TEX:Adrian Beltre could begin season on DL TOR:Blue Jays sign Chris Coghlan to minors deal TB:Rays designate Nick Franklin for assignment SF:Samardzija fires five shutout innings Friday MLW:Anderson tosses five shutout one-hit frames TEX:Hamels fires six shutout innings vs Royals PIT:Tyler Glasnow named as Pirates fifth starter CIN:Reds release outfielder Desmond Jennings SF:Matt Cain earns final spot in Giants rotation CLE:Kipnis (shoulder) says he's 'turned a corner' CLE:Tito confirms Brantley will be on OD roster COL:Rockies designate Jason Motte for assignment
Would any of you make out with a guy for free opening day tickets? No homo of course.
Juan Evans
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Julian Perry
>If krause can get in a HOF, then so can I
Hunter Scott
It's not gay of you're receiving something out of the deal.
Alexander Harris
Lmao your obsession with me is unparalleled. If you want to buy me a drink, just tell me. Don't be a passive aggressive pussy.
Carter Cox
One guy is too little of a number. Make it THREEEEEEEEEEEE
Robert Moore
Hourly reminder
Caleb Cooper
I'll be front row home plate at the brewers home opener
Bentley Torres
Rockies.
Owen Wright
How much did you pay for those tickets?
Parker Flores
It's only gay if it's four dudes and you're not the one taking advantage of them
Tyler Robinson
>Don't be a passive aggressive pussy. I'm not surprised you want to stay away from pussy
Easton Watson
Reply to this post with your ACES Opening Day statline (Phillies, Padres, Twins, Angels, Reds, and Brewers fans don't need to reply)
>7 IP, 4 H, 2 ER, 8 SO, 1 BB
Tyler Martin
Mets are going to make it to the world series
Michael Adams
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Jayden Torres
Bring a sign that's says Sup Forums
Joshua Cox
5 dollars.
Levi Sanchez
>6 IP, 5 H, 2 ER, 10 K, 2 BB
Ryder Perez
>barves 7.1 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 10 SO, 4 SB
Jacob Thompson
Post the reddit mlb meetup pictures
Benjamin Collins
What the fuck
Luke Cox
I can't wait desu.
Ayden Wilson
7 IP, 3 H, 0 ER, 4 SO, 2 BB No decision
Ryder Sanders
Sit next to the girl with big tits
Dominic Davis
Hey Ecuador, would you make out with three guys for free beer.
Wyatt Russell
Barves will beat you on opening day.
Charles Jenkins
>another Cubs fan What would you do for free alcohol?
Ryan Butler
He's going to have a good year I think, but he should seriously keep the pitch counts low. We don't want to see him tear his elbow
Xavier Anderson
my dubs say otherwise
Nathaniel Kelly
>that phrasing Hey so seeing as you already lost a World Series title to an AL Comedy Central team, feel like doing it again this season?
Luke Thomas
nothing...a friend of mine invited me on short notice after one of the guys they usually go with bailed (they're all in their 50s-60s)
I'll think about it. Kind of hesitant to explain what Sup Forums is to a bunch of older professional men though.
Jack Brown
No. They'll lose from meme magic and Bruce having some actual power. Plus no familia to blow a game
>Using Reddit >Ever
Daniel Adams
>Mr. mo'Lester, how many kisses from gay guys does it take to rack up a $200 tab at the gay bar in Boystown
>mo: Let's find out >a one >a two >a THREE >THREE
Henry Foster
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Logan Morris
They won't lose to a AL central team. Indians will blow it this year to be fair. You may have Lindor, kluber, Bauer, Miller, and others, but the pitching is a mix
Landon Carter
front row amy is like 5 seats to the left of these seats
Samuel Morris
Sure, if I don't know them then it isn't gay.
Rob a liquor store.
Juan Cruz
Manfred should ban corporate names for ballparks desu.
Joseph Green
>The Mariners now have matte batting helmets
BASED
Leo Myers
Just say it's a place where people around the world talk about sports, and mess around and crack jokes
Xavier Rivera
>Cubs fans
Alexander Ward
interestingly enough the mets had the best opening day record in all of baseball at one point. i think we've since lost it though
Ethan Ross
Gary Sanchez uses steroids
Dylan Bell
Purely conjecture. You're obviously just jealous of him.
Ryan Morris
Steroids should be mandatory for all players.
David Phillips
>Sure, if I don't know them then it isn't gay. >lifelong fans keep proving stereotypes true
Justin Ramirez
Relief pitching maybe, if we're not talking about Allen and Shaw on their good days or Miller. Carrasco, Salazar, and Tomlin are solid, more than Bauer though I think he'll have a career year this season. Outside of injuries like last season I don't see how they blow it.
Elijah Jackson
*stays clean for his career* *breaks your home run record*
Joseph Richardson
We'll see what real gays have to say about all this.
Luis Fisher
That's not how you spell "the entire Cubs roster" or "Pilates"
Mason Murphy
*loses ROTY*
Jaxson Campbell
lol @ all of these buttblasted autists. The Cubs are going to 3peat, while y'all try to paint the Cubs fanbase as homosexual but fail in the process, much like your favorite baseball team.
