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fat oily nonce edition

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Anime

>Adam Nicolson, 5th Baron Carnock, FRSL, FSA (born 12 September 1957) is an English author who has written about history, landscape, great literature and the sea.
He is noted for his books Sea Room (about the Shiant Isles, a group of uninhabited islands in the Hebrides); God's Secretaries: the making of the King James Bible; Sissinghurst: an Unfinished History (describing his attachment to his family home and his plans to transform the landscape there); and The Mighty Dead (US title:Why Homer Matters) exploring the epic Greek poems as a powerful voice both in his own life and in European culture.

imagine being such a melt that you think you're depressed and just sit in the house all day doing nothing but browse /brit/
hmm


I should stop projecting

Stop bullying him.

work ends in 10 minutes

imagine if tim WAS a nonce

need a bf
need one badly

Alright PJW

Fenianlad here

Might be working in Liverpool soon, what should I expect?

Zayn Malik is a great Brit of whom you should all be proud

want a nip gf

I don't browse /brit/ when I'm feeling depressed desu.

why do indians think that lighter skinned indians are richer when in reality north india is poorer and dirtier than southern india?

*strokes your leg*

after what he done to his daughter, he deserves it
>imagine

anime

foing my best

want a nazi qt gf

The upperclass is lighter skinned

jog on jappy

*blushes and smiles*

what made you think i'm japanese?
stupid yank

...

dear all 'nime 'nces:

you're all 'nts. you are 'philes and 'gins

in the caste yeah. but in terms of average wealth southern indians are richer

THEY'S IN GOOD SHAPE FOR THE SHAPE THEY'S IN
BUT THEY'S NO WAY THEY'LL EVER WIN
WITH NAPALM ROLLIN' DOWN THEIR SKIN
NAPALM STICKS TO KIDS

Calle

These OPs are bad and you should feel bad.

Jog on Reddit

Avenida

Forgot I masturbated earlier and just had a messy piss.

Any fresh memes

Chemin

*licks up all the mess*

rate the nose

Straßen

viale

Losing my virginity to this girl from work tonight lads, she's probably a 7/10 and I'm a 5/10 so I'm pleased.

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I'd annoy the fuck out of him if I was his neighbour. His fucking terrible guitar and piano would drive me mental

is she nice?

Love seeing him out the flat 2bh

top tier: calle calle
high tier: calle avenida
mid tier: calle chemin
shit tier: calle impasse

business idea: type what your captcha is

devito adra

bit irish
mick cunt

calle road

I'm a 25 year old virgin I'm not a normie

Yeah we get on well this is her

1700
3800

brits IN
aussies IN
kiwis IN
leafs IN
saffers IN
yanks OUT

/brit/ is a commonwealth general

what's moot up to nowadays?

Imagine what the hairdresser says to Tim when he gets his haircut

"So, what'll it be today"
"Me... Timothyjamesbyrne in my hairdressers in high wycombe...eighteenthofmarchtwentyseventeen... Date check on the televisioni'mwatching....... there we are... eighteenthofmarch... Moosey's in the chair over there... Hello Moosey!!! Hello!!!"
*hairdresser begins cutting*
"The lady next door over the wall is messing me about. First I get mymentalhealthappointment today... and the day before she says Ican'tplaymypiano and Ican'tplaymyguitar... Bit suspicious????? Haha... Love thewhitecat"

>recently got a food waste ban in my area
Fug, I never used the brown bins. Having rotting food in the kitchen is gross.

you left in the copyright, mong

Ancient and underused gimmick

you are a yank, fuck off

SCREECHING

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all north amerikaners OUT
australians and english IN

everyone else?

F U C K O F F
U
C
K

O
F
F

Don't push your luck, leaf.

yeah, but dude has a really nice guitar
those are expenisve

pseudo yank

I blame Pakis and Jews for my sexual impotence

red wine chocolate sauce

*slaps you in the face*

BAD BRIT! BAD!

She looks like the frontman from King Gizzard.

Its over drumpfkins

>Ireland
Sasanach

food waste goes in the green bin

/brit/ is a nonce general

...

What did he do to his daughter?

Genuinely prefer the French to Yanks.

>South Africa
What?

antarticans are NOT brits

theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/17/labour-and-tories-send-spin-doctors-but-no-leaders-to-itv-debate
Brilliant

Fuck SAKE. Was meant to post this version.

I'll try again later. Will add the (You)'s to my tally though.

next president of the united states will be ben carson

what should i have for lunch/dinner lads
dont care how unhealthy

What kind of amp does he use?

holy FUCK you're a dumb cunt
off yourself poof cunt

>south africa
hello nigger

must be urine flavored

love cute boys

got called a kaffir in nandos

Tennessee style KFC

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p050zy0v/queer-britain-series-1-1-does-god-hate-queers

>Does God hate queers?

why didn't corbyn resign the first hundred times he was asked to?

me

*sighs*

women and their notions

got an interview tomorrow
for a job that i need my own car for. so if i get it i'll to get down the showroom asap

the final red pill is to accept islam and wipe out the degenerate mess which has corrupted our society

you must be a clueless sack of shit if you think an African country is more Anglo than Canada and America

Vintage Yamaha

he is an autocrat

What Job

debt collector

looks like a queer, talks like a queer, acts like a queer

probably a queer then wouldnt you say? yes probably a queer

Deliveroo

youtu.be/woTjrHp00K0

half of these comments aren't even from /brit/
who are these people?