianny flew out to Abu Dhabi to get pooped and peed on and she got loads of moneys

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h-how many hours

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8

post pic!!!!!

Dude those leaked pictures are nowhere to be found, Arianny must have had good lawyers

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This KO is so weird, it looks like he hit him on the eyebrow, and it doesn't even look like he was swinging that hard. but I guess this goes to show why jack slack is always on about 'creating collisons', it really does double the force of a blow.

found a rich white dude and had a career ending pregnancy apparently

would whitewash

Me on the right

Do you know any heavyweight manlet thats 5'7

literally looks like a chimpanzee wearing a ton of makeup

The beautiful Chandella.

interesting

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gina carano is 4 years older than ronda

4x hotter too

20 years from now,Flyweights will be 5'10 on average

Gina was 26 when she lost to Cyborg
Ronda was 27 when she lost to Holly

200 years from now Heavyweights will be cutting to Flyweight with reverse-engineered alien technology

And I've got eight years more semen saved up for Gina than for Ronda, so it evens out.

>Tfw Rampage lost

oh well King Mo looked like a goof and now he will get BTFO by Bader in an equally shitty fight

Rizin > UFC

You know that the next Rizin is a PPV, right?

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heeminder

haha abril bools

you know it senpai

If you had to impregnate one fighter who would it be? I would choose Valentina because we are the same age and she would make a good wife/mother

RIP Brad

if you don't choose Gabi Garcia you are retarded

>Rizin+KSW+Jungle Fight+Bellator+M1 Global combine to form World Championship Fighting(WCF)

Pick the logo

but I'm straight

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any event tonight ?

UFC: Connor vs Floyd is tonight you casual

Cage warriors is on on fighpass right now

Manuwa is walking out some goof

ur old

but pic related

Anyone have any idea when Kron will fight again?

t.CodyFan

I thought about Grasso and even though shes a goddess I'm not sure I'd want to have a half mexican kid

>UFC: Connor vs Floyd
wew i thought that day would never come
who hypeeed!!
ill pass unless paddy the baddy is fighting