/hoc/

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>rags

OG SDERP

Excuse me I don't recall you asking permission to save that image of the dog I posted. Contacting the authorities right now.

PREDS GO

Patrician thread.

lol forsberg that was embarrassing.

shut up pekka

>play ice hockey
>get staph infection
kill me bros

lmao

>play ice hockey
>get Stepan infection

Friendly reminder to pray that your team doesn't fall for the Texier meme at the draft

>match with high test on Tinder and are literally at her place within 90 minutes of matching
>get Molluscum Contagiousum on your dick

Just JUST me up

thoughts?

>subban chimping out
shocking

>not using a condom on some tinder hoor
What were you expecting?

>engaging in premarital sexual intercorse
serves u right

Condoms are for gay men so they can shoot HIV cum into another's ass without being more of a drain on the taxpayer as they already are

This. It's a message from God. Repent.

>tfw you slip into an existential crisis and spend the entire morning crying uncontrollably over things completely out of your control
im like completely out of toilet paper and kleenex now

what an absolute worthless fucking franchise the Florida Panthers are

Your fingers are small

Based Panthers fucking over an in state rival. Good for them

thanks! what do you think about my feet?

Are you a gay?

>Tavares ded
gg islels

This isn't Sup Forums material, please go on /soc/ if you want to talk about yourself

Make sure to drink plenty of Bonaqua. Crying makes you dehydrated.

Socks are for faggots

>freshoutofhecks.jpg

no

>no news in OP

Good job reddit

if you insist

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I thought that was the back of a person's head with a hole in it

when i made /hoc/ generals a few years ago i always copy pasted rotoworld headlines, put links to streaming websites, and usually had a hockey related image

but you faggots arent worth that shit anymore

a preds/wild ploff series would be decadent

i did too

Filip Forsberg again

ARVY'S GOT 30

THANK YOU BASED SWEDES

>finnish goaltending vs the state of choking
could be good for a laugh or two

This game is boring as fuck what are you talking about.

not yet

Swiss guys today are good tho

Oh no we suck again!

CHOKING THIS HARD

>MILD
>MILD
>MILD

Kevin Fiala is going to be good, these coaches just need to stop scratching the kid

>not enjoying a nice high event meme game

>again

>Jagr and Huberdeau 2 games without Barkov
>combined -12
jesus fucking christ

apologise

wat is this

that black line at the top of the glass at center ice is annoying me. If I was a perds fan I would kill myself, but not for that reason.

>preds throwing shit on to the ice

CAPS ARE NUMBER ONE

Do the Preds have the sexiest man in the NHL on their team?

i'm not gay so i cant answer that

bunne

me too

And Jesus said unto them: "Laffs will lose the rest of their games and miss the playoffs."

>Again

That's a terrorist sign. Somebody call the feds.

To be on the Preds have to
>be handsome
or
>be meme

Josi ranks high in both categories.

Will you fuck off please

pls no I didn't mean it

"""Cowboys"""" spend more money on clothes than Jersey Shore types

i've been to bridgestone a few times. the women are drunk, attractive, and ready to go.

at PNC... quite the opposite

what's wrong? scared of the caps?

Kill yourself and your dogshit "meme" making fun of an innocent person

Go to fucking Sup Forums

okay who the hell is this and does she have autism or something?

if you like her so much why don't you marry her?

you know the preds are gonna blow this right?

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alright so you're just cancer

she seems nice, why do you bully her?

>27-1-5 this season after leading after 2 periods

Lmaoin @ Ur life

desu I never said anything bad about her

Pulshit posters must return to reddit

BEAVERTON ALBERTA BEAUTAFUL TOWN LOOK AT THESE KIDS HERE BEAUTAFUL KIDS WEARIN SKATES AND SKATIN THATS A BEAUTAFUL THING RIGHT HERE!! KNOW HOW COME NONE OF THESE FANCY STAT GEEKS CAN DO A STAT ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER TEAMS PLAY WHEN THEY WEAR SUITS AND TIES TO THE RINK!!! NOW HOLD THE PHONE HOW COME NONE OF THESE FANCY DUMMY STAT GEEKS CAN DO A STAT ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER TEAMS PLAY WHEN THEY WEAR SUITS AND TIES TO THE RINK!!! YKNOW I LOVE SEEIN MY BUDDY JEROME YAGINLA GOIN TA L.A. TA PLAY WITH TAYLOR TAFOLEY, TANNER PERSON, JAKE MUZZLE AND GUYS LIKE THAT! LETS GO! NOWADAYS WE GOT CHICKEN SWEDE AND EUROS IN OUR JUNIOR HOCKEY CAN'T KEEP EM OUT THEY GOT SOFTIES OUT IN THE OHL NO RESPECT AND NO GUTS TERRIBLE THING FOR THE GAME YKNOW HOW COME TEAMS WITH A MAPLE LEAF ON THEIR SWEATER DONT KNOW HOW TA HOLD A LEAD????? THEY GOT NOTHING BUT EURO SOFTIES WHO CAN'T TAKE A HIT

The sip that saved the Oilers.

>theyve blown 6 3rd period leads

T R A S H
R
A
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based wet raisins

you think he took the bogpill?

He took the pilljarvi.

Whats his favourite flavour of bonaqua? It seems to be the Lemon lime from his other pictures

>PSSSHHHHTTT
Ahhhhhh
That first sip of the day

Rumor has it they are developing a pizza scented Bonaqua flavor just to appease Pulju.

>hockey on channel guide
>its fucking boreball instead

OH SO WERE STARTING THIS SHIT AGAIN ARE WE?????

PLEASE GOD I BEG YOU TO COLLAPSE THE SKYDOME AND GET RID OF THE FUCKING BLOW JAYS

>tfw just learned Don Cherry was born February 5, 1934
He's 83 years old

But user its Canada's team!

if i could go back in time and murder whoever invented baseball i would do it with no hesitation

>donna cherri will die in your lifetime
feels fantastic desu

HEAVENS GATES WON'T OPEN UP FOR ME

the expos were canadas team, the blue jays are a corporate abortion

>miss first 2 minutes of cantpucks game yesterday because of boreball
i know they are shit and their season is over but wtf rogers. stop force feeding us with bluegays shit.

The smile that cured cancer

>You will die in Don Cherry's lifetime

Hawks fan here. Can anyone explain icing to me? Why does the goalie hold up his hand?

Go Hawks!

AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

Just noticed the Preds fans have stopped booing Suter

would you watch if the expos were brough backj

not if you die now