Ryder Johnson
Encarnarcion could be a fluke and just be a waste like Bruce was during the stretch, but you could also have the injury bug. Plus Brantley being a very flimsy player of sorts and kipnis hurt, it could be a very shaky year for the Indians. But you should win the division
John Miller
Fulmer is shit. So are the tiggers.
Grayson Ortiz
*misses playoffs*
Nathan Brooks
>people pretending to be me now Lmao this is getting pathetic
Cooper Harris
The Cubs are going to easily cruise to the NLCS again, at the very least.
Zachary Davis
>It's only gay if he isn't an alcoholic What kind of thought process is that?
Caleb Thomas
You've been really dedicated these past few months, it is a little surprising that I have such a fan, even if you're a raging faggot.
Colton James
as does jash donaldson and most baseball players tbqh
David Scott
that makes sanshit and the stankees: _____
are you memeing as fulmer or sanchump now? I can't tell
Aiden Morgan
>Easily cruise
The Mets exist and swept the Cubs when they had the same core minus zobrist
Isaac Williams
>3peat I fucking see what you did there
Gabriel Walker
Oh yeah, and what'd I tell ya'll, Russell hitting bombs this spring, gonna make Tulowiski his bitch and come up as the #1 SS, all at the age of 23.
Connor Foster
it was actually the most lopsided NLCS win ever lol
Grayson Cooper
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Nolan Harris
Rags t bh
John Garcia
I feel this year will be allot like 95 and next year 96
Jackson Thomas
AL MVP: Jose Altuve AL CYA: Chris Sale AL ROTY: Andrew Benintendi AL MOTY: AJ Hinch
>Two mo'Lesters in this thread One more, and there will be free beer for everyone
Aiden Mitchell
I know I said top five But I'm top two.
Anthony Butler
I don't know what kinda gay shit you're talking about, but in apehoop, 3peat has a distinct meaning.
Colton Jackson
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Cameron Sullivan
I bet you get hard visualizing 3 dudes making out, eh?
Bentley Reed
shut up TY youre such a fucking idiot i bet if i sucked your dick you would like it
Aiden Taylor
it'll be a Red Sox-Indians ALCS, and the Indians will probably win because >Price.
Hunter Bennett
Brantley is back to form though (thank you jesus) and Kipnis is just on the DL for precautionary measures. Not that lying about players' health hasn't happened before, I don't think that's the case. As for Encarnación, even if he doesn't put up career average numbers he'll still be an improvement at first/dh. Indians also have lots of promising talent outside of Lindor (Ramírez, Naquin, Pérez, Diaz, and Zimmer who will show up in June most likely).
of course I'm biased
David Smith
choose
Bentley Davis
>Murphy
Fuck him, but minus his power, he was a drain at second. Defense by him cost us a World Series win. Also, the Yankees sox series in '04 is lopsided as power slid faster then my life from watching the mets
Kevin Scott
Mariners!
Parker Campbell
Daniel Tosh? What are you doing here?
Jackson Bailey
Good to see you accepting reality. Except you've got one thing wrong, the Red Sox will lose the ALDS. It'll be a Houston-Cleveland ALCS.
Easton Perez
Texas Yankee is the uncle tom of trips.
Liam Collins
Cubs will easily cruise into the division title and will easily drop their money into Manfred's bank account, but won't be able to meme back into the LCS
Dylan Gray
AL MVP: Gary Sanchez AL CYA: Corey Kluber AL ROTY: Andrew Benintendi AL MOTY: Scott Servais
NL MVP: Anthony Rizzo NL CYA: Clayton Kershaw NL ROTY: Robert Gsellman NL MOTY: Bud Black
Jaxson Brown
none every food truck charges $11 for $5 worth of food
Grayson Powell
Well, enjoy your season AL fag. The DH is a waste anyway. You don't get to see pitcher hitting at all. But only in October shall we meet. Hopefully
Ryan Rodriguez
Hi mo
Bentley Fisher
yeah but he was really the biggest reason we were there in the first place. duda's error was the most pivotal imo, and he's still on the team.
Caleb Jones
Nice meme
Zachary Jackson
Seattle and Red Sox ALCS for the massive memes, and the Mariners win in 7
Joseph Phillips
...and ballpark concessions don't?
Dominic Flores
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Nathan Green
Actually, I'm not even using uncle tom as an insult here, i mean, we're anons, most of us like uncle tom. Uncle toms are liked by us.
Trips and anons aren't the same, you understand that, this is why none of us can stand mo, but we actually dont mind Texas Yankee.
He's kinda funny occasionally, and takes part in our shenanigans against other trips. Definitely the uncletom of /mlb/ trips.
Parker Russell
They left Duda because he's the only first baseman with power that this team has. If anything, trumbo could have been logical, but there's enough power hitters on this team. Loney could be a replacement but he lacks rbis
Blake Wilson
Cleveland pitchers are pretty decent at the plate for some reason desu. Wish I had a webm of Bauer mimicking batters at that one Pirates game.